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superbeastbrew.bsky.social

@superbeastbrew.bsky.social
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Sick jams for suck times. Collector. Dipshit. Fan of Timberwolves basketball, admirer of OKC. Bikes, hikes, and native flora and fauna. Progressive/Left politics, guitars and a sweet soul that stirs.

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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This dipshit sucks
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ajay’s $ is too good to move, but all things being equal, I’d flip him for a bigger wing defender that can hit the corner 3. He doesn’t provide much that OKC doesn’t already have, and playing him with Shai is just too much iso. I know PDX has a million guards, but Toumani would be sweet on OKC.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hartenstein looks like he hasn’t sniffed a basketball court all summer. Not boxing out. Getting beat for boards. Slow as molasses on switches etc. I’d rather watch Mara make rookie mistakes and actually catch a lob.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seen enough Brooks Barnhizer. Don’t want to see anymore.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 14/10/2026
One of the worst teams last year, expected to be the worst team this year, zero on court playing time(AND I FUCKING MEAN ZERO. THE STARTERS PLAYED 0 MINUTES TOGETHER LAST YEAR) and you sit everyone. This entire franchise needs to be washed with bleach. If LeBron can play so can these dudes
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Stirtz is very bad on D. I question what line ups he’s going to be playable in where that’s not an issue. A lot of just getting completely overwhelmed there.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Haliburton is back. Good dude. Glad to see him healthy.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
OKC’s lack of anything resembling a functioning offense when SGA isn’t on the court is still very much a thing.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shai looks like the MVP, the rest of OKC looks like they haven’t played together in 4 months. Really nice shooting from Haliburton to get the big lead to start.
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
why would anyone ever be asking for a girls reboot
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ayo has looked kinda…bad this preseason. He’s a chaos agent that can shoot, but I think his defense is pretty overrated and he sometimes moves faster than he thinks.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My picks: MVP: SGA (3rd consecutive) ROY: Caleb Wilson DPOY: Wemby 6MOY: Harper MIP: Jaden McDaniels COY: Quin Snyder Clutch: Ant Scoring Title: Luka West: 1. OKC (4th consecutive) 2. Spurs 3. Wolves 4. Houston 5. Denver 6. Lakers 7. Suns 8. Portland 9. Utah 10. Dallas Finals: OKC over Atl in 5.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ever since I’ve been Berenger/Aday pilled I only care about players 6 foot 11 and taller. Caleb Wilson is not tall enough to pique my interest at this juncture.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When did First Ave tix start costing 88-150 American dollars? Back in MY day I saw Fugazi 3 nights in a row for like $6 a night. All of your hip hop heroes were like $8-12 tickets. This isn’t just inflation. Common answer is lack of venues and predatory fees, but that can’t be the full story.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still wondering what the Nuggets are trying to do here with Joker’s prime.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Read this Marc Lore pablum out loud. Do it. “The big vision is to create a fully autonomous food platform that’s capable of autonomously planning, cooking, and delivering your food, so that we can make great food much more accessible,” www.fastcompany.com/91606368/mar...
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Wonder debuts its first robotic meal assembly system after acquiring the tech from Sweetgreen
'The goal is to get the price of your food delivered to your door cheaper than getting deliveries and cooking,' the founder, Marc Lore, tells Fast Company.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If OKC could trade a few of their 6-foot-3 guys for one 6-foot-9 guy I'd feel a lot better about their chances for winning it all. That back-up unit is shrimpsville.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think my favorite Wolves this season are Jaden and Joan. No histrionics, no goofy one legged 30 footers, no peacocking after every goddamn play. Just business. Straight business. They are two of the most valuable players on the roster for now and the future.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok, Mara looks real good. Whatever they worked with him on this offseason clearly worked, as he didn’t look like he could play 3 consecutive minutes in Summer League without gassing out.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rudy is like the Mill Valley yoga mom that flew so close to the crystal and essential oil sun that they wound up injecting horse jizz in their foreheads and eating roadkill for clarity and balance.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
KAT wasn’t worth his first supermax, I certainly wouldn’t give him another one.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Psst: Mike Conley and DDV were both infamous floppers under Chris Finch.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, I don’t know if I can take another season of Finch whining about officiating.
