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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP

@supermickychow.bsky.social
1.2K followers 941 following 9.5K posts

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Trainee Poo Wizard. Neil Breen extra. Acerbic. An acquired taste. If you're mad at me, you've got poor taste. Mostly harmless. I'm your huckleberry. He/him Trans rights are human rights Death to the IDF

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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posted without comment, this scene from it
A still from A Knight If The Seven Kingdoms showing a naked old geezer with a whopping plonker enjoying the crisp morning breeze
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the same guy who was having an absolute meltdown during the World Cup about Italy being better than England btw Sometimes, my ridiculously good memory is quite useful
A post about soke bullshit by @edm-dantes69.bsky.social
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hit me with that rhythm stick, man
Norman Watt-Roy, bassist for The Blockheads
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice legs, Steve!
Screencap of my youtube feed with a Gamers Nexus video above an ad. Because of the positioning of a pair of legs in the ad & Steve from GN in his video's thumbnail it looks like he has very long skinny legs & is distressed by this fact
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
The Pink Panther's Panthermobile
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The cover of the ZX Spectrum version of the classic game Horace & The Spiders
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is why The Waterboys exist
@paulftompkins.bsky.social

You gotta hand it to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it's fine
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me reading the posts in my drafts folder
That Ed Sheeran crying photo
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DVD cover art for First Born with Charles Dance holding his cute, furry, hybrid sonPromotional art for Chimera showing the far more ape-like "Chad" and the two main characters
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A still from Archer with text that reads "Do you want Nazis??? Because that's how you get Nazis!!"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me to all the residents of small villages complaining about migrant detention camps near them
A still from Archer with text below saying "Do you want Nazis? Because that's how you get Nazis"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly love that a certain politician is clearly down with the shitpost vibe. It's very refreshing
A screencap of my bsky notifications showing Polanski liked my quote post of his Bengali clip where I said "Guaranteed to boil piss"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tiny baby gazed into the abyss and now doesn't like it when the abyss gazes back
Some posts from that Tiny Baby freak still banging on about the English. Basically complaining that since his week-long meltdown, "English" people have been mercilessly rinsing his dogshit takes and he doesn't like it

I have one bit of advice for Mr (Cry) Baby - Don't start nothing, won't be nothing
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Five minutes between these posts No exact numbers, but claiming it's a large proportion
@snufkinlib.bsky.social

1. The police made a list of 380 small business premises to raid
2. Many of these were barbershop
3. Why were barbershops such a large proportion out of the 380 most ssuspicious dmall businesses?@snufkinlib.bsky.social

The report didn't give exact numbers sadly
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Block all you want, @jhol95.bsky.social I keep my receipts
@jhol95.bsky.social

Why acknowledge a bad thing as bad, when I could call someone who is obviously not a racist a racist for social media likes and self-masturbatory satisfaction
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never mind money-laundering... what about illegal streaming and piracy? Eh?
@jhol95.bsky.social
The one time I can't get a pissing stream to work for the Argyle and we're 3-nil up in 50 minutes, what a pisstake
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a stuid whiny little bitch you are, @tiny.baby
Screencap of the post I'd quoted, which the author @tiny.baby removed because they're a stupid, whiny little bitch

Well, fuck you, tiny.baby, you gotta block me to stop the quotes

@tiny.baby 
People keep saying this and it seems like they're admitting it's coming from the UK? If Americans are funding UK anti vax groups.... it's coming from the UK
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A parody of the music compilation album series "Now That's What I Call Music" which reads "Now That's What I Call Bigotry Apologia"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A parody of the music compilation album series "Now That's What I Call Music" cover which reads "Now That's What I Call Bigotry Apologia"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw this thumbnail and thought "That's not a mystery, it's just Mick Foley out in the woods at night" then realised Mick Foley has no business being out in the woods at night
A screencap of a YouTube thumbnail titled 'Unsolved Mysteries That Make No Sense"

The image shows a big, bearded middle-aged white guy in a red and black flannel shirt
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unicron Identification Made Easy
Three pictures of animals with text next to them

The first is a white unicorn with the word 'Unicorn' next to it 

The second is a picture of a rhino with the words 'Heavy Assault Unicorn'

