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@svenbark.bsky.social
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Enthusiastically underprepared. 📍Chicago

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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One of my favorite movies fr
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SO TRUE! Was starting to lose hope for sure.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seems so 😅
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Gambit Kitchen X Men
ALT: Gambit Kitchen X Men
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤞🤞🤞
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smash you next 😛😅 TY bud xx
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It absolutely fucking does!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Offer letter comes in next week from HR 👏
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thanks Ian!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We did it
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Madonna: Masked & Gloved
ALT: Madonna: Masked & Gloved
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning! I got the job 💼 … 6 months of funemployment ends in November. 60+ applications. This was the FIRST interview process of my whole search and I fucking got it. They came in above my asking salary and threw in a sign on bonus. I’m so proud of myself right now.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is my favorite shirt
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one could’ve predicted this 😓
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ty bb 🤗
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s between me and one other candidate. They’re checking our references this week. It would be great if I got it, but if it’s not meant to be, so be it!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think about this often
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For you, I work something out ;)
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😘😘
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑁𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑣𝑎𝑠
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Camp dad was up early
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hadn’t thought about this but I just know evangelicals are loving AI for everything
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That went well :)
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s really your time to shine
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
h/t @shane.wlm.sn 😘😘
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t stress eat, I stress starve.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥹 Ty bb
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank youuuuu
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahaa it’s ROUGH out here yall!!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🧘‍♂️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️🧘‍♂️ Receiving!!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spent the last 48 hrs prepping for a final round of interviews for a really cool job. I keep saying “if I don’t get it, this was great practice.”
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes!! Take all my tokens!! 💸💸💸
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you train your AI to include spelling errors and grammatical quirks
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My eyes tell on me every time 🫩
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stache game 👌👌👌
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spelling errors = signs of humanity. Some day we will long for this!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m job hunting and apparently Mr Beast is hiring like crazy. Keep swatting jobs posts away like flies.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should get some writing credit from Tinashe since she mined my specific thoughts for Pillow Fight
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same rooftop. Two angles. [So tempting to finish this skeet with “One beautiful city” but that sounds written by a chatbot]
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can see the vision. And I love that you borrowed from the tile pattern that inspired you. I could see an entire quilt in this pattern.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Atta boy *noggin rub*
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These dads still love a daddy 🤑🤑
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ahh no way! Then hello neighbor 👋👋
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dads on Duty™️ at the anytime fitness centre™️ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 @benjibark.bsky.social
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re in the club!!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Husband lovers club 🪪👬
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chicagoans love to talk about Costco
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha could be!!
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh also I quit smoking cigs. But it truly can be a genetic disadvantage. My younger brother is on meds and will likely stay on them. He’s more sedentary, but still in decent shape. He refuses to give up red meat or exercise, and that combined with our family history are a rough combo.
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sven @svenbark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I lowered mine after a sustained spike in my 30’s and managed to avoid meds. I went vegan for 5+ years and my cycling commute during that time period went from 5 miles to almost 20 miles/day. Since then I’ve added lean protein (fish/chicken) and I lift 4-5/ week and still bike everywhere.
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