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Elisse LaRoche

@summerelisse.bsky.social
215 followers 235 following 245 posts

If I have to make one more new social media account, I will kill myself.

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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bought a house in a different state without stepping foot in it. Somehow both the best and worst decision of my life.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NO REGERTS!
 American traditional tattoo of a Bowie knife with the text " is that right? Rambo"American traditional tattoo with the text " get your stupid fuckin rope"
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Walked into my fav taqueria in Chicago and they remembered me and my order and I've never felt more blessed in my life
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As someone who recently joined a board of directors, and attempted to read Robert's Rules of Order, this really speaks to me.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Got a fucking evite from an ex-boyfriend who I haven't spoken to since he told me to fuck off and die 11 years ago (I left him for Rob). I deleted it, but I am dying not knowing what it was for. My guess was a link to the live stream of his suicide.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For @sheba.bsky.social
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Booked an appointment for when I'm back in Chicago to get coordinating Boondock Saints tattoos with my bestie. LIVING MY TRUTH!
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
NPR has a 'Word of the Week' series, and this week it's LUDDITE I spoke with Emma Bowman about who they really were and about the new luddites organizing against big tech + AI A fun one and, since it's airing on All Things Considered, maybe the biggest-audience luddite rehabilitation effort yet
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Get with the times — here's what a 'Luddite' means today
It's often a derogatory term used to describe digital dinosaurs and technophobes. That wasn't always the case. NPR's Word of the Week looks back at the not so backwards-looking Luddites.
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
they should move lollapalooza to hammond indiana too
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have a weekly all staff meeting that always has a fucking ice breaker for some reason. Today was "what's the last great movie you watched" and no one in my group watches movies, so instead they got a lecture on The Mastermind, 22 Short Films About Glenn Gould, and Lady Snowblood 😬
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There is a tactileness that is super important to the editing process—like smoking a real cigarette vs a vape. And if you don't have a printer, go to the library! They usually give you a certain amount of pages for free!
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...
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A private collection of 10,000 Chicago show tapes finds a public home - Chicago Reader
The Internet Archive begins posting the Aadam Jacobs Collection. Plus: Four locals heat up the dead of winter with new music.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My claim to fame
A text bubble that reads " 6 years ago today I was eliminated from an international competition reality TV show for a tattoo of your face. Thank you for being my friend"
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
One of THEE most annoying girls in highschool won this car. She was annoying in a very posi-christian way so I feel like she earned it.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
REAL FRIENDSHIP
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Update: he had a million applications and then his foster changed her mind and kept him lol
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Even tho I no longer work there, One Tail at a Time let me name a cat Marty Mouser and now he's available for adoption!!! I've sponsored him so he's FREE!!!
A brown long haired domestic tabby sitting on top of a pool table wearing a Marty Supreme jacket. All of this is photoshopped but the cat is indeed real and available for adoption
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A woman came up to me while I was eating a giant bowl of pho to tell me that I was the prettiest person she'd ever seen IRL and that my hair was beautiful. Went from a Chicago 8 to a Tacoma 11.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Just to report, I've just deleted my account with chat gpt. One more to your crown of unconverted 😅
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm not a sports guy so I can't remember the years/cities of the Olympics. Except Lillehammer because of these fries.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pro Tip: Go on vacation with a photographer
Me you with long dark hair and a blue cap that says math wearing comically oversized aviator sunglasses staring out directly into the Sun at the Griffith Park observatory in Los Angeles, California, USA
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Two tweets put together. The first says they want you to get a job so you can't drive around for hours and notice The (capital T) Pattern (capital P). The second below it says honestly you regret trying to learn as much as I can about the world. Do not recognize the patterns you guys, you will get addicted to weed. All of this is super imposed over a still from one battle after another or Leonardo DiCaprio is having a frantic phone call on a pay phone
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Spending $60 American dollars to buy 3 movie tickets in 2025.
An old German man with a wheelbarrow stacked with cash during hyperinflation in the Weimar Republic
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This is literally why I moved to Tacoma. Also great place to be during the inevitable Balkanization. Move here!! Join us in Pacific Northwokistan!
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My boss didn't show up this morning so it looks like at least one person got raptured.
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Mute Neighbor @muteneighbor.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Never liked the original cover design I did for "Comfort Measures" so I put together a new one. RIYL bleak, nihilistic dystopian scifi. muteneighbor.gumroad.com/l/comfortmea...
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Comfort Measures
A couple facing an unrelenting, dire future heads to an appointment that changes their lives forever.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Guess who has 2 tits and neither of them have cancer?? I had surgery last week to remove something suspicious and didn't tell anyone but my d&d group and anyone who read my The Shrouds Letterboxd review. Now I'm telling Bluesky (aka no one) 🎉🎉🎉
A 41 year old woman in an exam room wearing one of them mental illness green gowns
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
A screenshot of Al Pacino holding a gun in a bank vault from the film Dog Day Afternoon
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
As someone who has purposefully avoided participating in the gig economy as much as possible for the last decade, I am here to tell you there's another way to live!
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Wearing a bathing suit under my clothes all day so I can jump straight into the ocean after work has me feeling like a teenager again.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
After spending a week back in Chicago and New Orleans, I am glad I'm not a drinker because I would absolutely feel like shit today. I still feel like shit because I haven't eaten a vegetable in 7 days and because I'm old, but those are manageable.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@neorsd.org I need to know your expert opinion about "flushable cat litter" please and thank you.
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Thanks for reading yall, this is my first feature back from leave
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We've been leaving the back door open so the strays can come party, but it's led to flies getting in our house. Rob's solution to this problem? Encouraging more spiders to come live inside.
A young white and grey tomcat lounging on a collection of old laptops on a shelf behind a couch in a very pink living room
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Meredith Plays Horn @meredithmoo25.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This was such a good read!
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404 Media @404media.co · 25/06/2025
Balatro Ported to the Gameboy Advance’s e-Reader 🔗 www.404media.co/balastro-por...
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Balatro Ported to the Gameboy Advance’s e-Reader
A software engineer made a version of the game that runs off code printed onto a small card.
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
That New York Times didn't even design a cool website! It's just "name a movie off the top of your head and type it in" so I did that myself on Letterboxd.
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Letterboxd list:
The people's joker, call me by your name, ex machina, in the mood for love, snowpiercer, the piano teacher, The fast and the furious, children of men, crouching tiger hidden dragon, Shaun of the Dead
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The year was 1993 and I also had the Batman Returns comforter with matching sheets on my bed.
1993 hit movie Rookie of the Year poster featuring Thomas Ian Nicholas's portrait in a blue baseball diamond
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Happy Father's Day to me because I convinced my dad to watch old live footage of Styx on YouTube instead of turning on the news
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Elisse LaRoche @summerelisse.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Thought I forgot how to read for a second before I realized the sign was in Tagalong. Man, it is only Tuesday. I'm not gonna make it through the week 😵‍💫
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
*sitting in a government reeducation camp talking about how much this fucking sucks* some random asshole: and you’re SURPRISED?
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