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The Holy Yap

@supermegamegan.bsky.social
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish I could say I'd never seen an article about people claiming to have never heard this song, but here we are
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sometimes you gotta write a cup of coffee about it
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I got to draw icons Emma Frost and Miss Piggy for this variant celebrating The Muppet Show's 50th anniversary! X-MEN UNITED #7, out September 30!
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In an inset frame on a deep purple background is a digital straight lift of a Patrick Nagel painting with all the hallmarks, a 3/4 profile of an alabaster-skinned lady looking back at the viewer. He has a short, shiny black, sexy business lady hairstyle, maroon lipstick, darkly outlined pale colored eyes, a big blue, triangular earring, and she’s wearing a sort of gray jacket over a matching camisole type thing, with a ribbon around her neck of the same gray. The background is flat panels of pale blue, lighter gray, and deeper maroon. Some laser-like lines curved over the design casting shadows. Above and below the inset is very 80s tracked-out sans-serif type saying  [above] ‘MAYBE’ and [below] ‘IT WILL HAPPEN’. And then at the very bottom set against a big, hot-pink brushstroke shape with a drop shadow is the word ‘TODAY’ done in slashy purple brushstroke lines that are casting a darker pink drop shadow onto the previously mentioned pink brushstroke. The 80s man. Nothing like it.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sorry, I thought TMI meant Tell Me Intimately
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sometimes I'm really hard on myself, but I think going a little bit insane here and there is a perfectly reasonable response to your period and a summer cold and a full moon and mercury retrograde in cancer season and the collapse of democracy as a fascist pedophilic empire destroys the world 💝🎀💖
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just ate a packet of mini tates choc chip cookies in a bowl with milk, like gourmet cookie crisp, which turned out to be an excellent use of free will ✨️🍪
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#thenoircollective Sorry rita, you 🔥, but they all want that tragic blonde
Blonde actress Jean Wallace, as Susan in the Big ComboA tress Helene Stabton as Rita in the Big Combo
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Let's eat French fries with mama 😻
Calico cat cutely sniffing a crinkle cut french fry offered from my hand
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Algorithm so specific, I can't tell what's signs from the universe and what's targeted advertising anymore
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Algorithm got so specific I don't have anyone else to send this shit to
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Once again, it is peach season, and none too soon
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Never transactional; always reciprocal ✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A.G. Cook's The Moment soundtrack son/Charli xcx's Wuthering Heights soundtrack daughter
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I used my pistachio and vanilla soap and my orange blossom honey soap in the same shower and I have ascended into my final form: a piece of baklava✨️goodbye✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Aaaaaauuiiiiggggghhhgggghgggggggggggggaasuuuuggghhhhg
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I just remembered Ghostwriter was an early bi-panic media for me
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First thing I do after every move is join the library.
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People who want to cage others desire their freedom for their own, but don't know how to go about becoming free
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I wonder if anyone can tell I'm a monster-fucker...like, I don't think I give off monster-fucker vibes I think we fuck monsters to prove to ourselves that the monstrousness within us is loveable to someone
Pictured  is a collection of posters for various films captioned "she had sex with WHAT" including bendetta, clerks, the brown bunny, Rosemary's baby, the shape of water, titane, the neon demon, possession, and the lighthouse.
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm hunched over like this cos my angel wings are so thick and full and fluffy and heavy ✨️🪽
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's no such thing as sin and absolution: Do three Be My Baby's and five Don't Worry Baby's and try to do better next time ✨️✋🏾💜✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I just saw the phrase "apple weather app" and before stopping to parse for meaning, I was completely overwhelmed with the need to experience APPLE WEATHER
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Surely SOME homo??? 🙏🏽💜✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My delusional hope is so strong, it should be a federally scheduled narcotic
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Some days you're a watercolor and some days you're a bronze 🤷🏽‍♀️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I haven't had more than 500 calories a day for five days and I have something to cry at each and every one of you 😍✨️😵‍💫
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It's gonna be all over for you hoes once I figure out how to build credit👏🏽✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I want to wear RDJr. green tux jacket as a dress with tights and boots
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Go ahead and gild the lily a little, as a treat ✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Whatever soups are made of, his and mine are the same (potato)
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Me: Oracle, will I ever regret cropping all my fave oversize tshirts? Oracle(also me): Nah, girl. Stay fly
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
We got closure at home 🫀✨️
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
No baby, I still think yr cute- it just surprised me when you farted on that yoga ball
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Ragnar @ragnarbelial.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I don't always like people. But when I do I don't.
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Is that all there is...?
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's damn near 6pm and the sun's not all the way down yet, so I guess happy imbolc to all you daylight enjoyers out there (couldn't be me)
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Who all up showing gratitude for the life they wished for by being present and participating wholeheartedly in that life, say heeeyyyy! ✨️
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
roast potato: the lost love language
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My alt is just like my main, cos my personality too integrated to compartmentalize
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Chat, are crushes a psyop?
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
References? Cats and children love me 💅
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Due for a Brandy and Monica refashioned remake of The Boy is Mine called You Can Have Him
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Club is empty and all the baddies are single
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Did yall know you can spiral upwards too?!
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Your beads falling into my mouth as we make love
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Who up pondering they three hours of sleep
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Spell so potent stuck in my throat/ hope I don't choke
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Just thought of twenty-one places I'd like to be kissed
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The Holy Yap @supermegamegan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Piss poo shall ASS omgg
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