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Surprise Floof (she/her)

@surprisefloof.bsky.social
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Feminist. Vegetarian. Knitter. Gardener. Loves cats. Hates fascism.

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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let books show different perspectives
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FAFO
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know there's not much of a chance newspapers will print this one but you can't have a word like 'ballroom' and expect me not to do a joke about it.
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Latest Politico cartoons
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Our America as WE know it💔
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Davey Hearn is a white man, former Olympian, very well known in the DC area whitewater community, politically active, has lots of connections. Easy figure to rally behind. Have to wonder if it would have gone the same way if they had arrested a low-income Black or Latino person.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hard to keep track of the number of times he's declared victory in his illegal war-of-choice. #86-47
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
David Frum Said This July 30 2026. Frum Was The Former Speech Writer For George W. Bush........
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Legend.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At least 52 people have died in ICE custody since Trump returned to the White House. At least 23 people have been shot at by federal immigration agents. And thousands more have been caged, separated from their families, or shipped off to dangerous countries. The cruelty is endless.
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There’s no difference between men marching in white masks and men marching in white hoods. None.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today is a reminder that the work of protecting our country never ends. Democracy isn’t something we inherit and then forget about. Every generation has to decide whether it will stand up for it.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My neighborhood has a pack of does perpetually, but I've only seen a buck once. They must be around somewhere, though, because I just saw these cuties...
Two white tail deer fawns, still with white spots, standing on a suburban lawn
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
More people always come to the Mall on July 4th for fireworks. To compare apples to apples, here are photos from past Smithsonian Folklife Festivals, including several from 2011. Still makes the same point well.
2011 Smithsonian Folklife Festival photo showing crowds of people attending A performance from the 2011 Smithsonian Folklife Festival showing hundreds of people watching the showAerial view of a large crowd at a previous Smithsonian Folklife Festival
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In my experience, conservatives are very good at defending their own reasons for needing help as different & justified while painting everyone else as irresponsible/ grifters. Happens with abortion, too. Meanwhile they elect the most irresponsible grifter as president.
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MingTheMerciless @mingthemercyless.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It seems the USA's 'manifest destiny' is to elect the very worst people among them and destroy the democracy they swore to defend.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 20/05/2026
"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Read Alt National Park's 1st comment for the real story.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
At a bare, bare minimum, every norm that Trump has broken needs to be codified into law with consequences for breaking it.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A May Day protester is asked why they are out protesting today in NYC: "People are suffering. People are dying. The rich get richer off the backs of poor and working class people." Nailed it!
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Y'all, please stop thinking, "She (or He) didn't write that!" is some kind of own. Staff write the vast majority of social media posts for political figures. Social media hasn't been an intern job in almost 20 years. Social Media Manager is a real, skilled job. Same for Speech Writer.
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Box of Frogs @boxoffrogs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Note to Democrats: Voters giving up Trump only to vote for the next Republican solves nothing. The problem isn't Trump, it's the Republican party. Don't allow Republican politicians dodge accountability by claiming it was all him.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Forest Service just told Congress to go pound sand. Forest Service Chief Tom Schultz appeared before the House Appropriations Committee this week and made it clear the agency is moving forward with
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Grizzly @thegrizzlyden.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Iceberg Theory, visualized:
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CtlAltDel @ctlaltdel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#Caturday
A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals.
Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef.
Follow me for more financial advice.”
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Annual reminder: don't spray spring dandelions with roundup or similar chemicals. One flower can be visited by 100+ bees in a day, and your chemicals will kill all of them.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time.
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snackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Timeline cleanse. This is my cat. Please post a picture of your cat so we can all experience some joy.
A white cat with gray face markings sitting by a window on a cat tree.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Last time I bought gas the price was under $3 per gallon. It's increased about 70¢ in a week. I hope the Republocans who were pissed when prices went up under Dem presidents are furious at Trump right now.
Photo from a gas pump showing the price for Regular at $3.679 per gallon. The cost if yhe sale was $38.84 for 10.557 gallons of gas.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sounds familiar.
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Stoner Philly Fan @stonerphillyfan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Workers in the US have more in common with workers in Iran than with their own billionaires and politicians.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I #knit a hat & then I had more yarn so I made a couple more. Hats are one of my favorite things to knit. Alas, I have only one head & live in a mild-ish climate. Suggestions on where to donate handmade hats? I'm in the US near DC if that matters. #knittok
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dear @nytimes.com, the Connections AI bot sucks at guessing the category for our wrong answers. On the one hand it makes me feel superior, but on the other I feel so misunderstood. "Transaction talk"??? Come on. This category is "Last words in the titles of classic plays."
Screenshot from the Connections bot showing the selections Salesman, Cometh, Earnest, Desire with the suggested category "Transaction talk," which was guessed by 3% of people including me.
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CougarMojo🇨🇦♥️🇺🇦 @cougarmojo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Opening Pandora's Box seems like the wrong analogy. The evils from Pandora's Box have already been among us for decades. This is more like a See Invisibility or Dispell Magic spell.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hey, Propaganda Barbie: We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up. Ever.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ICE is running a “conveyor belt” of illegally detained Minnesota families. Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota. The cruelty is endless.
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‘ICE conveyor belt’ illegally detaining, moving Minnesota children to Texas faster than courts can respond
ICE is pulling Minnesota immigrant families with legal status out of their driveways, homes and school commutes and send
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
❤️ Canada. I don't know anything about Carney, but can you even imagine any American president *ever* being in this photo?? And joking about taking credit for getting a spicy gay romance show made??? Not even Obama.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I guess these must also be criminals since they're carrying guns on our streets.
White men in tactical gear with guns on a street. They are carrying flags that say "Trump 2020" and "Don't tread on me."White men with non-medical face masks, tactical gear, and guns. They are on a street and carry Trump flags and American flags.
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Gary1955 @gary1955.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This is my mom's cat Red. He's the best (other than her cat Blue and my cats and also your cats, who are also the best).
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Jen aka Grantifa 🐸 @grantifa9.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent. This isn’t complicated.
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