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Early Bedtime Adherent

@superfuneral.bsky.social
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28yo Pittsburgh melee marth player Math Tutor for school children "Software Developer" for small business I like yoga.

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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm getting over a sickness that had me laid out last weekend. Should I go to my local? I feel mostly better but maybe it's irresponsible to risk it.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Unprincipled pillaging of the past, paired with a pedovoric procrastination of problems, and for what?
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pokemon characters really be having the dumbest haircuts.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I like super smash bros melee
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Man: *treats woman the way he would want to be treated* Woman: (Does he think I'm stupid?)
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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Juri x Trumpet Thank you for the commission @superfuneral.bsky.social!
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Gumball @pghgumball.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fun game to play: am I actually tired or did I just forget to take my allergy pill
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think it's really important to know the difference between hatred and rage.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Next Sunday the date is going to be 6-7, the perfect opportunity for high profile political assassination.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
(Thinking I'm effectively packaging my political beliefs in the form of a joke) Many Americans Need To Die.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Going to China, telling the government that I want to be equipped to most effectively conduct a political violence in America, and being told "wtf man don't do that"
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm noticing that a lot of zoomers use "yapping" in spots where they really mean "chatting" ("sorry i was just yapping with my friends") and I think this is because the word "chat" has been so thoroughly associated with livestream chatrooms.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The defining principle of our society is that people who were lucky during the dot com boom or Web 2.0 should have vast and ever-growing individual power over the entire world. The only acceptable check on their power is their squabbles with each other.
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm gonna spend a year in China and come back to the US and be SO much worse at melee its gonna rule
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In Chinese there's Wo which means me, Ni which means you, WoMen which means us, and NiMen which means y'all
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I love how [extremely vapid statement]
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Number of times I've been painfully shocked by a lightswitch: While my hands are wet: 0 Right after taking off a jacket: 99999
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don't want to be a part of the American economy anymore.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I wonder if they play melee in China
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yes I'm an urbanist, yes I hate bicycles and the people who ride them. We exist.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The problem nowadays is that everyone's a closet bottom
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Gradually Posting my discord bangers before I migrate off that piece of malwarrrrrrrrr
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"No loitering" sign right next to the train station / bus stop.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long
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Isoraldeine 70 @cashmeran.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Honestly I forgot that empires fall
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
this is an idea i want eventually expand upon, but I'm starting to realize that high fidelity visuals in art, particularly video games, are actually bad. Not overrated, not unnecessary, Bad. Actively detrimental. Art should present just enough to spark the audiences imagination and fill in the gaps.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
If you asked JK Rowling to try to come up with a First Middle and Last name for a boy who had a Jewish mother and a German father, she'd probably arrive at my exact legal name.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Been thinking about this a lot
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Might get back on xcom. Finish my 4-man squad challenge run.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There's this idea that you can avoid getting sucker-punched by life if you simply choose to be miserable, afraid, & untrusting all the time. But firstly, you can't. And secondly, being miserable, afraid, & untrusting all the time is worse than anything life can sucker-punch you with.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
NDAs are not real.
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Banshee knight sketch:
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Beginning to imagine a world where literally no one is happy, not even the rich. Everyone is constantly worried and doing pointless exhausting work. Everything is poison. And all of the smartest people spend their days trying to figure out how to make things even worse.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
What's the matter LIBERAL? Afraid you might ACHIEVE something?
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In 2040 you're gonna have to beat Metal Gear Rising: Revengance in order to complete a polysci bachelor's degree.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
At a certain point you have to accept that the majority of people do not play games to test themselves or exercise the problem-solving muscle in their mind. Most people play games for the illusion of agency and an escape from their otherwise miserable powerless existences. They will never git gud.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Me: what should I watch? Oh, I'll rewatch Yu Yu Hakusho! Haven't seen it since I was a teen, but I remember it being super fun and upbeat! Me after watching episode 1:
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
SMART GUY: (innocently asks you questions about your position despite understanding it perfectly, thus forcing you to justify your beliefs to someone who's revealed nothing about themselves) DUMB GUY: Oh yeah? Well (counter argument that reveals a total misunderstanding of your original argument)
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Have you ever considered that it's not an autistic thing and that trains really are just that cool? Has that ever crossed your mind?
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thanks to Dexter's Lab, will never in my life misspell the word "Laboratory"
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Democratic Party exists to oppose the Republican Party as little as possible, while still being able to monopolize the ability to do so.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am concerned that we are exiting the brief window where it's geopolitically possible save the planet from climate collapse.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Note to future self: you hate your boss and your job.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I just really wish you could turn off retweets here.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Okay that was a good movie. Didn't get much cleaning done tbh.
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Now watching terminator for the first time ever while I clean my apartment
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Early Bedtime Adherent @superfuneral.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"walk like an Egyptian" is a record title that audiences immediately understood to be in reference to Ancient Egyptians, despite the fact that Egypt is still a real country with people in it who are called Egyptians.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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