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Matt Vetrano

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Admin for The Reviewers Unite, film critic extraordinaire, and a cartoon character with a lot of silly opinions! he/him reviewersunite.com

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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #Primetime The story of To Catch a Predator is one that certainly needs telling, but is this a thoughtful reflection on our shameful past or are we just here to do Chris Hansen memes?
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Cinema Dispatch: Primetime
Primetime and all the images you see in this review are owned by A24 Directed by Lance Oppenheim Oh boy, is this nostalgic in all the worst ways. Like many Millennials, I too went down the To Catch…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #Primetime The story of To Catch a Predator is one that certainly needs telling, but is this a thoughtful reflection on our shameful past or are we just here to do Chris Hansen memes?
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Cinema Dispatch: Primetime
Primetime and all the images you see in this review are owned by A24 Directed by Lance Oppenheim Oh boy, is this nostalgic in all the worst ways. Like many Millennials, I too went down the To Catch…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 31 Frights of #Halloween is back, and for this year, we're doing a Best Of series! What better way to begin than with the very first clip that started it all? Day 1: Home Sweet Home (1981)
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jesus, I didn't watch the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies, but it sounds like I dodged quite a lot of slop. What a miserable state of affairs. How about I do a thread of trailers for upcoming games that, to the best of my knowledge are slop free, for you all to watch instead?
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Dreadline Express - Official Trailer | The Horror Game Awards Showcase 2026
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #Spider-Man Brand New Day Spider-Man's back to kick ass and take box office records! Is this movie as good as it's massive box office would imply, or is this another bloated blockbuster that audiences will immediately forget as soon as they leave the theater?
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Cinema Dispatch: Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Spider-Man: Brand New Day and all the images you see in this review are owned by Sony Pictures Releasing Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton Who doesn’t love good ol’ Spider-Man? Well if the box offi…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's what cooked the series. Genuinely interesting ideas, that showed a deep understanding of the lore, were explored in season 1, but a contingent of the fan base lost their shit. Season 2 never found its voice as it was terrified to piss off fans, and now we don't get to see Halo in a Halo show.
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pleased to announce that I am accredited press once again at the BFI London Film Festival this year! #lff
Me at BFI London Film Festival 2025
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stuntmen didn't jump out of an airplane 76 times for a three minute opening Bond scene just so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable". youtu.be/c2dJydTEL-s?...
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cinema Dispatch #TheOdyssey & #Moana Two seafaring adventure films are currently in theaters, and while we know which one has the edge at the box office, are either one of them worthy of your time?
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Cinema Dispatch: The Odyssey & Moana
It’s funny how things work out sometimes. You wouldn’t think that Disney and Nolan releasing movies back-to-back would make for an interesting double feature, but there are some unavoidable similar…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Cinema Dispatch #TheOdyssey & #Moana Two seafaring adventure films are currently in theaters, and while we know which one has the edge at the box office, are either one of them worthy of your time?
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Cinema Dispatch: The Odyssey & Moana
It’s funny how things work out sometimes. You wouldn’t think that Disney and Nolan releasing movies back-to-back would make for an interesting double feature, but there are some unavoidable similar…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My one issue with the trailer? Not enough Doom. #Doomsday
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Tonight at 11:00... Doom!
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now that it is clear that Troy Jackson will be the Democratic nominee for Senate in Maine, I am all in on Troy Jackson. The path to retaking the Senate runs through Maine. Four seats are necessary. In order of likelihood (IMO) NC ME OH AK IA TX NE FL SC Have to hold in MI & NH.
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Callieween 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🎃🦇🦉🕷️ @meganerd98.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ignore the haters, Supergirl slaps. boxd.it/fkeWpB
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A ★★★★★ review of Supergirl (2026)
I don’t know what a lot of the rest of the Internet is talking about. This movie slaps. Admittedly, I do think the Supergirl marketing team probably made a mistake advertising this as a direct adaptat...
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have never seen IV pumps like that which didn't require a Point of Care Unit. Those channels can't even power on without it.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this hospital room is more fake than katie miller's nightly orgasm
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Pandemic 𓅃. Index @panaccindex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You can now play the entirety of Star Trek: Borg and Star Trek: Klingon in your browser borgremastered.com
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Star Trek: Borg - Remastered
Play Star Trek: Borg online, remastered to HD quality.
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #Supergirl Supergirl continues to be a tough character to Crack when it comes to box office success, but is this a case of a great movie being unfairly overlooked, or was everyone right to skip right over it?
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Cinema Dispatch: Supergirl
Supergirl and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Pictures Directed by Craig Gillespie The James Gunn led DCU seems to have hit its first snag since his takeover in 2023 …
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #Supergirl Supergirl continues to be a tough character to Crack when it comes to box office success, but is this a case of a great movie being unfairly overlooked, or was everyone right to skip right over it?
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Cinema Dispatch: Supergirl
Supergirl and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Pictures Directed by Craig Gillespie The James Gunn led DCU seems to have hit its first snag since his takeover in 2023 …
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Whenever I get burned out on wrestling, something like this comes along yo remind me why it's so awesome!
