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Elyse

@superflyse.bsky.social
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Just going through my stream of consciousness It’s okay, I find myself funny enough for all of us.

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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of the medical consultants on the F Ward is Meredith Grey! I’m really hoping that that medical consulting is from watching Greys Anatomy so much that it required Meredith Grey in the credits.
Black screen with write font from the end credits of the F Ward. Medical consultant Meredith Grey is highlighted in a red box outlining the text
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have an alarm on work days that goes on at 8am playing the list. It’s not an alarm that wakes me up, it’s there to help me keep track of the time. I’m pretty sure I’m not meant to use this to reply, but whatever.
Upbeat Mix by Spotify playlist cover image featuring Taylor Swift partially submerged in a bath from the cover of her album Life of a Showgirl
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It is far too early to have a count down to Christmas. The countdown to Christmas Santa at Woolworths was 50 days to Christmas. 50 Days. That is 2 Advent Calendars worth of count down.
Freestanding statue of Santa approx 4ft/120cm holding a sign saying 50 Days to Christmas. 50 is written in chalk
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I lived in a house that had a huge family of magpies. They are the reason I fell in love with magpies. I bought a birdbath for them. I bought a shell pool for my dog My dog used the birdbath as a bowl and the magpies loved that pool.
An Australian magpie sitting on a railing looking very majestic A magpie has broken into a kitchen and is preparing for mischief. 

He has creeped in to steal dog food A clothesline in a backyard. 
On the clothesline there are 4 magpies sitting  around on the solid bars.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Creatures that have appriecated my bird bath. Mainly greyhounds I have less photos of birds on the bird bath. It saddens me.
Two brindle greyhounds are drinking from a freestanding birdbath with a stand for the perfect greyhound height 
The bird bath is on a small patch of concrete surrounded by grassA white Australian ibis standing in a birdbath. Photo is taken through a window with a flyscreen creating a haze to the photo. 

The white Australian ibis is also known as the bin chicken
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I essentially have to wait for the rabbit and to run and Winnie will lunge, I hold him back and then we carry on. I can’t avoid the rabbit because it lives 2 houses down and is frequently on my front lawn. It’s stressful.
White rabbit sitting on lawn in a relaxed pose eating grass in centre of picture. 
Bottom of frame is the back of the long neck and head of a a fawn and blue - greyishbrindle greyhound staring at the rabbit with ears up to the side. 
Greyhound is wearing a royal blue collar with little cartoon greyhounds. 

Greyhound has focused body language
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Come on Team Australian Raven! #birdoftheyear
Australian Raven- a large black bird on a side profile with a grass and tree background
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I have the week off, so I have many late nights planned for me and some binge watching. However, when I decided on using the DVDs, I didn’t factor in having a dog in my lap and the DVD player is so far away. How can I disturb this guy?
The head of a brindle greyhound snuggled up on a blanket on a lap, with only the lap visible. 
The peacefully sleeping dog is trapping any kind of movement from the human
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I have the week off, so I have many late nights planned for me and some binge watching. However, when I decided on using the DVDs, I didn’t factor in having a dog in my lap and the DVD player is so far away. How can I disturb this guy?
The head of a brindle greyhound snuggled up on a blanket on a lap, with only the lap visible. 
The peacefully sleeping dog is trapping any kind of movement from the human
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I did get some comparison shots of Disney+ vs DVDs, but I don’t think I picked a good scene for it.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It’s okay. I have a back up.
A scene from Buffy the vampire slayer - Band Candy 
Willow, Oz, Xander and Cordelia stand in the high school hallway near lockers as Principal Snyder approaches and closes a locker. 

Text reads ‘Kiss Rocks’? Why would anyone want to kiss…
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I have a new greyhound friend. Ive picked him up from the farm about a week ago. I haven’t really put anything about him on the internet. It feels weird. Like I’m betraying Frank or something. I am full of mixed feelings. Anyway. His name is Winfield and he is a big weirdo.
Large brindle greyhound lying on a grey bed wearing a blank and blue fleece jumper 

He is laying with his nose on the carpet
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m in the waiting room to get a biopsy on my thyroid. It is a large white room, and I’m the walls there are Dr Seuss artworks. The numbered limited addition kind. I’m not sure I want to go through a door between 2 pictures of Cat in the Hat to get stabbed in the neck.
A doctor’s waiting room with a white wall with a white door. To the left, on the wall is a large illustration of Cat in the Hat - the dr Seuss character, a humanoid cat with a red and white striped hat, white gloves and a red boy- standing next to a discarded rake with a roughly coloured blue background. 
The frame is about 5’ x 3’ large, white and wider than the door. 

