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Surprise Floof (she/her)

@surprisefloof.bsky.social
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Feminist. Vegetarian. Knitter. Gardener. Loves cats. Hates fascism.

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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But there are also thousands of employees & students at Cornell who are just as horrified & angry about what's happening as everyone else. Don't paint everyone at Cornell with the same brush. Overall, Cornell is a very liberal school in a liberal town. Most people there are on our side.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cornell University has almost 27,000 students & 19,000 enployees. Anyone involved in decision making around the rapes absolutely needs to be purged. And there are definitely a share of entitled assholes there.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If that guy loses a hand it's his own damn fault. Honestly surprised he isn't bleeding out yet.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let books show different perspectives
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unsolicited advice: Learn how to unknit (aka tink) & count your stitches after you finish every row. If you end the row with too many or few, start unknitting and you'll most likely notice the problem when you get to it.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congratulations! Everyone is bad at knitting when they start. Tension issues, dropped stitches, & accidentally adding stitches are especially common. Keep practicing and you'll get it!
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should specifically be earmarked for something they hate, like SNAP or funding Planned Parenthood. Sadly, even though they've made billions, it's a drop in the bucket compared to the debt. Might as well be vindictive with it. More importantly, they all need to be put on trial for everything.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously. What a stupid brag. The country's population is larger, much of Gen Z is working age now & all the millennials are. Those are both large generations. People can't afford to retire, so "retirement age" Boomers & older Gen Xers are still working. There are more women working.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FAFO
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wouldn't a year-long Band-Aid give them time to heal the wound, or at least see if it's healable?
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba instead of... I don't know what. Not fair to swap out Naruto just because they're both anime given Naruto's massive & ongoing impact. Maybe Wednesday? It's fantastic, but would I love it quite so much if I weren't already attached to the characters?
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jennifer Lawrence: I'll Take Both
ALT: Jennifer Lawrence: I'll Take Both
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Good Place Doctor Who (starting with the 9th Doctor, obvs) Great British Baking Show Schitt's Creek 30 Rock Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Gilmore Girls Derry Girls Naruto (original and Shippuden) Wednesday (In no particular order except the 1st 2)
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welcome! I'd say Bluesky is more like Twitter when it was good than Instagram. Hope you find what you're looking for!
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Dave Whamond @davewhamond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know there's not much of a chance newspapers will print this one but you can't have a word like 'ballroom' and expect me not to do a joke about it.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ok, if it goes both ways. No more social media photos of bloody steaks, memes about how delicious bacon is on everything, or unprovoked mocking of vegans in the comments of posts. I don't think omnivores realize how much meat content is pushed constantly b/c it's part of the culture.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Also have to admit I started going out less when I moved out of the city & stopped working downtown. Easy to get a drink/food after work when it's on my way to the metro or could walk from home to a restaurant. Going out in the suburbs requires planning, driving, & minimal drinking b/c driving.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm tired. Why dress up and go out when I can order delivery & stream a movie/show on my big TV sitting on my couch in my jammies? Going out sounds exhausting.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Think we could convince them that greenhouse gases cause autism? While that's also BS, maybe we could finally make a dent in climate change & stop the measles outbreaks. (Not that there's anything wrong with being autistic.)
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Calling it the Mexican Screwworm is calculated & racist AF. It's actually called the New World Screwworm.
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Latest Politico cartoons
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty sure there's a typo. They wrote "always" instead of "never."
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My neighbor has an old Golden. They recently got a puppy & I've seen them playing in the yard together. There's definitely more pep in her step on walks. And she's shown the puppy that I give good scritches. :)
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This week and every week. Also my neighbor brought his old golden retriever and new puppy over for scritches the other day. Both such sweeties.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Our America as WE know it💔
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Davey Hearn is a white man, former Olympian, very well known in the DC area whitewater community, politically active, has lots of connections. Easy figure to rally behind. Have to wonder if it would have gone the same way if they had arrested a low-income Black or Latino person.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hard to keep track of the number of times he's declared victory in his illegal war-of-choice. #86-47
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
David Frum Said This July 30 2026. Frum Was The Former Speech Writer For George W. Bush........
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Legend.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wait, I thought their problem with this movie was the "DEI casting" of Black actors. Now they're also mad a blond, white man was cast as a Greek king? Come on, people. At least be consistent about your racism.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Definitely. My cat Freyja is afraid of everyone except me. It took her at least 2 years to sit on my lap. Now she'll sleep on my lap for hours & asks for head kisses. I'm honored to be her human.
A medium haired tabby cat sprawled on her back with her belly up, reaching for the camera
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine if we were talking about a dad who ran large, successful businesses. How many people would praise how he sets aside dedicated time for his kids? Moms & dads should equally get dragged for this shitty attitude, but there's a glaring double standard.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At least 52 people have died in ICE custody since Trump returned to the White House. At least 23 people have been shot at by federal immigration agents. And thousands more have been caged, separated from their families, or shipped off to dangerous countries. The cruelty is endless.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is there a trick to making your cables so crisp or is it just the pattern/yarn combo? Those are stunning!
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IMO Trump's people did a focus group and found out MAGA finds "communism" scarier than "socialism."
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There’s no difference between men marching in white masks and men marching in white hoods. None.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes to the kindness AND this is why there should always be elevators available for accessibility. If that child were a teenager who weighed 70 lbs more or an elderly adult, then what?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today is a reminder that the work of protecting our country never ends. Democracy isn’t something we inherit and then forget about. Every generation has to decide whether it will stand up for it.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Birds of a feather...
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My neighborhood has a pack of does perpetually, but I've only seen a buck once. They must be around somewhere, though, because I just saw these cuties...
Two white tail deer fawns, still with white spots, standing on a suburban lawn
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Aw! Reminds me of my childhood orange boy. He also had spots on his nose. Once ome of my aints thought they were dirt and tried to clean them off lol
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stunning!
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This makes me appreciate Jerry Nadler's decision to pass the torch even more. For the sake of the country & Democratic party, more of the Old Guard progressives need to step aside with dignity & make way for candidates who have the energy & conviction to meet the moment.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The vote was 6-3, so two votes away. But it's still insane this wasn't a 9-0 decision.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Knowing a command and choosing to follow it are two different things.
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Surprise Floof (she/her) @surprisefloof.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
More people always come to the Mall on July 4th for fireworks. To compare apples to apples, here are photos from past Smithsonian Folklife Festivals, including several from 2011. Still makes the same point well.
2011 Smithsonian Folklife Festival photo showing crowds of people attending A performance from the 2011 Smithsonian Folklife Festival showing hundreds of people watching the showAerial view of a large crowd at a previous Smithsonian Folklife Festival
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