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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comThey Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna LieALT: They Had Us In The First Half Not Gonna Lie 010
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just saw a guy wearing a backwards baseball cap, walking into the sun, with his hand up to block the harsh light… Like, bro. Just turn it around. 🧢 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My doctor has been prescribing these to me for years. 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I was starving today, and picked up a chicken bake at Costco. Within that in-between moment after the first bite but before the first swallow, I was suddenly very aware of the dichotomy of being so hungry yet having a mouthful of food, wondering if this was what condemned Tantalus must have felt. 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026So what should I do with my $10? A.) Buy large white gummy Jamba Juice B.) Buy a large cookie dough blizzard C.) Mail it to back to myself in 1992 and buy a mansion overlooking the coast 130
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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 04/11/2025As we inch closer to the holidays, keep in mind: It still only counts as one piece of pie if you don’t cut it. 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Always a good day when I get a chance to use my flamethrower 🔥 120
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/10/2025These things are dangerous around me. I’ll easily polish off a whole tube in a few minutes. 130
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Ok, gaymer fam, which should I play next? (Slowly getting through my backlog) 360
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 26/07/2025The strongest urge to eat a tube of cookie dough is overtaking me… 020
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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Ostensibly, the weirdest fortune a cookie has ever bestowed upon me. 020
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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Just discovered an anagram of my name is Worn Mobster, and I feel that. 010
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Over heard at Sac Pride: Hot dog vendor: “Hot dog! Hot dog!” Little girl: “Mom! She takes Venmo! Can I get one? Her Mom: “Sure, you can get a danger dog.” #dangerdog 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 20/05/2025The delightful irony of being stuck in traffic next to a Neighborly Pest Control truck, while the driver blasts Three 6 Mafia’s seminal classic, “Get the Fuck Out My Face.” 010
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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Yard work is hard. Someone come bring me some iced tea and donuts. 090
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 30/04/2025They can be some of the softest parts on a guy and give great squish 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Did they change something in the Costco pizza recipe? I don’t remember it being this addictive… 020
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025So Paula Poundstone is still funny. In case anyone was wondering. 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025You ever get that feeling where you’re driving and one hand is under your passenger’s belly and you take a turn and the centripetal force causes said belly to press on your hand and roll up your arm and it almost feels like they’re growing like in those gainer fiction stories you read? It’s nice. 😊 050
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 11/03/2025media.tenor.coma man says you and me both in front of a posterALT: a man says you and me both in front of a poster 020
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Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 14/02/2025You may be fat, but are you chocolates in the shower fat? 1140
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025By the way, this Cabot stuff is probably the best boxed Mac and cheese I’ve had (when I’m not flooding it like an idiot) 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 11/02/2025How’s my day going? I poured out too much milk and now I’m drinking my soup-a-roni and cheese 🫕 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Feeling the urge to do something fat. Like make a fast food order while I’m in line at the drive-through at another fast food place. 110
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 17/01/2025media.tenor.coma woman is laughing while sitting at a table next to a glass of water and a notebookALT: a woman is laughing while sitting at a table next to a glass of water and a notebook 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I swear my brain was replaced by a broken iPod years ago. The following, set to “Teenage Dream,” has been on loop in my head since last night. Let me take you pod racing Down on Tatooine Be your Jedi dream tonight 010
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Today’s public service announcement to everyone with access to Costco: if you put Kirkland vanilla ice cream between two Kirkland chocolate chunk cookies, it makes an amazing ice cream sandwich. 010
Reposted by SuperchublyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Jealous to see a country defend and embrace its core concepts of democracy 412771478
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024After effects of a big lunch. I swear that shirt fit this morning. 0261
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Every time I check lately, my fly is down. Are my pants trying to tell me something? 🤔 000
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Why is it when I’m hungry and I eat something, lately I feel hungrier after? Weird… 110
Superchubly @superchubly.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Omg they’re called “skeets.” Apropos, as one is basically ejaculating one’s thoughts into the digital ecosphere.media.tenor.coma man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeetALT: a man is standing on a stage holding a microphone and saying skeet skeet skeet skeet 000