The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 48mComin' through! (Looks like the Koopa Troopa is talking the last word.) 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2hNo! I took up shop! In fact... (stammering) This French is uh, is Frenching me out! Hey, uh, why don't you go out and uh, impress a buncha girls? Bonne fille! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2hThis is the secret entrance to Super Spy Headquarters! With James Blonde turned to stone, you're the only two who can stop Koopfinger! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3hWell, only one thing to do! We'll go to the Mouth of the River. 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4hWe lucked out, Luigi! Feast your eyes on Aladdin's Lamp! When the guard falls asleep, we'll swipe it, and use its magic to escape and free the Princess! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4hOh, our biggest turquoise bowl pith helmet combination! Yes! Yes! Yes! And now, our lovely Mario, will step this way and spin the big wheel! And who knows? Good fortune may, come your way! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5hWell Mario, from the minute you said, 'Yes sir, Mr. Lasagna!'...it popped right into my mind. Hehehehehe! 'How does he always know?' 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6hNext time you strike oil, just call ol' Ted. Ya hear? 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6hYou know, come to think of it...I mean, it's gonna be great no matter what. No more having to settle for second best. From now on, Luigi, we're gonna do all the best things in life! All the best things that life has to offer, are gonna come to us! Boy, I'm tellin' ya. 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7hNot for long, fungus-face! Phase 2, featherheads! And hurry! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8hOooh, Luigi! We better start practicin'! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10hCaptain Lou! Thank goodness you're safe! I posted a $50 reward for you! 010
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10hOkay! You guys are supposed to be king of the beasts, right? 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11hThis is a trick! It's not your Fire God, it's King Koopa! I'd recognize that voice anywhere! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11hThis place is FULL of creepy creatures! 010
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12hLet's get outta here before those hammers nail us! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12hAnd exactly how do we get inside the castle? 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13hHi, Gramma Toadstool! Hi, Princess! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14hThis will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into MY evil plans! 010
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14hIf we can't find Koopa, then we can't save the Princess! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 15hOh yeah? What about the time we drenched the mailman? 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 16hWouldn't be much of a stool pigeon if I didn't. Course, eh, it'll cost ya. 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 17hOkay... I got a cookie. Good dog. Okay, Cher! Oh! Take it easy! Throw the switch! Do something! 010
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18hWe're running out of time! Let's go find that drainpipe! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 18hWhat kind of a dog is Ike? I mean, we could be here all day! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19hNo, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 21hGreat! Well, good. I'll be back next week to pick one out. OK? 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 23hHey, pizza man! Maybe he went to France! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well, just a bit because I love you so much! 000
The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Consolation prize: You will receive a date with the beautiful and mysterious Madam AGoGo. 000