To the right is a smaller, still large roughly 2’ x 3’. It has two pictures. One is an early draft in black charcoal of cat in the hat standing and holding a teapot with a fish coming out of. There are Thing 1 and Thing 2 in the corner. 
This draft has coffee cup marks on it. 
The second picture is the final illustration in colour.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Is this up really early or really late?
Sign on back of door advertising live music in August
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The most important addition to cricket coverage that I’ve ever seen. The score being shown while ads are on
Corner of TV with white writing 7 Cricket ENG 9/138 (the cricket score) over an ad
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That feeling when you are looking back through the photo reel on your phone and need to determine why you took a photo of a newspaper from August 2019… I believe it is because it is about a restaurant that serves fresh horse meat.
Photo of a the front page of the Daily Telegraph dated Thursday August 20, 2019. 

It is of the side panel of the newspaper 

There is a picture of a white man with a short grey beard, he is wearing all white. 
He is touching the head of a light brown coloured horse. 
Only the head horse is visible and it is at the same height as the man. 

Underneath there is a headline of “Paddock to Plate” in blue font. 
Underneath in black font in a light blue box “Gillian’s whips up fine dining at the Everest”

This article is part of the “delicious Sydney”section paper, which can be found on pages 10-11. 
The text is written in white on a dark blue background. 

The Paddock to Plate headline and the delicious Sydney logo are laid out to look like that a restaurant in Sydney will be cooking up some horse meat fresh from the paddock.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I can see fireworks from my couch. Though that really does look like something on fire through the window
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I now live much closer to fireworks. I can see them from my couch. They are loud
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I’m getting some real mixed messages about censorship
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I just got out my car and there was a cat just sitting there blending into the night. Is this an omen? With and without the flash. Neither photos really show justice to the blending into the night.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Throwback to when you were in a hat…quote post yours!
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Here are two photos of Bianca Lawson. One is from 1997as Kendra in Buffy and the one is from Bianca Lawson’s Instagram from Oct 2024. Conclusion. Actual Vampire Bianca Lawson.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Another journey into my Bones binge. Ep 8, season 4. I think whoever wrote this episode has to be an Angel fan. Some pigs blood. Some vaguely angelic wings behind David Boreanez. Is it just these two things? Yes. Do i care? No.
Screenshot of Bones with David Boreanez as Booth wearing a black suit with a white button up shirt with a black tie that is slightly loosened with the top button undone. 

He is standing in front of a piece of art that is rusted metal leaves in an arc that is in line with his shoulders
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
According to the SMH, they are trying to market the Glicked double feature with Gladiator II and Wicked. Which is very different to my Glicked portmanteau. Obviously, that is the ship for Glinda and the Wicked Witch from the original Wizard of Oz. Glicked fandom- I see you, I appreciate you
Screen cap of a Facebook post of the Sydney Morning Herald 

It reads: 
Opinion : The clumsy combination of Gladiator II and wicked is an over-hyped attempt to capture the Barbenheimer success 

There is a still photo from the Wicked movie of Ariana Grande as Galinda in pink by Cynthia Envo as Elphaba in a black out fit against her green skin. 

They are looking into a mirror with pink trim and Galinda is standing with her head close together with a sitting Elphaba. 
Galinda’s hands are on Elphaba’s shoulders and Elphaba is holding Galimda’s left hand. 

The photo is next to a still of Paul Mescal as Lucius from Gladiator II
He is wearing leather armour in a fighting armour, he is unarmed but he dodging a sword from  an unseen attacker. 