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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The #InfiniteRumble is LIVE TODAY! A 24-HOUR CHARITY PRO WRESTLING LIVE STREAM! Help us raise money for Fighting Back and the Canadian Cancer Society! Watch it LIVE on: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE: www.tiltify.com/@fighting-back-2026 #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️
Infinite RumbleRules of the matchInternational start times
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #MastersOfTheUniverse One of the last golden cash cows of the 80s toy boom finally has a live action movie for the modern era. Was it worth the forty year wait, or was it better off staying a product of its time?
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Cinema Dispatch: Masters of the Universe
Masters of the Universe and all the images you see in this review are owned by Amazon MGM Studios Directed by Travis Knight Seriously, weren’t we done with eighties nostalgia by the end of the seco…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wrestling fans! Don't sleep on @kaijubigbattel.bsky.social and their brand new show!
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Kaiju Big Battel LIVE: Go Ahead...Make My May! - May 31st at the Bell House, Brooklyn NY
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Mortal Kombat II Sometimes a boring movie can have a fun sequel by embracing it's more outlandish ideas and taking things less seriously. Is that the case with this follow-up to the dull as dishwater film from 2021? #FilmSky #MortalKombat
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Cinema Dispatch: Mortal Kombat II
Mortal Kombat II and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Pictures Directed by Simon McQuoid These days, we’re used to faithful adaptations of geeky properties, but that w…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Mortal Kombat II Sometimes a boring movie can have a fun sequel by embracing it's more outlandish ideas and taking things less seriously. Is that the case with this follow-up to the dull as dishwater film from 2021? #FilmSky #MortalKombat
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Cinema Dispatch: Mortal Kombat II
Mortal Kombat II and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Pictures Directed by Simon McQuoid These days, we’re used to faithful adaptations of geeky properties, but that w…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Lee Cronin's The Mummy Making a Mummy movie without a Mummy? Could have been a bold idea. Making a Mummy movie without plot, characters, or an ounce of good taste? Not so much... #FilmSky
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Cinema Dispatch: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Picutres Directed by Lee Cronin I feel like it’s been a minute since we’ve had a really good Mummy movie. S…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Lee Cronin's The Mummy Making a Mummy movie without a Mummy? Could have been a bold idea. Making a Mummy movie without plot, characters, or an ounce of good taste? Not so much... #FilmSky
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Cinema Dispatch: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy and all the images you see in this review are owned by Warner Bros Picutres Directed by Lee Cronin I feel like it’s been a minute since we’ve had a really good Mummy movie. S…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie The first Illumination Mario movie wasn't bad, but there was definitely room to grow. Does this space-faring adventure have what it takes to be better than yet another average Illumination flick? #Nintendo #Mario #FilmSky
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Cinema Dispatch: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and all the images you see in this review are owned by Universal Pictures Directed by Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic I can’t say that I was a fan of the first movi…
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Kaiju Big Battel @kaijubigbattel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Important members of the Kaiju family were victims of a severe accident. We want to help them out in their time of need and every bit helps! Peelander-Z has been performing across the world and sharing stages with us for a long time and we love them! www.gofundme.com/f/support-pe...
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie The first Illumination Mario movie wasn't bad, but there was definitely room to grow. Does this space-faring adventure have what it takes to be better than yet another average Illumination flick? #Nintendo #Mario #FilmSky
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Cinema Dispatch: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and all the images you see in this review are owned by Universal Pictures Directed by Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic I can’t say that I was a fan of the first movi…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Top 10 Best Movies of 2025 Sure, it may already be May of 2026, but given how rough this year has been, it might be nice to look back at the best of what 2025 had to offer! #FilmSky 📽
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Cinema Dispatch: Top 10 Best Movies of 2025
If the lateness of this top-ten list is any indication, 2026 has been a very difficult year for a number of reasons, and it’s taken me this long to even try to get back into the swing of things. St…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The worst part about this Christopher Nolan movie coming out is that everyone is gonna have to learn how to spell "Odyssey" One 'd', two 's's, and two 'y's, but those are in different places.
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Will Ferrell: This Is Madness!
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cinema Dispatch: Top 7 Films of 2025 That Need Improvement! reviewersunite.com/2026/05/03/c... Yeah, I know we're well into 2026, but cut me some slack; things haven't been going very well for anyone, have they? Let's just sit back, relax, and talk about less than stellar movies from 2025!
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Cinema Dispatch: Top 7 films of 2025 That Need Improvement
There’s a movie called The Future by Miranda July where one of the characters freezes time via magic moon powers, only to realize that he didn’t actually stop the world from turning; he just diseng…
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I mean, I thought the first two MCU Spider-Man movies were good, but now we're spending 2 movies apologizing for deviating from canon. Gotta get back to the sad-sack version of Peter, no matter how refreshing it was to see him not be a miserable loser.
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Congratulations to the winner for Best Animated Short at the #Oscars!
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Not gonna post through the #Oscars this year as I'm still feeling very sick, but I am gonna watch it and I've filled out a ballot!
