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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Car wrestling is staged, but the players involved try not to break key fob.

Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Certain ancient Greek scholars were reluctant to share their secrets regarding squares of the side lengths of right triangles. However, people on the inside kept leaking this knowledge through undisclosed channels. The problem became known among members as "Pythagorrhea".

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 11/05/2026

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Loneliness can't be an epidemic, silly. You're already self-isolating.

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Oh, that isn't even allegedly, here it is.

Excerpt from "How to Succeed at MtBeast Production", a handbook written by Jimmy, reading "it's okay for the boys to be childish. If talent wants to draw a dick on the white board in the video or do something stupid, let them."

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Something I never see discussed about the book of The Lord of the Rings is how Gimli never speaks a line of dialogue until the Fellowship is just leaving Rivendell. (Glóin does all the speaking at the Council. Gimli is mentioned in narration as being introduced to Frodo but doesn't speak.)

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

those of you who are pianists now have permission to refer to anything you need done to your piano as "critical performance requirements"

The Steinway Model O Living Room Grand Piano must meet the following critical performance
requirements:
-New (not used or refurbished)
-Ebony (black) polish finish
-Not to exceed 6ft in length and 5ft in width
-Delivery to Quarter 7, Generals Row, Ft. Myer Virginia 22211
-Preparation of piano to include:
tuning, voicing, regulation, and set-up on site
-Adjustable Artist Bench
-5-year Manufacturer’s warranty parts & labor
-Removal and disposal of existing piano

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

can't win wars without piano music

Requirement Information: The AF Band requires a new piano for use in performances at the Air House,
the home of the Chief of Staff of the Air Force and their spouse for when they engage with foreign and
local leadership at their home, and this instrument is front and center in those proceedings.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"Do whatever you want with my invented world. Just don't make it boring." -J.R.R.R.T.J.R.T.R. Tolkien

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

"I want to tell you, please, after seven days, do not send videotapes to ANY address that you have." -Ringu Starr

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

DEVO - "Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin')" and "The Day My Baby Gave Me a Surprize" "Weird Al" Yankovic - "Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White" The B-52's - "There's a Moon in the Sky (Called the Moon)" Lemon Demon - "I've Got Some Falling to Do" and "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

When I find my DAW in need of plugins Mother MIDI comes to me Speaking words of wisdom "VST"

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

(Thread of joy:) Synthesizers Cats Dogs YTPs Sonatas Fugues Mashups Cooking Writing music Piano Guitar Retro game mechanics Math videos Movie riffs

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Gainax, Giygas, Gygax. All perplexing entities in their own way.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Hi, we'll be right back to Quentin Tarantino's animal husbandry thriller, Cull Bull Vol. I, in just a second.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Frankenchad; or, the Modern Brometheus

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

You know, Sisyphus didn't really need a rock. He just needed to be assigned snow removal. 😵

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

The Time-Traveling Salesman Problem

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

It seems YouTube wasn't content with how bad the comments sections were and threw things into further disarray by presenting replies all out of order. 🤨

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

It's a long way to Temporary It's a long way to Secretary

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Tempted to start referring to ADHD like how Australians refer to AC/DC. "Addahadda".

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/08/2025

They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.

Alt text: A tweet from Joey Mannarino (@JoeyMannarinoUS) dated August 27, 2025. The tweet calls for Health and Human Services to violate HIPAA laws and forward information about every transgender and transgender-questioning person to law enforcement for immediate detainment, claiming they are killing children in schools. It describes this as a matter of national security, says transgender people should be locked away and studied, calls for medical professionals who enable transitions to be expelled from the profession, and demands that the federal government treat transgender people as if they were terrorist organizations. The tweet shows it was last edited at 1:11 PM and has 5,049 views.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Dang. Well, here's to a long life of a great satirist and a personal inspiration of mine in many ways. "We will all go together when we go. What a comforting fact that is to know. Universal bereavement, An inspiring achievement, Yes, we all will go together when we go." -Tom Lehrer

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Every ad-based platform is a minefie- uhh, combustion zone for everyday innocuous words being arbitrarily verboten by verboterators.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Eyeball monster whose weakness isn't the eye but everywhere else.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I was fumbling earlier to remember what three-character combination followed "Stargate" in the late 90s show and I was like "SG-V? SVU? SUV?" Oh, of course. It's Stargate: SNL.

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

"Can't understand what I mean," chuckled Ed, seeing my confusion. Then he looked me dead in the eyes, and the smile dropped from his face. "Well... you soon will," he told me, and just stared at me for a couple seconds, repressed rage behind his cold eyes. "...One week," he said, and walked away.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Tim, Timminy, Tim, Timminy, Tim Tim, Curry...

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It's not just the brain worms, the white house has a big ol' case of necrotizing fashy-itis.

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Simony Simon and the Garfunkley Bunch

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

are you reeling in the yeast storing away the thyme are you gathering up the cheese have you had an apple pie

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Jeffris (JF) @susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

"I was caught inside a deep sleep. Sleepwalking but I just woke up from a deep sleep, a very deep sleep." Anyway, what'd I miss? Did we ever figure out where that Kony guy was? How is Alex Trebek doing? Did GRRM finish those Winter and Spring books?

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