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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 11h

And yet we can't get a pothole in a road repaired for years in the 21st century. 🤷‍♀️

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 12h

We have been warned that there is likely to be a shortage of oil/fuel in the UK - could that be the 'threat'? 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 22h

Lots of people have plans to fix Britain, including me. She's telling porkies as usual.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So is it 'women and children last' in the US military? 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If only the women of Greenham Common had known that all they had to do was park a van with a can of petrol in the boot outside an air base...🙄

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If only we had laws against 'journalists' spreading misinformation.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A brain damaged by ketamine. A brain focused on the science but not the possible consequences. A brain that sees every choice as binary - 1 extreme or the other.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm sure there will be an open and honest bidding process for the contracts to develop and manufacture said weapons.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I thought the birth rate was falling so demand for resources will be less in the future.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Charged with 'murder' of Anne Widdecombe but a 'terror plot' against Farage. Is there a reason for that? 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He's not tall enough to be 'mid level'. 😉

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe he thinks that the phrase 'God loves the sinner' means that the more he sins, the more God loves him. 😄

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

'Christian nationalism' is an oxymoron. 🤫

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just call it 'Trump Invisability Technology' - it'll be the best technology the world has ever known.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#BBC News channel has its priorities right... Top headline requiring 10+ mins of coverage is that a light entertainment programme called 'Celebrity Traitors' is to be screened 'soon'. Must be a slow news day. 🤷‍♀️

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Will they be going for carpet or rubber floor surfaces? Will they be going for adjustable height desks or will they have to only employ people of a specific height? Or do they intend to pay out all back/neck/leg related industrial injury claims & medical costs for treatment of these?

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pretty much. I guess spending too much time with the likes of Faridge, Lowe at al addles the brain.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

#bbcqt Suella Braverman - it's not my fault. They all had it in for me.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don't need to. I can remember - Cruella of the Home Office. One of the Truss circus.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Where does a cult led by a paedophile belong, 'JD'?

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did the binmen not close the lid on your bin again...?

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe he was looking at a map drawn by the US regime.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If only this AI Chatbot had said 'what are you doing 'Hal'?... Instead of allowing humans to alter its programs. #AI

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We had to read The Hobbit in 'year 8'. Teacher: Who didn't enjoy it? ...Why? Me: It's a fairy tale but it's too difficult for kids. So it's a fairy tale but for grown-ups. Teacher: And...? Me: Adults don't read fairy tales! Kids do.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He could just resign from the hostile regime ruling the country. 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lurking around the perimeter of a primary school trying to take photos of small children. Hmmm I can think of another word beginning with 'p' for that. Let's hope the school takes child protection seriously.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe it could be called 'an apprenticeship'. 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He's living proof that alcohol doesn't just stunt the growth - it also addles the brain.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'Gathering evidence on public support'. - How about just asking? A simple letter: 1. Would you like to rejoin the EU? Yes/No and 2. What are your reasons for your answer to the above?

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

'The seat doesn't exist'... Miss Marple: 2 Inspector Clouseau: 0

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Looks more like Trump getting ready to claim that he has ended yet another war. Got to secure those midterm votes somehow.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Miss Marple: 1 Inspector Clouseau: 0

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe I misheard but I thought he said 'adjust' not 'scrap'.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rename the US military - the Pretorian Guard.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm going to be renaming the White House because it isn't white. I'm going to be naming it the Tainted House.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

....and half a dozen old fridges illegally dumped next to the perimeter fence at the airbase.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you'd have called it 'The Refuse Technician' you'd have been given an A.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He'll be promoted to Chairman of the Senate Committee on Armed Services within a week...

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

#IdontcareJaz All I'm getting is 'upstream' errors. Try fixing that with your 'tools'.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rarely seen in Clacton. Rarely seen in the HoC. Almost as if he doesn't know what an MP is supposed to do.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was hoping the WH ban on journalists would give us a longer holiday from these cringeworthy scenes.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Surely there aren't 21,000 members of Reform UK with dual nationality.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Raise National Insurance, perhaps.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Will it be a reciprocal agreement with dual citizens who've lived abroad and been jailed abroad being returned to the UK? 🤔

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2 tier policing. They evacuated the humans but left the birds to fend for themselves.

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My privet never looks smooth when I've taken a hedge trimmer to it. There's always bits sticking up & little stems that haven't been cut clean through. 🙁

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have been known to say 'it's OK guys, it's only me'. 😄

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susando.bsky.social @susando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Contempt of court. Go directly jail. 🤷‍♀️

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