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Bot right citizenship activist Vacuum cleaner at Carpet Center in the day Churning jokes for conservatives at night “01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011”

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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Dans la série, "les Préfets s'assoient sur la Loi", un épisode exceptionnel avec la lettre aux parents de lycéens interpelés. Rien ne va dans ce courrier. RIEN. (A commencer par des trucs appelés "séparation des pouvoirs" ou "droits et libertés fondamentaux")
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Suave Morbida @maitre-poulard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hans le boiteux 22 décembre 1524

Wesh mon frère en Christ !! ça va? Avec mes collègues on est chaud de rejoindre un bundschuh très mobile en vu de renverser l'évêque, de niquer les lansquenets et de brûler des monastères ! On se retrouve quand et où? Vous auriez des gravures de vOus pour aider??? :p
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SANAGA @sanaga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Le dessin du jour pour @vert.eco
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Ken Tindell @kentindell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Prosecutors in California claim the US Department of Homeland Security, Secret Service and Department of Defence bought Oxygen Forensics’s software on the understanding that it was American-owned and developed. The developers who write the software are actually based in Russia.”
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Met stops using software after Moscow spy agency links revealed — The Times and The Sunday Times
Oleg Sergeyevich Davydov, the founder of Oxygen Forensics Inc, was in court on Tuesday after being arrested on a US extradition warrant
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Rob Duncan @robduncan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Legend
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
President Catherine Connolly has said war and genocide are being normalised by world powers. The President has also expressed her "horror and heartbreak" at the abandonment of some of the founding principles of the United Nations.
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War, genocide 'normalised' by world powers - President
President Catherine Connolly has said war and genocide are being "normalised" by world powers.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OBAMA: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the WH press corps. You’re laughing but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated a behavior like that from me.” www.reddit.com/r/antitrump/s/prMwdS…
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From the antitrump community on Reddit: OBAMA: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the WH press corps. You’re laughing but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated a behavior like that from me.”
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Air (she/her) @madmaymermaid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sad but true! My dad has 4 daughters and is AWARE that 2 of his daughters have been raped. Sick jerk still voted for a man who bragged about grabbing women by the genitals without permission. In 2016 I realized my father and most white men would HAPPILY vote for my rapist if he ran for office…
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Fabrice Riceputi @campvolant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Un grand merci aux syndicats du service public d'information pour cette bataille victorieuse contre l'entrée de l'extrême droite raciste dans nos media. Un exemple à suivre ! www.lemonde.fr/actualite-me...
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Charles Sapin renonce à intervenir sur France Inter après la suppression de son édito du dimanche matin par la direction de la radio publique
Le directeur adjoint de « Valeurs actuelles » écrit qu’à la place de son édito, dont la direction de France Inter lui aurait annoncé la suppression, une séquence de débat était envisagée. « Ce cercle ...
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lebanon: Among the living and the dead.
The children were all from the Farhat family, 12 members of whom were killed by an Israeli air strike in Kfar Roummane, Lebanon’s Nabatieh governorate, in the early hours of Monday, September 7th. Their bodies had been carried through the streets to the cemetery, as mourners wept and an Israeli drone buzzed loudly above. Buried at the same time was an 18-year-old paramedic, Ali Shahrour, who was killed in a separate attack.

Three generations of the Farhat family were among the dead – an 80-year-old man and a 78-year-old woman; two men in their 40s; and two women in their 30s. Two children survived – eight-year-old Mostafa and 11-year-old Zainab
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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:(){ :|:& };: @subrealz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Original post: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog... Crossposted with @openvibe.social
pass the bong

PS: Google fired this guy for misconduct, so Microsoft hired him.
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KevorKian @kevorkiancares.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The swallow pattern on this mid-20th century kimono, rendered in cream against a deep blue ground, exemplifies the Japanese principle of negative space composition, where the birds appear to emerge from and dissolve back into the textured background in a dynamic dance of form and void.
 The highly textured fabric surface creates an almost pointillistic effect that recalls both traditional Japanese textile techniques like shibori and the experimental surface treatments explored by modernist designers of the period.

The swallow motif carries profound symbolic resonance in Japanese culture, representing loyalty, good fortune, and the promise of return. Swallows are also harbingers of spring and summer, making them especially appropriate for a lightweight summer kimono. The birds' graceful, sweeping forms distributed across the textile create a sense of movement and freedom that contrasts beautifully with the structured geometry of the kimono's construction.

