The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 07/10/2026New Patreon ep—HULK! Ang Lee’s debatably canon Marvel film from 2003 that divided the nation with bold editing choices, advanced FX and unhinged Nolte! You WOULD like us when we’re podcasting, hopefully enough to kick in $4.50/month! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 020
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“The only decent grass is the grass that grasses to me!” 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s time for street justice—HOSKINS STYLE! The diminutive badass goes off on some tossers in MONA LISA, discussed on our latest episode! Btw that’s Kenny Baker at the end! #bobhoskins #monalisa 051
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026New ep—BOB’S YOUR UNCLE! We’re talking three neo-noirish type movies featuring everyone’s favorite diminutive heavyweight English character actor, Bob Hoskins! Set your subtitles to ON, geezers! #thelonggoodfriday #monalisa #aprayerforthedying #bobhoskins podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 150
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New Patreon ep—JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS! We just can’t get enough ancient Greek boat journey movies these days, so we checked out the 1963 Harryhausen FX classic, starring…some actors! Skeleton city! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsEmalie Soderback @whateverokay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sharing this polaroid of the whole @suspensekills.bsky.social gang at my wedding 💒 4232
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s never been a better time to join the Patreon! We got a brand new ep about FARGO, a movie of some renown that turns 30 this year PLUS an exciting bonus report from Emalie’s wedding! All for a little bit of money. Not joining? WelI, I just don’t understand it. www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 02/09/2026New ep—NIGHTMARE BLUNT ROTATION! Prodigal son Kevin Clarke returns to the fold to discuss 3 Emily Blunt thrillers of varying quality with the rest of the gang! Nothing in the podcast will make sense to your American ears but in the end you will understand! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 052
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 26/08/2026New Patreon ep—TROY! Sing, o muse, about this perfectly adequate 2004 Homeric epic that has recently been made even more forgettable than it already was! Only $4.50 to hear us discuss literal great balls of fire! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026New Patreon ep—BIG TROUBLE LITTLE CHINA! We’re talking Carpenter for the first time (we think) about a movie from 1986 that 2/3 of us absolutely adore! Only $4.50 to listen, and I think you should go for it—we really shook the pillars of heaven with this one! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 020
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 30/07/2026New Patreon ep—it’s DUNKIRK! For some weird reason we felt the need to examine a Chris Nolan picture, so why not this time bending, arty, anxiety inducing war film from 2017? Because when it comes to podcasting, we shall go on to the end! For just $4.50 a month! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsWill Goss @williambgoss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026One can picture the borderline violent pride with which I contributed this episode's title over text, never more certain of anything in my gotdamn life. 061
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 29/07/2026New ep—THIRST CONTACT! Three nudity-packed sci-fi thrillers about hot lady alien babes on a path of horny destruction! Houston, we have a problem—a SEXY problem! #lifeforce #undertheskin #species podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 073
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 15/07/2026New Patreon ep—QUIZ SHOW! We’re talking Bob Redford’s stately 1994 drama detailing a level of corruption that feels downright cozy by today’s standards! Featuring Martin Scorsese in the role he was born to play: The President of Geritol! Only $4.50 to buzz in! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 01/07/2026New Patreon ep—DISCLOSURE DAY! Yes, all 3 of us went to a damn THEATER just so we could chat about Spielberg’s latest for you! Only $4.50 to hear us talk about CGI critters, elderly Greys and directors who may or may not be a tad bit out of touch these days! LISTEN www.patreon.com/suspensekills 010
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsBrent McKnight @brentmmcknight.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Walking out of ‘Max Payne’ in 2008, my friend said, “That movie just shit in my mouth.” This led to a whole new film rating system for us: how many shits a movie took in our mouths. 141
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 26/06/2026All three of these pretty high on the mouth shit scale 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New ep—GAMERGATE! Three movies based on classic video games, with ascending levels of obnoxious fan service! We got: 2 Mark Wahlbergs, 2 Olga Kurylenkos, 3 in media res openings, 2 Belicoffs & a butt load of meaningful tattoos! Don’t miss even one second of it! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 0104
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 17/06/2026New Patreon ep— WAG THE DOG! Kevin, Matt and Travis are together in person to discuss a fantastic Mamet/Levinson farce that has been rendered disturbingly tame by current events. PLUS they map the decline of the US onto the decline of The Simpsons, surprising nobody! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 020
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 03/06/2026New Patreon ep—WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER! The three original hosts reunited in person to discuss the tiny/massive 2001 indie comedy from David Wain and Michael Showalter! You are ready to learn the New Way by signing up for just $4.50! And next time, YOU drive the van! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 021
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsDrew Powell @drewpowell123.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The @colonelmortimer.bsky.social Luc Besson rant on the latest @suspensekills.bsky.social episode is so good 042
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 27/05/2026New ep—SHE HAW! Giddy up, we’re talking about 3 lady westerns of varying degrees of quality! After all, what are westerns if not thrillers with horses? So check your boot for snakes and get on board! #badgirls #bandidas #thequickandthedead podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 162