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I finally got COVID after 6 years of avoiding it, and it HAS to be the week BEFORE Death Stranding 2's PC release. All my vacation days will be gone, and I can't even spend it with Norman Reedus!
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a man without a shirt is standing in front of a wall with a sticker that says riders
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Maia Kobabe @redgoldsparks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Star Trek discourse around Starfleet Academy depresses me, man, everyone’s just turned their brain off. Even commentators I usually like have slid into full CinemaSins mode, hating on the show through shallow, surface-level nitpicks. It’s not that you can’t dislike Starfleet Academy, I like it, but that’s not the point. The problem is how the hate campaign has dragged the level of intellectual engagement straight into the dirt. Nobody wants to go against the presumed consensus that it’s a bad show, so instead of actually engaging with what it’s doing, they watch with their pencils out, making a checklist of inconsequential bullshit so they can justify saying they hate it, rather than grappling with anything the story is actually saying. And the thing is, the show is interesting: it’s engaging with diaspora, racialized and marginalized community history-building, and liberal state institutional violence. You can argue about whether it handles those topics well or not, but they’re worth engaging with. But nah, people just want reheated 60s Trek with zero thought. And in five years we’re just going to get Star Trek that goes, “Oh hey, this alien race that’s a metaphor for queer people are actually human too, too bad we realized it too late, we feel sad now. Ah well, onto the next planet with a race of metaphorical Black people us Western folks can learn from and pity.” That might’ve been chill in the 60s, was already dated by TNG in the 90s, and had fully curdled into neoconservative Bush-era propaganda by Enterprise in the 2000s, but hey, glad we’re going back to that.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 08/02/2026
I was finally well enough to visit friends today, who had a gathering to watch the movie Hundreds of Beavers. Every time I saw the poster before this, I couldn't figure out what it was about or how old it was. I can say I so did not know what to expect, in the best way. Wrote about it on Letterboxd.
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A ★★★★★ review of Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
I had seen the poster for this movie float around time and again, and I couldn't quite tell what kind of a movie it was, or even how old it was. The poster was giving off vibes like an '80s comedy fli...
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #GoodFortune Keanu Reeves may be perfect casting as an enigmatic guardian angel, but does this movie make the most of its glorious premise, or is a sacrilege to good comedy?
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Cinema Dispatch: Good Fortune
Good Fortune and all the images you see in this review are owned by Lionsgate Directed by Aziz Ansari Catch-up month continues as I dutifully ignore new releases until I feel I’ve seen enough of 20…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
3rd Rock From the Sun
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #CaughtStealing & #Eddington Today we'll be looking at two of the biggest downer filmmakers of the modern era as they try to indulge in a little action and humor to spice up their usual bleakness and ennui. Does this experiment in other genres bring out the best in both filmmakers?
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Cinema Dispatch: Caught Stealing & Eddington
My End of 2025 Catchups will still be ongoing well into the New Year, which is perfectly fine for me, as January looks to be the usual crop of mid-range horror movies and previous year stragglers. …
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #CaughtStealing & #Eddington Today we'll be looking at two of the biggest downer filmmakers of the modern era as they try to indulge in a little action and humor to spice up their usual bleakness and ennui. Does this experiment in other genres bring out the best in both filmmakers?
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Cinema Dispatch: Caught Stealing & Eddington
My End of 2025 Catchups will still be ongoing well into the New Year, which is perfectly fine for me, as January looks to be the usual crop of mid-range horror movies and previous year stragglers. …
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #SpongeBob: Search for SquarePants For a show that's been around since before the turn of the Millennium, SpongeBob is still doing quite well for itself. Can the fourth feature film stand alongside the best of the series, or is this a bigger misstep than Kamp Koral?
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Cinema Dispatch: The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants and all the images you see in this review are owned by Paramount Pictures Directed by Derek Drymon When the first SpongeBob movie came out, my grandma ha…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Cinema Dispatch: #SpongeBob: Search for SquarePants For a show that's been around since before the turn of the Millennium, SpongeBob is still doing quite well for itself. Can the fourth feature film stand alongside the best of the series, or is this a bigger misstep than Kamp Koral?
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Cinema Dispatch: The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants and all the images you see in this review are owned by Paramount Pictures Directed by Derek Drymon When the first SpongeBob movie came out, my grandma ha…
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Cinema Dispatch: #TheRunningMan & #Hamnet The studios love to pack the end of the year with lots of movies, so we'll be looking at two today! Both based on books, both from well respected filmmakers, but both from wildly different genres!
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Cinema Dispatch: The Running Man & Hamnet
We’re barreling towards the end of the year, and it seems to have come particularly quick this time around, so I’ll be trying to knock out a bunch of reviews before the end of year roundups, which …
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Matt Vetrano @superdude92.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Cinema Dispatch: #WakeUpDeadMan #KnivesOut Rian Johnson's series of quirky Whodunits has reached its third entry. Will it be as captivating as his last two attempts, or are the adventures of Benoit Blanc starting to wear thin?
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Cinema Dispatch: Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery and all the images you see in this review are owned by Netflix Directed by Rian Johnson The thing about the Knives Out series is that you never seem to get wh…
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