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There is not enough kitty litter in the world to cover up this mess. Chillin' like Bob Dylan and I'm killin' like penicillin. Low-key daddy. Massive Canadian hog. I'm writing you a letter/ I'm sending you a kiss 🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com

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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 01/10/2026
Under His watchful eye, ka-chow.
A picture of a gentlemen wearing headphones, turning his head behind him and his eyes looking up at a semicircular window above him in which a Lightning McQueen towel has been placed to block out the light
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 29/09/2026
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Mario Says Mamma Mia!
Alt: An animated .gif of Mario at his desk at the UN standing up and saying "Mamma mia!"
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 28/09/2026
Hey, it wasn't me. It was the computer who chose violence this morning.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 28/09/2026
I use the Fiesta fajita seasoning when I grill flank steak and it's pretty good stuff! I'd try Hamburger Deluxe but @businesssocks.bsky.social has her own secret blend of spices which I always use when we make burgers and it slaps so hard, I call it "Burger Me Daddy".
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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Auston Matthews and Toronto Maple Leafs on the bench
Alt: An animated .gif of Auston Matthews and two other Toronto Maple Leafs on the bench, smacking their sticks against the boards in celebration
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 25/09/2026
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Man Screaming Excitedly with Hands Up
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 25/09/2026
Crying shame about the rest of the team though.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 25/09/2026
Bijan Robinson is a damn superstar.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 24/09/2026
Getting sent to HR for calling it "heavy-hanging fruit" instead of "low-hanging fruit"
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 24/09/2026
This should be the UK entry for Eurovision 2027.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
Just like everything else I cherish from my childhood. 😭
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
I wonder if that's just a Canadian thing? As far as I can remember, I don't think I've ever had a server bring me a credit card terminal at a restaurant here in the United States.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
When I got my first job and moved into my own apartment, I basically lived on Pizza Pizza for almost three years. And they would deliver until 4am! And then I moved to the United States, thinking this was such a more advanced country, and not being able to get a pizza delivered after 9pm. Like, wtf?
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
I grew up in southern Ontario, and this was 30 years ago mind you, but East Side Mario's was pretty serviceable Italian food. Hard to fuck up but it didn't distinguish itself either. I wonder if they still use the old "East Side Mario's, East Side Mario's, hey badda boom, badda bing" jingle.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
Those other kids' dads owe you some beers and/or weed
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 22/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Skattebo is the name you'd give to a cat, not a football player.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21/09/2026
Idea for a TV show centered around a physician's practice in the Windy City: CHICAGO ILL
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 21/09/2026
Does Andy have some too when feeding the cat?
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/09/2026
That's the other thing! I can barely stay up past 8pm on a good day, but this week, I'm getting over COVID, had two late-night meetings, went to work, then wrangled the children after school. I'll be lucky to live past halftime.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/09/2026
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Ohhh
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 18/09/2026
My Bills brethren and sistern, I love to see the food you guys make for gameday, and my goodness does it look delicious. But real talk, how do you guys even have an appetite? I'm so riddled with pregame anxiety the entire day that I can barely even think about eating anything.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 17/09/2026
A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of Homer saying "Me lose brain? Uh-oh!"
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 17/09/2026
Languages are so cool! I am obsessed with the concept of ablaut in Germanic languages, so I've been drilling the kids on verbs in English that demonstrate this and asking them what the past tense is, e.g. "'Choose?' (they think for a bit) 'Chose!'" and it delights me every time!
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 17/09/2026
Whoa, super interesting! I hadn't even thought of the phonotactical aspects of my initial musing! I wondered if maybe "-er"/"-est" could only be used with colors which descended through Germanic language roots because those languages tend to do that for comparitives. But seems it's more complicated!
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 17/09/2026
Colors are comparable, right? - Greener pastures - Whiter shade of pale - Bluer skies So then why does it seem so weird to see the word "oranger"? Maybe it belongs to a class of colors that are so specific that they are no longer comparable: *"chartreuser", *"indigoer", etc. Hmm!
