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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ

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Hi, I'm Zoey! She/Her, 36, engineer 🔧, mom. Loves cars 🚗, robots 🤖, lizards 🦎, and cooking 🍳. You may know me from Twitter @thebustycryptid I migrated all of my old tweets to @thebustycryptid.bsky.social

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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell me what 4 animals you are
African Fattail GeckoClydesdale HorseGolden Orb Weaver spider (golden silk spider)Highland Cow
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You: "Robin Hood" Me, an intellectual: "Karl Marksman"
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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone is posting about metroid and meanwhile this post is the main thing I know about the series
fishing-lesbian-princess

I feel like Samus Aran, when she’s not on a mission, would have a Tony Hawk type experience with people not recognizing her without her armor. Like she’d get carded buying alcohol or something and the cashier would go “Samus Aran? Ha, it’s spelled just like the bounty hunter too. I wonder what he’s up to now?”

fishing-lesbian-princess

She would definitely take advantage of this when she goes to lesbian bars and stuff. She’d just tell the cute alien girls her name is Sammy because if they knew she was the great Samus Aran they’d expect her to top

fishing-lesbian-princess

I originally put a shortened version of this in the tags but I feel it’s worth adding. Imagine being the alien girl at a lesbian bar on a federation space station. You meets this cute tall human girl who calls herself Sammy and you hit it off and share some drinks and eventually Sammy invites her back to her place. Her place is a space ship that you swear looks familiar but you can’t remember where you’ve seen it. Anyway you disregard it and spend the night fucking the brains out of this buff blonde tgirl. Then in the morning when you go to leave you make a wrong turn and catch a glimpse of the power armor belonging to the bounty hunter known across the galaxy. Imagine the realization that this “Sammy” girl you plowed into the mattress last night is singhandedly responsible for saving the universe multiple times
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Andrea Joan Cabral @animandrea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the 10 year anniversary of the day I got my leopard gecko, Cheese! To celebrate, I made a comic about our origin story. Give it a read! 💛💛💛
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp lady
Drawing in hues of green of an cutesy anthropomorphic crocodile lady wearing a victorian dress and holding an umbrella
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中坪宏太/Kota Nakatsubo @yakudo-kan.com · 26/07/2026
それかい
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 08/08/2026
My leopard gecko princess, Castella! It was her birthday/hatchday a few days ago. She has one eye that looks normal and one eyes that has a half dark iris. it doesn’t change her vision, but it does make her look like that eye is always dilated.
Drawings of my gecko Castella doing gecko thingsPhoto of Castella sitting in her bowl (her favorite spot)Photo of Castella looking very cute
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emerbeeologist 🦋 @emerythos.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🌈 PRIDE GECKOS 🏳️‍🌈 I really wanted to do some art for pride, and felt like drawing leopard geckos was the best way to do it !! I drew as many as I could, but might draw more !! (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ Happy pride 💐 we all deserve sunshine 🌻 #pride #lgbtqia #pridemonth #leopardgecko #geckoart
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Chris Bangle is the Dan Akroyd of automotive design
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Artifacts From the Future: Jovian Zucchini Pesto over Rotini with Fried Farm-Raised Isopods Recipe comes from @jayeatonart.bsky.social's webcomic Runaway to the Stars
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To optimize the fuel economy of your Fiat, you need to periodically clean the spaghetti out of the carburetor. Thankfully, provided that you've kept up with other maintenance, this spaghetti is not only edible but delicious.
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I know the reference is dated but I think my engineer friends will find it evergreen
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goji @gojibean.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
gecko in a box
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Me: "Ugh, gender affirming padding and outfits are nice but they're so much work and hardly worth the effort. For completely unrelated reasons I feel gross and masculine." Also me, but wearing gender affirming padding and outfits: "I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE GODDESS AND A PARAGON OF FEMININE ENERGY!"
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓸𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓓𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We are all grapefruit in God's microwave
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Microdosing the ark of the covenant to build up an immunity
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Illustration of a bat dressed as a gecko and a leopard gecko dressed up as a bat in a field of pumpkins. Text says: Happy Halloween!
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ShinePaw @shinepaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Leopard gecko 🦎
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Scientists! @skypeascientist.bsky.social matches scientists with classrooms, libraries, & more for virtual Q&As! It's easy and fun! We are looking for 750 more volunteers by 8/15 If you're down to chat with 1-5 classrooms this semester, sign up here www.skypeascientist.com/sign-up.html
a canva graphic that says "How it works Step 1:  Go to SkypeAScientist.com
Step 2: Click “Sign Up” then “Scientist
              Sign Up Form”
Step 3: Tell us about yourself
Step 4: Get matched with a classroom
Step 5: Connect with the teacher
Step 6: Make a kid’s day 
isn't that great?
@SkypeAScientist"
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Weather Update: I picked up a Specialized Globe Haul ST for a killer price
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
also this is my kobold bard that i never got to play. her clan worships the memory of a golden dragon that they think they saw once.
a kobold with a dragon faced sousaphone, a pink sun dress, a straw hat, and a knife with smokey posion skulls coming off it.
she is kinda yellow/golden
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Boira Plushies✁ Comms closed @boiraplushies.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Another baby Lizard commission finished 🙌💜 #plushart #plushartist
Handmade Hoodie Lizard plush
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nick @packardpower.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
tale as old as time song as old as rhyme Arby’s got the meats
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
kobolds who don’t speak common trying to think of cool sounding common words to name their hatchlings:
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LillyV 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ CAKE DAY 🍰 Sept 13 @lillyvont.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Gay radiator yall
Rainbow casted onto the side of a radiator
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Mike Thompson @passwordismiket.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo with speech bubble
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I want your unsolicited recommendations for E-bikes! Specifically Class 2 cargo bikes for short trips and local errands in the US.
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sometimes it's ok actually to meet your heroes
Me in a white sun dress and matching hat standing with full body excitement and a big stupid smile next to a white Honda Beat. The Honda is dwarfed by the other cars parked nearby.
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 21/06/2025
Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.
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Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu

