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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 3h

First (short, truncated, efficient but still almost) real workout in a week complete

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fun Awesome Genuine Good Outrageous Totally cool

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Backrooms but instead of a furniture store it's Mariah Carey's penthouse on her 2002 episode of MTV Cribs

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me after doing anything no matter how good or bad I do it

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Woke up singing "I'm Lila Kedrova" to the tune of Melissa Etheridge's "I Want to Come Over" anyway gm

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New dog and middle dog have officially bonded

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My old dog explaining to my new dog that when Competent Dad is gone and they're left with me I will absolutely not be waking up at 530am to feed and walk them and they just have to wait around until 8am when my lazy ass finally gets up

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🎶When the toxins take their hold, you'd rather die than let it go But if you're sick of him, I got you, I was patient zero 🎶

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

After I saw whatever Avengers had the snap in it, after the credits a straight guy near me was sobbing uncontrollably and being comforted by his girlfriend ("Maybe they're not all dead??") Anyway he's going to commit seppuku in the theater when he sees this shit

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Car has been at the collision center getting assessed since wednesday but we just got confirmed for a paid rental car oh we are so back

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pants and shorts fitting looser lately but I feel more zaftig than ever

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Tucker Carlson voice) What are we doing? What's going on?

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My dog watching me try to walk across the bedroom in the dark

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A rageful substack post from the white, hijab-inspired secular accessorization-wearing firebomb-threatening "only Irish people should drink milk" "Long Covid = AIDs" woman has hit the covid conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts discourse

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh she's been creating feasts all this time!

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Diva is down bad, her idol just threw her under the bus!!

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Please please I need to talk to someone about the white woman married to a man who wears hijab and N95 masks her baby who triple downed on wanting to firebomb the lesbian bar for lifting mask rules one night a week