The third is a swordfish, labelled High Speed Submersible Unicorn
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A photo of a cannabis grow room, full of vivid green plants that are in bloom
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Now watching
A poster for the 1984 movie Ghostbusters
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tonight's viewing - Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer
The poster for Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, starring Michael Rooker
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Making some fried chicken fillet strips for dinner
A picture of some fried chicken fillet strips which are coated in a spicy amd herbed batter, resting in a beige bowl lined with kitchen roll
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you see this quote a pic of you wearing sunglasses. (It's very old because I don't have many pics of me in sunglasses, but my cool Transformers t shirt makes up for that)
A black and white photo of a man with long hair in huge sunglasses and a white t shirt with  a stylised Transformer picture on it
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam or Alice in chains
The cover of the 1991 Massive Attack album "Blue Lines"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not rattled
A series of posts made in extremely quick succession by @joeuk80.bsky.social addressing me directly in ever hysterical terms
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@joeuk80.bsky.social

@supermickychow.bsky.social go to town with your social media scrape and finding out where I live. I'll pop the kettle on for you and look forward to seeing you.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I'm trying to cause a pile-on. Sadly for you, it's much more fun than that
@joueuk80.bsky.social

@supermickychow.bsky.social Poorer attempt the 2nd time after the first failed. Try just sharing my username and saying "pile on" it will be more suitable for your intellect and more honest in your attempt at 10yr old style social bullying.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@joeuk80.bsky.social

@supermickychow.bsky.social nice try dickhead.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, someone had to because England couldn't!
Comedian Peter Kay laughing and pointing like he's just told a funny joke
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I guess so many people refused to update to Win11, largely because of its unreasonable TPM security requirements, that they're now offering to extend security updates for Win10 users for another year
A screencap of an email sent to me by Microsoft explaining that they're extending security updates for Windows 10 by another year
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A photo of Mike Teevee from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory with a speech bubble to make it look like he's saying the quoted post
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you were playing at the World Cup, what pose would YOU strike for your team line-up video? I would go for this: #WorldCup
A black and white photo of Madonna doing a vogue
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A picture of Bruce Campbell as Ash from the Evil Dead series of movies with a speech bubble so it looks like he's saying the quoted post
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now watching: Dead Ringers (1988 dir. David Cronenberg)
A movie poster for the 1988 David Cronenberg film Dead Ringers starring Jeremy Irons & Genevieve Bujold
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I've signed up for his newsletter using a special email
A screencap of this absolute dickhead's website where you can enter your email and subscribe to his "newsletter"

The email address used is: charliesamsonisanoncecunt@kys.com
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
A photo of a clock face
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@mrdavidmonaghan.bsky.social

That is a vile thing to say. The poor woman was murdered.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A photo of a creature made from blue modelling clay. He has a bulbous oval body, two large feet, splayed wide apart and hands with four fingers. He doesn't have a head and his eyes balance on top of his body. There is a friendly, half grin on his face
His name is Berk and he is from a 1980s kids show called Trapdoor
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@nannyoggsgreebo.bsky.social 

The statement was "every single cabinet minister is on the take" that is a libellous statement.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lucifer by Franz von Stuck
A painting showing a naked angel sat on some kind of stone bench. He is resting his chin in his left hand, and his left elbow on his left knee.
His right arm is held out at a right angle from his body.
He is facing directly at the viewer and his glowing eyes pierce your soul
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the original Count Binface - a true man of the people
A photo of lottery-winning binman Michael Carroll wearing a black leather jacket, lots of chunky gold jewelry and flipping the bird to the camera
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Larry is doing his best, dammit!
A photo of a cat digging a hole in the woods. There is a dog with it, also digging a hole

The image text reads

"A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles
with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A
cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the
truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a
patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs
with tremendous confidence in places where
there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle
and shows no sign of understanding the
assignment. He does not use scent the way the
dog does and he does not respond when the dog
makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then
inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the
handler said. "He is emphatically not on the
team."
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@wiscop2025.bsky.social

I would rather be a "bad person" than a Kirsten Gillibtamd who turns on my own side over questionable right-wing allegations
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tired of your teeth? Then try someone else's out with our Full Mouth Dental Loans!
Pic of a YouTube ad. 
There is a white woman who is supposed to be smiling, but it's actually the kind of grimace you make when you realise you've trod in cat shit in bare feet

There is white text at the bottom which reads "Full Mouth Dental Loans"
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@hrdbmw.bsky.social

I have no doubt he will have allegations against him. He questions the status quo. I figure at some point there will be bad debts, a 14 year old child, secret marriage to his cousin, etc. This guy is a direct threat to the corporate dems and reps. 

How many will be true. I don't know.
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whenever I see 'smoothgroin' on here, all I can think of is Action Man dolls
An action man doll with a camo vest, no pants and a very smooth groin
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