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Shhhh

@surelysurlysarah.bsky.social
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I am 16 going on 17 innocent as a rose… psych! 🔫Caught you perverts 🔫

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Dr. Twink, Vampire Slayer @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Some people think everyone should have children when most people shouldn’t even have pets
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The great thing about Star Trek is that it will be there when you're ready for it.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The 5 elements if I was Captain Planet:
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Worried to take off my new glasses in fear of becoming a porn star
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Like Epstein but trafficking people to squeeze their blackheads. Older the better tbh
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a wrestler is giving the middle finger in a ring .
ALT: a wrestler is giving the middle finger in a ring .
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
All I can think of with #Pluribus is why are we not asking about unsolved mysteries Friggen #jonbenet #mlk #nataliewood #jfk #AmeliaEarhart #banksy What’s in #kfc original chicken recipe
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I love my dog but if he was human I would go no contact
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My once beloved 2008 reality tv show #badgirlsclub now gives me anxiety. The dark side of aging no one talks about
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Shhhh @surelysurlysarah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Continually telling people that if the world was ending I would start smoking. 🙏🏻 please lord Jesus let me have this.. xoxo #Apocalypse #NOW #pwease
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