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 16/09/2026
🎵🎶 Munch, munch Eat 'em down now Boysenberries 🎶🎵
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 16/09/2026
My wife and I were in Montreal for a few days a decade ago and having grown up near the Ontario-Quebec border, I speak Quebecois well enough to pass as a native. But living in Texas for 25 years, I got used to Spanish. So it only seemed natural when I asked for "une verre de vin rouge, por favor".
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 15/09/2026
Ohhhh, maybe that's why my team performed so poorly this weekend! Definitely thought Shohei Ohtani was primed to go off and score a couple of rushing TDs.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 15/09/2026
Week 1 of the NFL season is officially in the books, which means that my fantasy team (The Factory Second Rejects) is now officially 0-1!
A picture from Highlights For Children Magazine's long-running "Goofus and Gallant" feature, in which Goofus is illustrated looking upset and throwing his baseball helmet into the ground in anger. The caption reads "Goofus throws things when he's upset".
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 14/09/2026
I gotta say, between the Longhorns comeback and the Bills winning their opener in Houston, it's been a pretty good weekend for sports results! Shitty weekend for COVID test results though. 😭💀
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 13/09/2026
Cool cool cool, I got the COVID now too.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 12/09/2026
A screenshot from "The Simpsons" of Bart and Lisa hugging the television
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 10/09/2026
Hanging out at the library on a Thursday afternoon and these librarians are looking fine today, call that the Do-Me Decimal System
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 09/09/2026
Called it. The passenger just got out of the car at the pickup window and is handing the receipt to the employee.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 09/09/2026
You know it's bad fuckin' news when the person in front of you at the drive-thru is sticking their arm out the window and gesticulating wildly at the order box with their hand.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026
A Flock of Seagulls gets a lot of grief for their hairstyles, but "I Ran" is an undeniable all-timer.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026
This is what it looks like so far. Yes, it is absolutely as inscrutable as it looks.
A screenshot from an as yet untitled game showing a football field with an offense lined up in a spread formation and colored lines coming from the four wide receivers and halfback showing the routes they would run when the play starts
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026
For the last year and a half, I've been working on a silly little Android football game in my spare time where you draw the players' routes then play as QB to try to get as many yards as possible. The game as yet has no name, but in my testing, I'm finding "Unforgiving Hitboxes" is an apt subtitle.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 06/09/2026
My kids go to a Title I school where a large proportion of the student body live at or below the poverty line, and yeah, I feel for the kids whose families can't afford to buy books for their kids. This is why school libraries are so damn important as a community resource.
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Robert Shields @rshields37.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today’s mood.
Brownest of the brown liquors
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 02/09/2026
I don't know off the top of my head of an address to SYS that will clear the screen (though there's bound to be one for sure), but I think PRINT CHR$(147) would work just as well for something to use when writing BASIC in VICE and can't remember how to key in a SHIFT+CLR/HOME.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 01/09/2026
Point: I'm learning a lot about technologies I've never used before at work today! Counterpoint: I wish to die, and I wish it to be swift and painless.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 31/08/2026
Man, that "How to eat a McDonald's Lobster Sandwich" font was EVERYWHERE in the mid-to-late 90s. I think Apple used it quite a bit in their print advertising as well.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 31/08/2026
That looks fantastic! May I ask where you procured this sexy thing?
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 30/08/2026
Interesting. My symptoms have been mostly gastrointestinal, but apparently that's the thing with this strain going around. I thought maybe the kids brought home some kind of back-to-school crud.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 30/08/2026
Shiiiiit. What are your symptoms? I've been feeling like hickory smoked butt for the last two days and was thinking I might have it too.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 29/08/2026
None other! The kids are absolutely nuts for the Dav Pilkey books and seeing their faces when we took pictures with Dog Man made all the sweaty waiting worth it.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 29/08/2026
Spending a perfectly good Saturday afternoon in a long line in a bookstore with barely functional A/C to meet a character from a kids' book. This never would have happened if we hadn't been so insistent on literacy and just given the children screens instead.
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ocelot thot @supernatural.wang · 29/08/2026
🎶🎵 When I find myself in times of humping, Rie Anzai comes to me 🎵🎶
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