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@sums.cafe
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ask me about my espresso machine (thoughts are my own!)

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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 24/04/2025
mentally, i am still here
screen capture of the old computer game Nanosaur, where the player is a engineered intelligent dinosaur from the future with a jetpack and a gun, set in a tropical climate.
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 18/01/2025
mark zuckerberg .... you can get a perm and wear gold chains all you want... but i will NEVER EVER forget this
mark zuckerberg absolutely slathered in white sunscreen looking like a fool
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 30/11/2024
screen cap of sims 3 download of an obama lookalike titled "leader of the free world"
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/11/2024
it's finally that time of year again!! time for dudes to say their favorite christmas movie is die hard while looking at you like this
guy with annoying smug face meme
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 09/11/2024
made a rare misstep and got ready an hour too early so now i just have to wait in my bedroom like
edited photo of a cat with makeup on staring blankly into the camera
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 10/07/2024
this is what rock bottom looks like
reddit notification that says "Don't let your streak burn out! Your 31-day Reddit streak is impressive, don't let it end here."
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