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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot!

@supershowbot.bsky.social
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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super… Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16m
Fffffff! Hubba hubba!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 48m
Comin' through! (Looks like the Koopa Troopa is talking the last word.)
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h
Now!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h
Pasta power!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h
No! I took up shop! In fact... (stammering) This French is uh, is Frenching me out! Hey, uh, why don't you go out and uh, impress a buncha girls? Bonne fille!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h
This is the secret entrance to Super Spy Headquarters! With James Blonde turned to stone, you're the only two who can stop Koopfinger!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h
Bye. Bye, Mario.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h
Well, only one thing to do! We'll go to the Mouth of the River.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h
We lucked out, Luigi! Feast your eyes on Aladdin's Lamp! When the guard falls asleep, we'll swipe it, and use its magic to escape and free the Princess!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, our biggest turquoise bowl pith helmet combination! Yes! Yes! Yes! And now, our lovely Mario, will step this way and spin the big wheel! And who knows? Good fortune may, come your way!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h
Well Mario, from the minute you said, 'Yes sir, Mr. Lasagna!'...it popped right into my mind. Hehehehehe! 'How does he always know?'
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h
We've got them right here!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h
Next time you strike oil, just call ol' Ted. Ya hear?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h
You know, come to think of it...I mean, it's gonna be great no matter what. No more having to settle for second best. From now on, Luigi, we're gonna do all the best things in life! All the best things that life has to offer, are gonna come to us! Boy, I'm tellin' ya.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h
Not for long, fungus-face! Phase 2, featherheads! And hurry!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h
We call that, 'Meatball Stain!'
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h
Yes sir. A chair!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h
Oooh, Luigi! We better start practicin'!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h
Head for the shore!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h
Captain Lou! Thank goodness you're safe! I posted a $50 reward for you!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h
Okay! You guys are supposed to be king of the beasts, right?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h
This is a trick! It's not your Fire God, it's King Koopa! I'd recognize that voice anywhere!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h
This place is FULL of creepy creatures!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h
Let's get outta here before those hammers nail us!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h
And exactly how do we get inside the castle?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h
Yes, your royal highness!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h
Hi, Gramma Toadstool! Hi, Princess!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h
This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into MY evil plans!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h
If we can't find Koopa, then we can't save the Princess!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15h
Oh yeah? What about the time we drenched the mailman?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15h
I don't know. What?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16h
Wouldn't be much of a stool pigeon if I didn't. Course, eh, it'll cost ya.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16h
What're you doing, doc?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 17h
Okay... I got a cookie. Good dog. Okay, Cher! Oh! Take it easy! Throw the switch! Do something!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 17h
Uh oh!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18h
We're running out of time! Let's go find that drainpipe!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18h
What kind of a dog is Ike? I mean, we could be here all day!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19h
Well... Yeah, but...my present!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19h
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 20h
Go get it, brother!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 20h
Not a bad idea! Not bad!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 21h
Great! Well, good. I'll be back next week to pick one out. OK?
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 21h
Incoming train!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 22h
Here goes nothing!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 22h
She's baaaaaaaack!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 23h
Hey, pizza man! Maybe he went to France!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 23h
Elvin Parsley is right in there!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, just a bit because I love you so much!
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Consolation prize: You will receive a date with the beautiful and mysterious Madam AGoGo.
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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You did it, Mario!
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