Sign in

The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General

@suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social
148 followers 102 following 2.3K posts

jo || any pronouns fine 🏳️‍🌈 || 30+ || i’m a writer ༗.̫̮ ༗✧ i talk about my ocs sometimes and also just say shit sometimes (mostly the latter) ✨🫵AI shills are blocked on sight. not sorry. stay away from me lmfao🫵✨

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 2h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluX... HERE WE GOOOOOOOO EPISODE 2!!!!!
youtube.com
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: Ep 2 - Wolves Around The Corner
YouTube video by GLITCH
7122901048
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
✨Owl @ Light’s Legacy: A Norvrandt Fanzine✨ @owlboxes.bsky.social · 10h
Our receptionist’s first language is not English. Someone had to explain to her why this is not an office-appropriate name for a skeleton. 💀
191336391
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 8h
not gonna be able to do it today or tomorrow. i dont know when. i had a very violent meltdown yesterday that im still recovering from. sorry sorry sorry sorry i can't be around anyone
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that gif but in reverse tbh
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god nucani aoba is so op i won. i fuckgin won the damn game not JUST because aoba is home (holding my dear sweet aoba that i've known since 2012 YES 2012 i played the fantranslation it made me hate the word "stiff" for years) but also because his special move is basically
static.klipy.com
rainbow blast
ALT: rainbow blast
140
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Anthony Bowens @bowensofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I recall correctly, I was in the ring for this trying not to burst out laughing lol
1955366
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
181027113
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well today was literally the worst but we finished it off with french fries dinner so it's looking. well. 2/4ths of the way up
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
020
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yakumo also being a little smaller to indicate perspective is a nice touch, they've been improving on the presentation of these cutscenes for some time now and it's so goooood
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i really like the cute little flourishes they're doing w/ the models in this event kdkjgdhfg (he gently slid in from the side like any sweet snake would of course)
110
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
KOUJAKU NO YOU CAN'T JUST ASK HIM THAT
110
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Umar Ali @speedfreak01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watched a really important episode of television today
An Animorphs cover of Nanami from Utena turning into a cow
9749400
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
PLEASE HELP ME MEWTYPE www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XbN...
youtube.com
これはぼくたちの生存のあらすじ
YouTube video by Mugendai MewType - Topic
020
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just dudes dropping their fucking pipes and tools and talking loud and drilling and there's sometimes a low constant tone that makes my teeth hurt <3
120
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
god i really love all the noise going on in my house rn. i love it
120
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
223945
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr. Northern Flicker shows off his black cravat and moustache. Always in style #birds
Woodpecker perched on the edge of a birdbath in front of a single, golden elm leaf floating on the water. Bird has black polkadots on its front, topped by a black chest patch that looks like a cravat. He also has a black moustache. This bird exudes confidence.
24679107
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Tokaii @tokaii24.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy Birthday Nanami!!
2524247
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there's literally one right outside my window drilling. i really am in the hall of death again (the only way out of here is death) (or waiting them out whichever comes first)
030
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Technically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly:
171204419
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
episode 021
018952
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
💫 Kii 💫 @kiinadi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My fav ⭐️💜 #jjba #josukehigashikata
1133
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Noquelle @noquelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DIO #jjbafanart
03215
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
azure ☃️ @zurrr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Too much noise too much talking #art
02514
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MY ROUTINE IS IN SHAMBLES
130
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please god give me the strength to survive all these fuckign strange men that have been here since 9 and will likely be here all day "josie they're from the power company" yeah and i have the power ☝️ to weep
130
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💀💀💀 having a real one today. i'll be online later
030
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A bus hijacker with a knife starts toying with his captives, demanding that they provide an answer for why they believe killing is wrong. Totonou takes him up on the thought exercise, going on a nine page & counting monologue about the ethics of killing that makes the hijacker regret he ever asked.
From right to left: the hijacker wide-eyed listening to murder special interest armchair detective have a one-sided debate on the ethics of killing, Totonou goes for another "that said..." digression, and the hijacker screams JESUS! THERE'S MORE?!
413027
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my sibling reading off a "made up wikipedia articles" account: there are at least Three women me, distraught: BUT ARE THERE GOING TO BE MORE??? PLEASE
010
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
66142276199
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
✨MARANDA✨ @randanopterix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So polite!
Artistic depiction of Speedball Mike Bailey putting that French TV host in a half Boston Crab. Speedball grins charmingly at the camera.
625793
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Golden pheasant: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
994065515
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
8157281238
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
504256504635
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
being tense for like 5 hours straight and then unclenching really takes it out of you
020
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he finally left... freedom until thursday.....
120
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A playthrough of Emerald Hill Zone Act 1, from 'Sonic The Hedgehog 2'.
05424
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he has been playing fucking yoyo with us all summer, leaving us out to dry during the last heat wave, and just ghosting us every other time he has to come inspect the fucking wiring so he can actually START FUCKING REWIRING THE HOUSE MADE IN THE 1950s THAT'S BEEN FALLING APART SINCE THE NINETIES
010
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if the electrician fucking comes in instead of doing the outside like he said im gonna start killing
110
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hitting my fucking limit for this week and it's only monday
120
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
AEW Fan Hub @aewfanhub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The AEW production team gave Willow Ciampa her own entrance for her birthday at All Out! www.instagram.com/reel/DeFlURx... Via Tommaso Ciampa on Instagram www.instagram.com/tommasociamp... #aewfanhub #aew #wrestlesky #prowrestling
819234
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
415927
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
TDub says TRANS RIGHTS or GTFO @twkreviews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's why she's the GOAT. T H E G O A T ! ! !
0316
Reposted by The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General
Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
134127503961
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the worst part? i only learned about the shit he said about chris kanyon later. like damn he really truly has always been like this huh. piece of shit
020
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i can't begin to describe how my respect for cena has plummeted. he's just decided "oh well i've fostered so much goodwill i can say what i actually think now" and it's all wretched, putrid garbage about "oh yeah i still love my sex trafficker father figure. also taiwan's not a country" fuck off man
120
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
john cena suck a fart out of vkm's ass and die from it challenge
120
The Dangling BASTARD || Yaoi Surgeon General @suspiciouslyjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i swear to god
000