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jan rabari @bushyt0p.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
folks, i need some help. poor little girl got hit by car and has a lengthy recovery ahead of her. neighborhood is rallying around her but need some help. this is my A1 organizing it so lmk if you got questions. RT if you can’t help monetarily! www.gofundme.com/f/please-hel...
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Donate to Please Help Support Angel and Her Family, organized by Scott Colehour
We are coming together to support Angel, our neighbor who was struck by a ca… Scott Colehour needs your support for Please Help Support Angel and Her Family
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dilly getting dumped by Chicago after a handful of games where he seemed to pop a bit is probably a testimony there isn’t much hope for the lad. All-world whiff by Tim Connelly as a draft trade, all-world win to turn that micro-guy into Ayo.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cut out fer some outside time with the dog homies.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September comprises of two things I do not give a flying fuck about. 1. The NFL 2. NBA offseason open run and workout content.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m completely confused why concert tickets in Minneapolis are sometimes double the price of tickets in the Bay Area. Fewer venues? Parasitic fees? Gouging? It fucking sucks. Everything sucks.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Windhorst has always been a weirdo sycophant leech, but it’s a bummer all the local NBA journos have copped his steez.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dang, Dane Moore’s glow up into Jersey Shore Desperate Housewife is crazy. All that gambling ad money going to his fade and coordinated wardrobe!
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Holy shit, did that grifter Marc Lore just flip the Timberwolves?! Didn’t get his robot concierge app publicly funded?
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Peggy!
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
About 6 days into this Florida production and if I see another fried 🍤 on a menu I will STAB.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was on a boat on the ocean when I heard Lu Dort got traded. I was like, “man, hope they got NAW.” Youch.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That Lamelo presser didn’t exactly dissuade my perception that he’s a total BOZO. #fullbozo
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mara reminds me a lot of Topic. Unique, unorthodox skills, below average athleticism, awkward frames.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yaxel is super skilled and bigger than advertised, but man, he’s got some serious Kelly Oubre vibes. Those dudes never win.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This OKC summer league is straight ass. I don’t see it with any of their picks. It probably won’t matter in the long run, but coming out of this draft without a PF or anything resembling toughness is just a weird miss imo.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Morez looks like a more engaged dog version of JJJ thus far in summer league. Goddamnit.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When Florida isn’t being the nation’s dumb butthole.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Heading to Florida for work, breaking a 20 year old promise to never step foot in that suckass swamp again. Last time I was there I filmed some spots with D-Wade, Chuck and a young goofball named Dwight Howard.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Stirtz and Mara putting on a zero defense clinic. Novelty picks doing novelty shit.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why anyone would willfully want this distraction on their team is beyond me. Dude is damn near cooked and making front offices wait while he decides on which city would be better for golf or to film his documentary in. Circus shit.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The player OKC should target for the Lu contract is Leonard Miller in Chicago. Big developmental stretch-y 4. He’d be a great bench addition with Ajay, McCain, Caruso and ready sooner than Sorber. Got the Team Canada Shai connection. 2.4 million this year. Good safety valve when Chet shits himself.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Wasn’t LeBron one of the worst +/- players in the NBA last season until he got his blood transfused in a hyperbolic steroid chamber? Just run with the damn 2K team full of dummies and quit futzing around. #Wolves
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wolves going FULL BOZO and losing Mike, one of the few brains on the roster, is gonna be THEATER.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product." Holy cow, Ford bought the AI hype, believing they could go "hey computer, make me a good car" and it would.
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lamelo Ball is a roller coaster of amazing “how did he do that?!” plays, mixed in with a healthy supply of “that was quite frankly the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on a basketball court.” Sometimes they happen at the exact same time.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 25/06/2026
I respect the Timberwolves’ strategy of just collecting stupid guys
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superbeastbrew.bsky.social @superbeastbrew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just on a talent basis Naz for Lamelo is a no brainer. On a fit, chemistry, on court/off court product basis, this is very dumb desperation move.
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