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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 49m

It's about the space between the bridge and the tour boat

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 1h

Woke up singing "I'm Lila Kedrova" to the tune of Melissa Etheridge's "I Want to Come Over" anyway gm

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 10h

"Dogs can be faggots too" is a sentence you might say while in WeHo

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 11h

I feel like no one wants to have the conversation that the undeniable best song of the 21st century is Natasha Bedingfield's Unwritten

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12h

New dog and middle dog have officially bonded

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 14h

My old dog explaining to my new dog that when Competent Dad is gone and they're left with me I will absolutely not be waking up at 530am to feed and walk them and they just have to wait around until 8am when my lazy ass finally gets up

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 20h

This is more about a guy crying because comic book superheroes "died"

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

Gypsy Rose killing her husband a few years after getting out of prison would honestly be so cunt

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 21h

🎶When the toxins take their hold, you'd rather die than let it go But if you're sick of him, I got you, I was patient zero 🎶

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like we need to start chiseling our best memes onto clay tablets or painting them on cave walls so future civilizations can know the glory of Go Piss Girl and Back Rolls?!?

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23h

After I saw whatever Avengers had the snap in it, after the credits a straight guy near me was sobbing uncontrollably and being comforted by his girlfriend ("Maybe they're not all dead??") Anyway he's going to commit seppuku in the theater when he sees this shit

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 23h

Wtf this is a rival dance company that Abby Lee Miller says will be the top competition at their 14th "nationals" of the year

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Car has been at the collision center getting assessed since wednesday but we just got confirmed for a paid rental car oh we are so back

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I def think I'm in my mid-life crisis but instead of buying a Porsche and fucking my secretary all I want to do is eat Simply Elizabeth granola and nap 3x a day

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pants and shorts fitting looser lately but I feel more zaftig than ever

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Tucker Carlson voice) What are we doing? What's going on?

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Guess it's time to find out of my life will suck without her

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sometimes I get on here and I don't know what to skeet bc it feels like we've talked about everything already and made all the jokes and used all the reply images of slightly obscure women in pop culture, like what else is there to say

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is also a phrase I say to myself whenever I look in the mirror

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm a Relm's theme girlie myself but Terra's is a close second! Also congrats king!! You're amazing!!

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But seriously Pittsburgh is great! Super underrated IMHO. And visually stunning! A look queen!

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Got into a fender bender last night on the freeway (not my fault) with two other vehicles (one ugly) on my way to pool league. After the car that caused it refused to give insurance and drove away I went on to eat shit in almost every game bc #adrenaline and #wtfjusthappened

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I (don't) feel very attacked!!! 🟩🟨🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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