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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21h

Under His watchful eye, ka-chow.

A picture of a gentlemen wearing headphones, turning his head behind him and his eyes looking up at a semicircular window above him in which a Lightning McQueen towel has been placed to block out the light

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 28/09/2026

Hey, it wasn't me. It was the computer who chose violence this morning.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 25/09/2026

Bijan Robinson is a damn superstar.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 24/09/2026

Getting sent to HR for calling it "heavy-hanging fruit" instead of "low-hanging fruit"

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21/09/2026

Idea for a TV show centered around a physician's practice in the Windy City: CHICAGO ILL

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/09/2026

My Bills brethren and sistern, I love to see the food you guys make for gameday, and my goodness does it look delicious. But real talk, how do you guys even have an appetite? I'm so riddled with pregame anxiety the entire day that I can barely even think about eating anything.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 17/09/2026

Colors are comparable, right? - Greener pastures - Whiter shade of pale - Bluer skies So then why does it seem so weird to see the word "oranger"? Maybe it belongs to a class of colors that are so specific that they are no longer comparable: *"chartreuser", *"indigoer", etc. Hmm!

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 16/09/2026

🎵🎶 Munch, munch Eat 'em down now Boysenberries 🎶🎵

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 15/09/2026

Week 1 of the NFL season is officially in the books, which means that my fantasy team (The Factory Second Rejects) is now officially 0-1!

A picture from Highlights For Children Magazine's long-running "Goofus and Gallant" feature, in which Goofus is illustrated looking upset and throwing his baseball helmet into the ground in anger. The caption reads "Goofus throws things when he's upset".

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 14/09/2026

I gotta say, between the Longhorns comeback and the Bills winning their opener in Houston, it's been a pretty good weekend for sports results! Shitty weekend for COVID test results though. 😭💀

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 13/09/2026

Cool cool cool, I got the COVID now too.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 10/09/2026

Hanging out at the library on a Thursday afternoon and these librarians are looking fine today, call that the Do-Me Decimal System

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 09/09/2026

You know it's bad fuckin' news when the person in front of you at the drive-thru is sticking their arm out the window and gesticulating wildly at the order box with their hand.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026

A Flock of Seagulls gets a lot of grief for their hairstyles, but "I Ran" is an undeniable all-timer.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026

For the last year and a half, I've been working on a silly little Android football game in my spare time where you draw the players' routes then play as QB to try to get as many yards as possible. The game as yet has no name, but in my testing, I'm finding "Unforgiving Hitboxes" is an apt subtitle.

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Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Today’s mood.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 01/09/2026

Point: I'm learning a lot about technologies I've never used before at work today! Counterpoint: I wish to die, and I wish it to be swift and painless.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 29/08/2026

Spending a perfectly good Saturday afternoon in a long line in a bookstore with barely functional A/C to meet a character from a kids' book. This never would have happened if we hadn't been so insistent on literacy and just given the children screens instead.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 28/08/2026

HOLY SHIT IT'S RAINING IN NORTH AUSTIN

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 28/08/2026

Steve Tasker may just be my favorite Buffalo Bills player ever.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 27/08/2026

The sky above Austin is the biggest tease right now. Three of the biggest, fluffiest raindrops just hit the windshield as if the heavens were just willing themselves to open up. Then the sun came out. Hrrrrrrng.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 26/08/2026

Gender reveal, but cockroaches come out of the box/cake/bottle

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Four Legs Good @4legsrgood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I think Canada is at the “drop the gloves, empty the bench” portion of the game.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/08/2026

This is why Goofus always seems to have all the tea.

Two frames from the "Goofus and Gallant" feature in Highlights for Children magazine. In the left frame, Goofus is sitting in a booth at a restaurant and is turning his head to listen to the conversation in the adjacent booth. The caption reads "'Shhh, I'm trying to hear what they're saying,' says Goofus." In the right frame, Gallant is sitting on the stairs reading while others converse around him. The caption reads "Gallant minds his own business."

