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Slime

@surrealishslime.bsky.social
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26, she/her Watercolor artist, animatronic enjoyer, aspiring clown girl screaming into the void from SWVA.

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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
there are only two genders. neither of them is "boy." you have yet to discover the true second gender. I have such sights to show you.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Where have I been? Busy teaching myself to wolf whistle so I can catcall men when I wear my stompy boots. I’m up to a loud buzz. Progress is steady and I remain optimistic I’ll be harassing construction workers, curbside smokers, and lonely old men on benches by August. 🤞
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Long overdue intro post + selfie thread that I can pin! At long last, I will know, and be known. I’m Slime. I’m here to share my art, but I mostly use this account to ogle at the work of many other talented creatives. Please be my bffs. <3 Attached: photographic evidence that I’m hot and quirky.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My sister’s gotten me into junk journaling and now I take great pleasure in wandering around the house to gather junk mail and catalogs. Every time I pick one up, I get to murmur “another one for the harvest.”
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Jill Bergman @jillbergman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This fox linocut got some color and landed in a frame! #printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
A linocut of a fox sitting on a rock beside a river, printed in black and painted with colorful gouache.A painted linocut of a fox beside a river framed.
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Shayne Greco Ceramics @shaynegrecoceramic.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It’s a lazy lizard kinda day. #iguana #pottery #ceramic #sculpture
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Patric Bates @patricbates.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #52 “Skeleton River” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration Message me if you would like me to send you a Halloween card
This one is pretty simple but after yesterday’s “Ghost of Witch Point Burning”, I figure it offers some good contrast.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Weeping Jug, inspired by the work of potter Marvin Bailey #surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
Purple jug, covered in protruding blue eyes with tears that run down and drip over the other eyes.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The adhd urge to barter my firstborn to Bluesky in exchange for a save feature I will obsessively fill with posts and never once remember to open 🙏
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
When you saw only one giant set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Godzilla carried you
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I wish my enemies a very: Get fucked.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A little morel support in these trying times #watercolor #illustration #mushrooms
Mini watercolor painting of two morel mushrooms. There are clovers in the foreground, and trees at a distance.
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Rebordacao Embroidery @rebordacao.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Vol 1 of 20 #art #embroidery #oc #watercolor
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/03/2025
Political upheavals of great magnitude have occurred since I microwaved my tea and yet society expects me to remember to drink it
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I missed Valentine’s Day, but I’m still a certified girl-kisser. #watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
Watercolor painting of a pair of pouty lips, pink and glossy. They are parted to show two prominent front teeth.
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MF Paint @mfpaint.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It's ok - #ink & #watercolor #art #illustration #sketchcard - #drawing #atc
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Clown girl!!! Alternatively titled “my experience growing up undiagnosed with adhd (the performance didn’t end with girlhood!)” #art #watercolor #mixedmedia
Sketchy self-portrait of the artist in clown makeup: her skin is pink, her blush is aqua, and purple diamonds are painted above her eyes. She’s crying, but her makeup forms a forced smile.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this?
The theme of this year’s ceremonies is “Our Enduring Democracy: A Constitutional Promise.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Thinkin’ about leopard slugs. #art #illustration
Black and white ink illustration of Limax maximus, commonly called the leopard slug, or great grey slug.
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Timoclea of Thebes throws man who raped her down a well. She next hurled in heavy stones until he was dead. Painted in 1659 by Elisabetta Sirani of Bologna, who had a thing for assertive heroines.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
On the bright side, I get to play Guess Who? with the watercolor nuggets and REALLY make acquaintance with all the pigments in my new palette.
The contents of my drawing table lying across the floor. One 48 pan watercolor palette with paint and pans scattered around the picture, an overturned jar of brushes, a puddle of paint water, and a paper pad among other art supplies.
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Slime @surrealishslime.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hi! I’m new to Bluesky and I really want to start sharing my art, here’s the crucifixion of Alan in watercolor I gifted my best friend for Christmas. #smilingfriends
A watercolor painting of Alan (Smiling Friends) crucified in front of a stained glass window, Glep and Alan’s cheese are depicted on either side of him.
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