From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's Al assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet.

Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off

They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it.

Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others

Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Malky @themalky.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊
Illustration of six species of crocodilians (from top to bottom, left to right: american alligator, freshwater crocodile, chinese alligator, morelet's crocodile, dwarf caiman and gharial) in a cutesy simplified style on a flat colored teal background with ripples of water and lilypads.
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🦋 Alie of the Woods 🦋 (is looking at lichen in the cemetery) @humanbyweight.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
A drawing of a deer furry angrily yelling "NO KINGS". The outline of a wolf skull is superimposed over her face. American stars and stripes decorate the text.
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Cincinnati Chili
An orange bowl with spaghetti topped with a meat chili, shredded cheese, and fresh diced onion
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Today I used 5calls.org to contact my representatives and urge them to condemn the deployment of the National Guard against protesters and you can too
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Vixen the Bimbo Fox @bimbofoxvixen.com · 10/06/2025
You are pretty. Own it!
Black text on a white background:

for all my plus size girls
- coconut oil is great for boob sweat
- essential oils/deodorant for thigh chafing
- crop tops? WEAR THAT
- wanna rid his/her face? Do it. They're grown. They will find a way to breathe.
- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for. Flaunt the stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will urn them on even more
- double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube
- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high. It works, promise.
- Scared to eat in fear of judgement? Please eat. They're probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em!
and last but not least important, always remember:
- YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH!
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Do you suppose carrots qualify as a self-lubricating material for machining purposes?
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🀄tile eater @banoranwhite.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's too late, I've already depicted you as the wiggling mealworm and myself as the alpha leopard gecko
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I got to hold a ball python at Pride today. Her name is Scarlett.
Your's truly wearing a pink tank top with my hair up and a blue canteen over my shoulder. In my arms is a tan and black ball python curled up and peeking out. Behind me are a few vendor canopies in a park.
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Peytoia flanii (Flan) @pflanii.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Tangerine Leopard Gecko? More like Cheez Leopard Gecko. #art #digitalart #pet #gecko #lizard #reptiles #krita
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💙READ TRAPFINDERS💙 @fabianzibb.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Kobold facts: you can fascinate a kobold with a piece of cheese.
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Katy's Shit Cartoons @cartoons.katymontgomerie.com · 07/06/2025
Sorry everyone, but these are the rules* *That cis people made up
Chart: Gender critical guide on when to come out as trans

Age line along the bottom from 0 - 100. 18 and 25 are highlighted.

From 0-25 is labelled: no one this young can know. Social contagion

From 18-100 and beyond is labelled: if you didn't come out before now you must not be serious. Transtrender/pervert
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Oh, yeah, it’s this new thing for Pride this year. If you’re cis and you just have to share your thoughts and opinions on trans people, we can all yell “Shut the fuck up” and then you do so that we might finally get to talk about our own experiences.
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Reading a book that points out how many women go into science communication and art because they’re actively pushed out of academic science by men who then take women’s findings and ideas as their own yeah this is sounding familiar.
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Amethyst Mare - COMMISSIONS OPEN 🏳️‍🌈➡️ Furcation @amethystmare.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Tapping the sign.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 05/06/2025
Twitter right now
Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
This is the real face of humanity...
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SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @suspiciouslybusty.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
After being too uncooperative to do much of anything helpful all day, my brain has decided that sleep isn't on the menu either 🙃
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