Reposted by JamesPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off. 30689294615654
Reposted by JamesWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I don't know any headline is bad enough to break the fever, but Elon Musk's Ketamine Dealer Is Gutting the Department of Education might do the trick 5542831185
Reposted by JamesAdam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 29/01/2025And I could use less ontological dithering from the media of record here. That’s a Nazi salute, that’s a concentration camp, and that’s a lie. Euphemisms have gotten too expensive. 12760177
Reposted by JamesMatt Scalici @mattscalici.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Shirtless dude at the Birmingham Bowl flipped into the end zone, broke a security guard’s ankles, then hit the Heisman. 27695179
Reposted by JamesArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/12/2024The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29 132316215
Reposted by JamesKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/12/2024This image should replace “lol” in the texting lexicon 1941630
Reposted by JamesBruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 22/12/2024SEC teams only averaged 4.86 yards per play on Tennessee. Ohio State is averaging 11.2 YPP and is up 21-0. Hopefully Lane Kiffin isn't watching this or else he might tweet that the SEC probably should've only gotten two teams into the CFP. www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...nytimes.comSorry, Lane Kiffin: Indiana earned a Playoff spot. SEC teams that got left out did notBecause the Hoosiers were getting handled for much of Friday night at Notre Dame, it became easy for those who got left out to take shots. 410117
Reposted by JamesRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/12/2024imo it is silly as hell to get wound up about strength of schedule in a sport with 1) no centralized scheduling mechanism and 2) no tools meant to create competitive parity amongst peers 1632533
Reposted by JamesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024That’s a great moment but imagine how much better it would be at the Colts stadium 1763034
Reposted by Jamesemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 15/12/2024You know one way for YOU to obey in advance? Is to say, "I can't affect what my Republican Senator does, so I'll go on Bluesky and whine that THEY'LL all comply in advance," when they have ALREADY rejected 2 nominees and forced FBI Background checks at least in some cases. 761734402
Reposted by JamesArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/11/2024David Slaying the Bear, by the workshop of Peter Paul Rubens, 1640 524611539
James @suttjb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024What is illegal contact? What is pass interference? What is a catch? 000
Reposted by JamesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024quick Saturday diversion: I need these people to understand that two of the greatest onramps towards believing in community and respect for other people are sports and playing any sort of games with each other 582357419
Reposted by JamesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Man fuck you 2232117
Reposted by JamesBrooke Jarvis @brookejarvis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory 247158944286