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Mid poster, at best. Letting the great tradition of Australian shitposting down. Any pronoun is fine.

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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Question for the T-boys who are into 1700s/1800s naval warfare: do any of you refer to your testosterone pills as "The Brest Blockade"?
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am actually great at writing emails. Best to ever do it.
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well I‘ve got some good news.
User Raymondreamer from… I think this is Threads… says, “If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you’re doing”
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should out to the man on the side of the Yamuna Freeway today pissing the strongest stream I've ever seen. You are the 2nd great wonder of India, after the Taj Mahal
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Did they call him Hamlet cos he let Ham?
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've never smoked, but if I hold a pencil like a cigarette and put it in my mouth, it is inherently relaxing.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A trip to Canberra means reading multiple museum blurb to the effect of "this marginalised groups was treated like shit/the was no social safety net and then somehow things got better between around 1972 and 1975...."
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Mum's cleaning out our childhood Barbies and she has unearthed Mr My First Stalin who I have no memory of.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shout out to the bodybuilder in my Serbian gym who crossed himself when we showed him this photo:
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Beastars is Riverdale for furries. It's beautiful, bonkers trash. I love it.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I take rainbow lorikeets for granted because they are everywhere, but then I remember a story of a British birdwatcher seeing a tree of them at screech hour and bursting into tears. Australia is bird blessed.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I lift weights and have gotten a short side, long top haircut with the goal of looking non-binary hot but I must accept that it's just made me look like the butch mum from Rugrats.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Nice argument bro, but I've already drawn a picture of us as the two microwaves in my office. You're the one that sucks ass and I'm the one that heats food all the way to the middle.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"The babies, they're sloshing around. Sloshing babies. Very sad."
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Apologies to my husband because I hit my face on the corner of a computer tower and gave myself a shiner and now people are going to be giving him side eye.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Put Bolsonaro in a prison cell that looks like a hospital ward. He'll never want to leave.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I've realised that Mono and Yuru Camp are just anime versions of low budget, local tourism shows and that the comfort I receive from watching them is equivalent to napping on the couch as a kid watching The Great South East.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
We once did a movie night at our house which was Children of Men followed by The Legend of Drunken Master and we learned that watching Jackie Chan is the perfect antidote to being harrowed.
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Crimes against reality.
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Crimes against reality.
You’ve probably noticed that I don’t write much about Israel or Palestine.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My hobby is lurking on tree identification and foraging subreddits and getting mad at people who can't identify plums.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Benson Boone puts my "fellow Australian" detectors on the fritz. His name sounds Australian. His bad hair and little moustache - very Australian. But no. It is a lie!
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The casting of Hugo Weaving and Cate Blanchett as Elrond and Galadriel respectively means it is now canon that Noldor high elves speak with cultivated Australian accents.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Look at this cunty elf.
Frodo, Gandalf, and the elf beside Gandalf who is serving absolute cunt.Coronedhel giving Gandalf a real county look for daring to utter the black speech in Imladris
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Every time I read an analysis article on the ABC and think "fuck, this is going hard", the byline is Alan Kohler.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Australia, since Estonia sent Tommy Cash, it is time to see whether Kirin J Callinan go to Eurovision for us. Look me in the eyes and tell me this wouldn't go hard there m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvrZ... #eurovision
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Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough (Official Video) ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes
YouTube video by KirinJCallinanVEVO
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
They're right to say it. It's gluten free which means I can now cook sichuan food.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 16/05/2025
I’m going to be real with you, this stuff is incredible
Fly By Jing brand Sichuan chili crisp sauce
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@tomwalker.bsky.social The lead of Portugal's Eurovision act is your doppelganger.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Did James McGrath just call himself a Regan/Bush Republican? Mate, calling out US presidents just went demonstrably bad for you. Why are you doubling down bro?
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hearing the James McGrath try to spin a "be nice to LNP, we are little meow meows who had a rough day" and the ABC journalists having none of it is real nice.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If you were a boy at UQ between 2006 and 2009 and I lent you Terry Prachett books, I was trying to seduce you. That was my move.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Halfway through The Birdcage and if it does end with Armand clocking his son in the nose, I will be cross.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I get unreasonably upset when we get a string of days >33degC and no storm. It's bullshit. I sweat but in return I get cool lightning. That's the deal.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social 1. Does Florida have native ibis? 2. Do they make big messy nesting sites in your cabbage palms?
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Went to see Idles last night. One of the security guards was shaking his head every time Joe Tabolt announced that the next song was anti fascist.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The air quality in Novi Beograd yesterday was worse than LA. Keep up the protests, students.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I was in LA earlier this year. These fires of course partially caused by climate change, bit the choice to plant eucalyptus trees (i.e. trees full of highly flammable oil) would not have helped.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
My 36 year old Big Bird who eyes have discoloured to the point where he looks blazed 24/7
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A Belgrade Taxi driver was swearing by the healing powers of a spring in Montenegro. We looked it up and it was full of radon.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Going home from my parents to play Civ VI as John Curtin. Gonna get real excited when the volcano I discover gets auto-named Mt Tibrogargan.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Dad's reported he's getting bothered by more and more dudes excited by his 1991 Toyota Hilux.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I block hope posting. "We'll get through this." Banned. "This are always darkest before the dawn." Shaddup. This is a platitude free zone.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
There is a deep part of my soul which believes that people will be impressed by me/like me/find me attractive if I perform feats of strength in front of them.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Found Australia's cringe weeb storage.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Dark Tower Posting: Di da chum Da da chick Heard a car Squashed your dick
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I bought my husband a copy of My Summer Car because one of us has unlock the van with a wasp nest and it ain't gonna be me.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Abend Uber Potsdam (Evening Over Potsdam). Lotte Laserstein 1930.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Shout out to the primly dressed business lady smooching some Tom Bombadill looking dude at the train station this morning. You get that derry-ho-diggle in your life girl.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Oh, no gender for me thanks, I'm driving.
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Normal Sunfish Activities @sunfishactivities.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
My sister's cat has taught herself to wee down the shower drain and we're all really proud of her.
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