Headline is:
Please stop talking about ‘Glicked’. It’s bannoying. 
Bannoying is correct spelling.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
A small silver hatchback with the back door open with 3 field hockey goalie kit bags stuffed inside 

Kit bags are brightly coloured with writing that says Goal Keepers are amazing people
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Just look at face.
A black greyhound  with a greying face with impressive white eye brows stands in a park with lots of trees in the background 
There is a person in a blue shirt and black cap and sunglasses half in frame
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The boy is home. A little worse for wear, but his home. I know he isn’t at his best because he is letting me sit next to him. He likes his personal space, so he likes to be in the same room as me, but not next to me.
Black greyhound with greying face is sitting on a Persian rug with his head next to his legs. 
He has shaved patches on both legs and shaved portion of his chest. 
A human knee is visible
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Frank had a bath last week and was super shiny. Apparently he is still shedding and now has an identifiable pat zone
Black greyhound laying down on light tiles with a rainbow collar and purple lead. 
He is shiny except for a long matte strip down his spine.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Do you ever think about the marks left on plates and cups over years in use? Just the slightest marks. I first noticed it in the mugs at work. From the stirring of tea. Now, when I get my plates out it is all see. Observe my plate. I’ve had it for 7 years. Tiny scratches from years of use
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
My favourite sports mascot is this guy. A true icon.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
The only acceptable adaptation How to Make Gravy is a cooking competition every 23rd of July where people compete to make gravy. This is the judge
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
I mainly came here to keep people posted about how I’m being haunted by Avril Lavigne I may have brought this one on myself…
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,058,028! That is a pretty big jump in just under 2 months. Good for me.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Hello future friend magpie. I think she lives in big tree across the road.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Dear internet, On this R U Ok? Day, please remember that putting up a fb post is not helpful. It isn’t actually helpful. It isn’t checking in on anyone. R U Ok day is the start of a conversation. Becoming okay is fucking hard. I just need to iterate it. It’s real fucking hard
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
A delightful accompaniment for lunch
A small round cactus in terracotta pot flowering with red flowers
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
But why would you want that? Yes, I would like my car to smell like teenage boys. It’s always been my dream to remember my high school years… Or my brother who spraying a shit ton of Lynx would counter the not showering.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I’m sorry. An Australian who does archery with a massive feather in his hat? How have I not had this option I should have realised this was an option earlier. If anyone needs me, I’ll be starting my archery career. I have the perfect hat already
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
My supervisor is in today.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Finally got virtual seat happening. How can I make some hot takes without showing some support?
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
I’ve discovered that sitting down is the enemy. So, if I sit down on the bath edge, it is sitting but a transit sitting. Which led to a conversation about sitting in the bath w/ no water, fully clothed and shoes. Which I’m now doing. It is my life now.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Me not doing these testing of cables that I’ve wanted to do for weeks. Look at that sweet pile of cables that may or maybe not be broken. Would be real good if someone got around to see if they work… Oh what’s that, a hand also with cables. Will their powers combine?
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Things I put on my desk today… Though, the thumbnail has none of the words. Going on a bear hunt. Can’t go under it. Can’t go around it. Gotta go through it. Just gotta go through it. Though I can’t remember the sounds that go with going through the dark forest.
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Sreejesh, the Indian goalkeeper, absolutely killed it. Bronze in his last game. Now learning that he is known as the hockey God of India. Putting hockey on the map again. The Olympics is a chance to learn about all these teams and players. He celebrated by jumping on the goals. A bad pic:
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
NZ wins gold in the k4 canoe. With Lisa Carrington winning gold. She has the most gold medals got NZ. This is a fun fact I discovered in my trivia research. And I just found out they call her the GOAT in the boat. Delightful!
Three goats in a canoe with an older woman rowing the with a large pole
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
I’ve brought some Olympic spirit to the office I mean it’s late but whatever. I also ran some trivia for the ANZ Women’s Leadership team today. It was described as difficult
Small Flags of the world bunting with an large white Olympic rings flag on an orange wall40cm Blow up yellow kangaroo with green boxing gloves and green stars on the body sitting on white cabinet in small leafy plants
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Amy Broadhurst is a boxer that has previously beaten Imane Khelif. I had been looking for this tweet and finally found it. My next mission is finding the genetic advantage quote
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Elyse @superflyse.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Turf fields are real expensive to build and maintain. After Hockey moved to turf, India and Pakistan weren’t as prominent and the European teams started to rise through the ranks. Here is the list of who has won the most gold medals. Turf came in 1975.
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