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 20/05/2026New Patreon ep—GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS! One of the most entertaining movies ever made about swearing salesmen, the legendary Mamet adaptation starred all of the greatest actors of 1992 & also Kevin Spacey! Have YOU made your decision for Christ? Only $4.50, close the deal! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 031
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Here is 55 seconds of pure cinema from the 1987 film CYCLONE, discussed on our latest episode! 0113
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Dukey Flyswatter of Haunted Garage! 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 13/05/2026New ep—MOVING VIOLATIONS! Three films, three iconic Super Vehicles! We got a chopper that sees through walls, a bike that shoots lasers and a jet plane that listens to nu metal! Buckle up! #stealth #bluethunder #cyclone podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 264
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 06/05/2026New ep—CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON! Ang Lee’s 2000 hit brought wuxia to the (western) masses, but does it still hold up? The answer is yes, but you gotta fork over the cash to hear us elaborate further! Only $4.50 & we will drift by your side as ghosts for eternity! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 021
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsNoël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Only Hollywood Homicide has Harrison Ford eating a donut during sex 011
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Damn that’s actually more harsh 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 29/04/2026New ep—PERFORMANCE ANXIETY! What ensues when phony actors mix it up with real life law enforcement they’re trying to depict? Why, hilarity of course! We got yoga jokes, Roger Moore’s daughter and a 50-ft animatronic of Michael J Fox’s face! Somebody say “action”? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 284
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 23/04/2026NSFW? Here is the legendary hilarious sex scene from MALICIOUS! Watch to the end for a terrific punchline—discussed on our latest episode! 030
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 22/04/2026New Patreon ep—DARKMAN! One of the Raimi-est films that ever Raimi’d, this superhero franchise-starter was made between Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, definitely BEFORE Raimi began to dial it back a bit. Pay 5 bucks! To see the dancing freak! (Only $4.50 to listen!) www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 15/04/2026New ep—MOLLYAMOROUS! In the 90’s Molly Ringwald made a play for the thriller market, dabbling in 3 distinct sub genres—erotic thriller, workplace thriller and classical music enthusiast thriller. Results were mixed! #mollyringwald #malicious #officekiller podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 032
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 08/04/2026New Patreon ep—MASK! Peter Bogdanovich’s excellent 1985 drama about a cool, smart kid who hangs out with Cher and Laura Dern and a never-hotter Sam Elliott and also just happens to have a rare genetic defect. PLUS Springsteen songs?? Plus Simpsons talk?? Only $4.50! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 01/04/2026New ep—HEAD SHOULDERS NEESON TOES! We’re talking early Neesons, when he was nothing more than a handsome, charismatic 7 foot tall Irish nobody who starred in major films! #liamneeson #nextofkin #rubycairo #undersuspicion podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 0124
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 25/03/2026New Patreon ep—FUNNY PEOPLE! Yes we’re finally drilling down on Judd Apatow’s not particularly beloved 2009 ode to comedy. PLUS you get to hear all our thoughts on Adam Sandler, can you even imagine? Only $4.50, please enjoy at a medium pace! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 040
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 19/03/2026EXCITING NEWS! We’re gearing up another pledge drive! If we can somehow manage to rack up 150 Patrons between now and…whenever, we are going to cover ALL 5 INDIANA JONES FILMS! 2 big episodes! Get out there and knock doors, let’s make this happen, only $4.50, cheap! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 043
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 18/03/2026New ep—NUKES OF HAZARD! Never been a better time to talk about the terrifying prospect of nuclear Armageddon, right? We talk about 3 extremely distinct thrillers where The Bomb is one of the main characters. So go hide under your desk and give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 096
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 16/03/2026BONUS PATREON EP—VEGAS 2! Yes, Kevin and Travis went to Vegas again and WON BIG! Hear all about their whirlwind 2 day adventure on this edutaining piece of Peabody-worthy audio journalism! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 030
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 11/03/2026New Patreon ep—TENDER MERCIES! S-tier character actor Robert Duvall won his Oscar for this quiet little gem from Horton Foote and Bruce Beresford in 1983. We also talk about our favorite Duvy performances! Only $4.50, this episode smells like…victory. www.patreon.com/suspensekills 020
Reposted by The Suspense is Killing UsDamian Oaks @damianjoaks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm a week late but just wanna say this is an S-tier episode title 151
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Holy crap they are both in that Bruce Willis Breakfast of Champions movie! 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Here is just a brief snippet of Connery’s harrowing stunt work in THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY, where the train was supposedly going twice as fast as intended because they didn’t know how to read the instruments. Discussed on our latest episode! 020
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 04/03/2026New ep—REMEMBER THE CRICHTONS! Three movies directed by Michael Crichton long before Disclosure made him a household name! We’re talking insane celebrity stunts, primordial CGI and at least one Douglas! #coma #looker #greattrainrobbery #michaelcrichton podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 142
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 25/02/2026New Patreon ep—JERRY MAGUIRE! Cameron Crowe’s catchphrase-spawning megahit 1996 take on the Tom Cruise Formula! We talked about it for 90 minutes and came up with a catchphrase of our own: “Porch Titty!” Only $4.50 to be a part of this historic cultural milestone! www.patreon.com/suspensekills 010
The Suspense is Killing Us @suspensekills.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“Look out boys, I’m gonna spit.” Here is some textbook irresponsible gun ownership from PME’s AMERICAN BORN, discussed on our latest episode! 020