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21/08/2026

Working on my new musical this weekend, "The Findom of the Opera"

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 20/08/2026

Look, they named a food after me and my personal sex style!

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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A lot of the record labels now put microchips in the LPs. That’s why they need 180 grams. Some of those grams are the microchip. They use it to collect data about if people call the LPs “vinyls”, and when they do, the label tells the artist and the artist gets sad. That’s how they make dreampop.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/08/2026

"Pasting is getting smarter!" Microsoft Word proudly announces as I paste a PowerPoint diagram from the clipboard only to see Word completely fucking mangle it into an unrecognizable blob of boxes and arrows before hanging the app so hard I have to force close it.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 16/08/2026

Going to set a goal for myself for September to refer to beer only as "brewskis" for the entire month.

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orgone_dynamo @six.turbine.best · 10/08/2026

yeah that's how it works

a screen grab that shows "🌿 Weed" as "High". the bar underneath indicates 4 out of a possible 5.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 07/08/2026

False start Offensive holding Rush for -2 yards Incomplete pass Offside Offensive holding Incomplete pass Punt God DAMN I love preseason football!

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 07/08/2026

Football is BACK, baby! I will watch the Hall of Fame Game like the starving for football dog I am and I will LIKE it.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 04/08/2026

Unlikely PBS crossovers: Wild Bratz

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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 02/08/2026

This is who runs this account

A basketball player elevating over a defender to dunk, except it's a nugget of marijuana in his hand and he's about to dunk it into a grinder and not a basketball net

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 30/07/2026

Signing up for an Amazon Health AI account so I can post "My balls too swole" in response to literally every question it asks and see what happens

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 27/07/2026

Please support my new brand of barbeque tools and backyard cooking products designed to withstand humid environments: "Grillers In The Mist"™.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 26/07/2026

At least it wasn't Daddy for once, lol. But I feel this poor kid so hard. Such a pure heart and a love for all living creatures. Sounds like we'll be upping our donations to the various animal shelter and animal welfare charities we support this year.

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The Buffalo Bills new stadium features a 20ft broken folding table via (tt/_nooch716)

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 24/07/2026

At the usual Thursday Blursday happy hour, I found out that all my similarly aged peers are also on blood pressure and cholesterol meds. I was like, great, I guess this is what middle-aged men talk about, but I was also like, my statin and angiotensin receptor blocker peoples!

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 23/07/2026

Why don't they just build a rocket and shoot it at the stationary high pressure systems in the sky to break them up and cool things down?

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/07/2026

"Sometimes, even music cannot substitute for tears."

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21/07/2026

"Thanks to a penis, I've become a celebrity." (Maybe one for the collection, @binkytoes.bsky.social?)

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 19/07/2026

One of the Triple Tossup puzzles came up on the screen in tonight's episode of "Wheel of Fortune". The first two puzzles began with "A BOX OF" and the third typically follows the same model. At the initial reveal of the puzzle, 7yo yells out "A BOX OF WINE" and turns out the kid was RIGHT.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/07/2026

The English language never ceases to amaze. You're all undoubtedly familiar with the expression "to wit" or the word "unwitting", which are living remnants of an archaic preterite-present verb in English meaning "to know" or "to be aware of". Look at the conjugation of this beast!

A screenshot from Wiktionary showing the conjugation of the archaic verb "to wit", which is highly irregular and an example of a "preterite-present verb" (i.e., in Germanic languages, a verb that displays or historically displayed ablaut in the present tense, and thereby had present tense forms resembling the past or preterite tense of a strong verb): In the present, I wot; Thou wost or thou wottest; He/she wot; We/they wit. In the past tense, I wist; Thou wistest; He/she wist; They wist.

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/07/2026

Kids: "Daddy, it's so hot in [this car]!" Me: "I know, guys. Want me to make it cooler in here?" Kids: "Yeah!" Me: *turns on "Smooth" by Santana ft. Rob Thomas* Kids: *unlatch buckles of car seat, open doors, throw selves out of the car*

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