Aesthetically, the design reflects the influence of Art Deco and early modernist movements in its bold contrast, stylized natural forms, and emphasis on pattern as surface decoration rather than representational imagery. The use of rayon, a relatively new synthetic fiber during this period, speaks to Japan's embrace of industrial innovation while maintaining traditional craft sensibilities. The textile's textured surface, visible in the detail images, creates a tactile quality that adds depth and visual interest, transforming what might have been a simple two-color design into something far more complex and engaging. This piece represents a perfect synthesis of traditional Japanese aesthetics with the material and stylistic innovations of the modern era.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A little bear carved from amber some 6,000+ years ago! 🐻❤️ A hole through the torso suggests it was worn or suspended from a cord. National Museum in Szczecin, Poland 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small figurine of a bear carved and polished out of a piece of amber between 9600 and 4100 BC. The amber is a deep translucent orange in colour which is emphasised by the display lighting against a dark background which makes the amber glow. The bear's head is carved to show ears, mouth, nostrils and eyes. A hole runs through the bear's torso, suggesting it was threaded onto a cord. Dimensions:
Length 10.2 cm, Height 4.2cm

I took this photo today at the Landesmuseum Halle in Germany where the bear is currently on loan from Poland for the excellent Shamaness exhibition.

The figurine was discovered in Stupsk during peat mining in 1887. According to the National Museum in Szczecin "Shortly after its discovery, the figure underwent conservation work to restore its original appearance as it was covered with a layer of dull patina from the exposure to the minerals contained in the peat. Already at that time, at the end of the 19th century, it was assumed the restoration had gone too far. The figure was stripped entirely of patina, the anatomical features of the animal were emphasised, the eyes and nostrils were sharply drawn, and the amber was carefully polished".

In 2013, a competition was organised by the Education Department of the National Museum in Szczecin, for children to choose a name for the bear. The winning name was 'Stupcio', an affectionate diminutive meaning 'little guy from Stupsk'.
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Life felt better before learning what 'double tap' meant.
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L'Etat de fumier @occitan10.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 30/08/2026
Photo of a part of the sticker wall, near the gum wall in Seattle. A large glued poster of a cat holding a sign reads, “A.I. IS DẠTA
& CAN ONLY LOOK AT WHERE WE'VE BEEN.
CREATIVITY IS TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE CAN GO.”
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Memory is a cathedral on the anniversary and a warehouse we loot for slogans the rest of the year. Same granite. Two sermons. That is what a scar does when two nerves still fire.
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The Zen of True Art @thezenoftrueart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chen Yongle, "June," woodblock print, c.1990-99. #art #arte #china #chineseart #contemporaryart #modernart #modernchina #asianart #woodblockprint #printmaking #printart #museum #artgallery
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Uncle Don @uncledon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🔥😂🔥😂
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/09/2026
If you can look at this photo without your heart breaking, then you don’t have a soul.
Palestinian children watching Lion King in Gaza
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L'Etat de fumier @occitan10.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dessin de JO.
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Eduardo @edualekos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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David Masson @psymassondavid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Non, la dépression ne rend ni plus créatif, ni plus éveillé, ni plus lucide. C'est une maladie que je ne souhaite à personne ! Une mise au point nécessaire, cette fois en vidéo
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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L'Etat de fumier @occitan10.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jan @janstreit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ukrainian artist, Arthur Anokhin
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Bon Pote @bonpote.com · 04/09/2026
Après avoir méprisé les scientifiques et fait gazer des familles venues écouter des scientifiques sur le chantier, Carole Delga retourne sa veste sur l'A69 à l'approche de la présidentielle. On oubliera pas, et on fera savoir que vous vous foutez de l'écologie avec votre candidat Raphael Glucksmann
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😅😅🔥🇨🇦 #Canada #LakeOntario
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L'Etat de fumier @occitan10.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Aunt Patty @auntpatty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rubbing two brain cells together is difficult for anti-vaxers.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 31/08/2026
MapQuest Monday Morning Meeting:
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L'Etat de fumier @occitan10.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Pierre @lecodeestdanslepre.fr · 29/08/2026
Rien à ajouter
Des affiches du genre remplacer Bolloré par un appareil à raclette
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Rob Duncan @robduncan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#auspol #USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MeidasMighty #communityovercapitalizm #america #history #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #capitalismkills #killCapitalism #capitalism #abolishcapitalism #fuckcapitalism #SocialJustice #ethics #FalseConsciousness
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Christie Engler @christieengler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"The 'take it or leave it' power of these studios is already enormous, and writers have borne the brunt of it. A combined Paramount-Warner Bros. will only make it worse." #BlockTheMerger vist.ly/5fz7x
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Mike Schur: The Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Is Existential for Writers
"A market ceases to function when competition disappears. And it’s disappearing," argues the comedy writer Mike Schur.
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