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John VanEnk

@sw17.ch
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Tacoma, WA. I work at Fastly to try and make the Internet a better place.

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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 30/09/2026
I just visited my family in semi-rural MI. Many Trump signs from 2024 were replaced with an anti-datacenter signs. I didn't see a single Rogers sign the entire week I was there. Al-Sayed signs even deep in the sticks. It was unusual.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/09/2026
Truly one of the best I ever worked with. I hope she's doing well.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/09/2026
I was her manager at the time. She'd use our 1:1s to grill me about her own code. She'd always bring a PR on which she wanted feedback. I think she could feel when code could be better, but wasn't always sure how. She relentlessly sought feedback.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/09/2026
I worked with a very talented junior programmer a few years ago. Me, talking to her about her C code: "ah, I like how you used a linked list here" Her: "a what?" Turns out she had little formal training with programming or C, but regularly invented the data structures many of us were taught.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 24/09/2026
My view on copyright hasn't really changed much in 20 years. The implications of my view, however...
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 21/09/2026
Got to use a sledge hammer today. Didn't even throw out my back.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/08/2026
If you are eligible to vote in Washington State, please vote NO on ballot initiatives I-001 and I-638. nohateinwastate.org
nohateinwastate.org
NO HATE in WA State Oppose IL26-001, IL26-638
Learn about opposing IL26-001, IL26-638, two harmful initiatives on the November ballot that threaten student safety. Vote NO on I-001 and I-638 this November!
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 27/08/2026
If you're reading more than you're typing lately, I suggest making your font a lot bigger.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 20/08/2026
my view is that stuff like this can be an explanation, but not an excuse
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 19/08/2026
East Source River Control
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 19/08/2026
Why build ESRC now?
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 14/08/2026
A terminal screenshot showing the `true` command. "true - do nothing, successfully".
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 14/08/2026
"groff is this true??" i say as i open a man page
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 10/08/2026
I've been in a relationship for 21 years and this would end it.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 06/08/2026
I suppose I was thinking of this from the perspective abstractly. I had a great time in college, but looking back at the situation around me at the time, I would have had a different perspective at my current age.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 06/08/2026
You could offer me the choice between 1990 and 2026, and I would choose 2026 every time without hesitation.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 31/07/2026
Costco should have a bar
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/07/2026
my guess is that the bat echo-located the line and thought "my gosh, i have to taste that long bug"
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/07/2026
when i was ~12, i was fishing at a pond near my house at dusk. i cast my line and somehow managed to entangle a bat over the pond. had to real him in and figure out how to de-tangle a freaked out wet bat.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 20/07/2026
Just chew more. Parasite paste.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 20/07/2026
I think I've been to that one driving back from Portland. #spicychickensandwich
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 17/07/2026
good job emily
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 11/07/2026
nine years at Fastly
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 09/07/2026
I've seen this described elsewhere as "high detail, low fidelity".
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/07/2026
Dying with all 10 fingers is bad resource management.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 03/07/2026
I'm enjoying the heck out of this album.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 03/07/2026
This event happened while a coworker was leaning over squinting at the board, and also fried my laptop motherboard.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 02/07/2026
"huh, I wonder why that's not working..." I say as a capacitor turns to flame
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 20/06/2026
look at him
a snail crawling through some yellow plants
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 19/06/2026
i wish you'd forget how to code
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 18/06/2026
To me, this seems like a standard that makes it difficult to hold anyone from a marginalized group accountable for their actions in case doing so would trigger a populist backlash.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/06/2026
creature
a black dog with a graying muzzle looking at the camera and blepping her tongue just a bit
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/05/2026
a name unspoken a hallowed space still hollow a cry never heard
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 30/04/2026
www.cdc.gov/stillbirth/d...
cdc.gov
Data and Statistics on Stillbirth
Even with medical advancements, each year about 21,000 babies are stillborn in the United States.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 17/04/2026
Reading glibc source code is a completely different experience from reading most other C source code.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 07/04/2026
I demand elected representatives act outside their official capacity. A thing that I could also do at any time but won't.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 07/04/2026
absolutely not
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 06/04/2026
i get why folks want this to be a “bsky uses ai” problem and it could be, also could be the upstream provider using ai! downtime happened long before ai though and i think the real problem is that <5 companies control how we get things and keep things online
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/04/2026
My V6 2023 Toyota Tacoma gets better mileage.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/04/2026
People working at the Tacoma Transfer & Recovery Center have always been pretty great whenever I'm there.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/04/2026
Do another one next year so that I'll have a 1yo instead of a newborn. Haha.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 04/04/2026
Sad to be missing this one. :(
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emily s. @emily.news · 01/04/2026
thinking about an April Fool's joke where I wait for my friend to fall asleep, sedate them, dress them as Hannibal, fly them out to the nearest mountain range, put them in a tent surrounded by elephants, and then wait for them to wake up.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 29/03/2026
It costs me $3 to get from the stop by my house in North Tacoma to downtown Seattle. $3!!!! I would pay so much more than that for a more regular and later service.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 28/03/2026
Everyone who came outside to play Pokemon Go had finally come back outside.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 28/03/2026
There are several straw hats in front of me and one of them has a Guy Fawkes with a crown painted on the brow and a red X through the whole thing. I feel like I missed a memo.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 27/03/2026
This fits with your theory on dev environment customization, doesn't it.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 22/03/2026
I'm late, but: music.youtube.com/watch?v=KWjW...
music.youtube.com
SAN FRANCISCO SIDEWALK
YouTube video by Tiffany Day - Topic
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 13/03/2026
The ones you remember.
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 13/03/2026
One day you look down and realize you now have your father's hands.
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