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Sverre Auestad 📎

@sverre-auestad.bsky.social
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Teacher, tabletop roleplaying game veteran (GM since 1986), amateur writer, consumer of all sorts of books, and whatever the noun is that means someone who is exasperated with the state of the world. Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art. #FuckYouMakeMe

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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow Chuck Lorre is pissed! Lol and I’m loving it 😍 #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fighting evil is all well and good, but we really need superheroes who fight stupidity and wilful ignorance.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OK,vertical videos are bad enough, but vertical bank notes?!? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Canada unveils new $20 bill featuring portrait of King Charles
The vertical banknote features King Charles III, the first new monarch to appear on a Canadian banknote in more than 70 years.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Looking at the world, I can't help wondering why "Dafuq?!?" isn't considered one of the deep, existential questions of our time. #ShowerThoughts
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is who runs this account. I see your strawberry and raise you four fingers.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The new presidential limo?
Two dark blue aircraft food carts. One is open, showing the compartment where the trays would be placed; the other is closed.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Donald Trump's Iran war schedule: Monday: We'll have a deal in a day or two Tuesday: We almost have the best deal ever Wednesday: If Iran doesn't agree to my terms we'll bomb Friday evening: We'll bomb them back to the stone age Sunday evening: We have the broad outline of a new deal Repeat weekly
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wonder how many more times Lucy is going to yank away the football before Charlie Brown starts aiming for her head instead of the ball. #ShowerThoughts
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wonder: If you were to commit a murder, and you knew the police would figure out you were the murderer and catch you, would you make it simple and easy to solve, or would you make it an elaborate whodunit-type murder? #ShowerThoughts
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I bought a bag of cheap, random dice sets for my pupils this summer, (who am I kidding. They're for me, but I'm giving away the ones I don't like). Two of the sets are just awful. They look like white marble with gold numbers. I think they may be Trump-dice. And if so, they're clearly cursed. #Dice
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just a quick reminder: Do not attempt a Trump lies drinking game during his speech. Alcohol poisoning can be fatal.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
OK, so Lindsey Graham has had his last wargasm. I can think of two more names to make it a nice trifecta for Satan's collection.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Them: Failure is not an option. Me: Then how have I picked it so many times?
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I bet the grifter-in-chief will declare a new cease-fire on Friday to manipulate the stock market and make more money.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When Donnie Dementia says the world is longer laughing at the US, that's just a sign that he's also going deaf.
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
emilypopcast 3h
Al artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more right-wingers walking around in a permanent orgasmic daze? #ShowerThoughts
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When I see how much Senile Satan seems to enjoy "dancing" to Y.M.C.A. I can't help wondering if he deep down wishes he was the seventh member of The Village People: The village idiot.
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
☕☕👋💃💃
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Bruce Lawson @brucel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I wouldn’t say that coprolite is my top favourite fossil, but it’s certainly a solid number two.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So, pride month is over. Is July wrath, lust, or gluttony month? #ShowerThoughts
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I wonder if the reason right-wing nutbags in the US are so opposed to the Johnson Amendment, is because they think it's some kind of penis extension sex toy. #ShowerThoughts
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The Brattle Theatre @brattletheatre.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Legendary filmmaker & comedian Mel Brooks revolutionized cinematic satire with genre-skewering masterpieces like The Producers, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein. Join us next weekend as we celebrate his 100th birthday by showcasing some of his most memorable films. brattlefilm.org
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Alison Hoens @physioktbroker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is the human brain designed to cope with ongoing bad news? “Problematic News Consumption (PNC) — a pattern of news engagement that results in preoccupation, dysregulation and disruption to daily functioning”🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Your brain was never designed for this much bad news
Humans evolved to pay close attention to danger, but today that instinct is being overwhelmed by an endless supply of bad news from around the world. Researchers say the answer isn’t to stop following...
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would be OK with leaving Mango Mussolini's name up on the #KennedyCenter for another day, just so it can come crashing down on his birthday on Sunday.
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Cheeky Alpha Monkey @alpha-aurora.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
All the people who are just discovering the stupidity of ballmaxxing, thinking it a new phenomenon, haven't read Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" from 2007.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don't think they thought things through before picking this name. 😁 (If a 13-year-old boy giggles at a name, it's a bad idea to use it.)
Bags of various types of mixed nuts. The product name "Nut bag" is written in large letters on the bags and the display boxes.
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
When I supervise exams, I like to jump about playfully. I proctor and gambol.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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a man is standing in front of a lavatory door .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a lavatory door .
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A small used book store. The kind that is sort of squeezed in between two other stores and you could almost miss it when walking past. A place that smells of old paper and good tea.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 22/04/2026
I thought this felt relatable
Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If I'm reading the news right, Donnie Dipshit is basically saying "if you don't stop blocking the Strait of Hormuz, we'll block it too." Maybe someone should tell him that double-blocking something doesn't make it open. Considering all the crap he eats, he should know something about being blocked.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
With so many people in the Trump administration being paid to lie through their teeth, I think it's only fair that the rest of us get paid for having to listen to them.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
The central characters of the later seasons of Babylon 5
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If Trump is like Jesus, it's one of the best arguments for atheism I've heard in years.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy American Pi Day. The rest of us who write dates in a more sensible order will celebrate More Accurate Pi Day on the 22nd of July. #Pi-Day
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This whole thing. I would be dead except I can't stop dying.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Other than slurs, which three words do you wish would just disappear from the English language forever? For me it would be: - Warfighters - Lethality - Dookie
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Am I just being too conspiratorial when I suspect that the Trump administration is wrecking the jobs market on purpose so they'll have a steady supply of unemployed people whose only choice will be to enter the military?
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Quick question to the sports oracles here: Is the biathlon the most blatantly queer event in the winter olympics? I mean, it's right there in the name and everything.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today's button:
A button showing a blank four-, six-, eight- and ten-sided die in a vertical line with the d10 at top. The background is soet of art deco-ish with golden brown lines on a dark background.
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Why do I have this sneaking feeling that the felonious fascist in the gilded office wants to bring back the Bellamy salute for the pledge of allegiance?
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
There are days when I look at the US, and my first thought is "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm talking on a phone
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says ptfm talking on a phone
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Sverre Auestad 📎 @sverre-auestad.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Today's button:
A button saying "If you don't SMOKE, I won't FART" in red letters over a background of light blue and salmon wavy lines.
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