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Stuwaldy

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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I fucking love big coat season.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A classic
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it gets banned it'll just go underground. If it's legalised then we can tax and regulate it. This is 95% of all debate around banning anything, regardless of what it is.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New venue. Great band. Panic Shack as the opener at New Century Locker. DJ Yoda at The Ritz tomorrow
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's late - are they paying Amol night rate? #liquidgold #Traitors
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did it return any results?
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another meeting that could have been an email. Or stone tablet.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy Sunday folks. I believe that the correct term in modern parlance would be ......bangin'
A perfectly done  roast chicken, with ace roasties and Yorkshire puddings
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you let loose at a school performance 😊 Zoomies on Drums 🥁 🌟
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gonna be a very intimate gig
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know how a good copper finds Guinness thieves? He waits. That's what he does
A picture of a pint of Guinness with a headline about 70000 pints being stolen
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From the state of most of them it appears she's attending a look-a-like convention
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Same vibe
A bottle of wine with a label featuring a Christlike figure and the text 'THIS USED TO BE WATER' 'AD 35'
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We've booked for Y Not next year, but sprung the extra dosh for flushing toilets and hot showers - we have become 'those people'
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you x Only really hurt on the boney bits.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Someone needs to do a really sweaty Beatles podcast called 'Being For The Benefit Of Mr Cunt!'
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Had an glow up!!
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Been watching the Paul Heaton night on BBC2 and this from the New York Times is a pretty perfect description of Beautiful South (and Paul in general) "music by Mary Poppins, lyrics by Charles Manson"
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
1, 5, 2
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think the main question is.. who's corrupt enough to take over from Infantino?
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Think of the Nectar points you'd get
A picture of an Argos store with the headline 'Sainsbury's agrees to sell Argos for £120m'
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An AI generated image of an aged Tom Cruise in his Cole Trickle racing gear on a mobility scooter
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Burnham out!
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If any of the Argentine players still want to punch anyone.......
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Both statements can be true 😎
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"The task was simple Pandora, just don't open the box. Fuck me Alex, is there no hope?" "Well Greg, if you watch this clip closely"
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hydration break
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tbh, if someone had pitched you a WC final covered in smog, divided into 4 quarters, with a half hour half time show curated by Chris Martin and Trump presenting the trophy as 'an art installation on how grim modern life is' you would have said "That's a bit too on the nose"
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's definitely not Buenos Aires?
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration break
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hydration break
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I want it following him for the next few weeks. Every now and then you just get a shot of him, looking defeated and sobbing, interrupting whatever you're watching. Mid Antiques Roadshow.... RonaldoCam
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 06/07/2026
I've got Portugal in the sweepstake, but I'd burn the cash to see that preening fucking ponce snapped in half.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He's a ridiculous giant man child goal machine
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hydration break
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Take the lyrics off the Brazilian anthem and you've got a theme for a BBC sitcom that never aired
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Friday be good to me
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
SHAFT!! You're damn right
A picture of a ship, with a headline "WHO says Hantavirus linked to ship is over"
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You're also dead modest
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It was his own fault for asking someone to "Take me out"
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well done Ecuador. Their manager can now concentrate on the plans for Nakatomi Plaza!
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A rare red heat warning
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He always puts me in mind of one of those lads on Piccadilly Gardens who'd try to sell you knocked off aftershave out of a carrier bag
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I never went to university, but this seems like an awfully big bottle
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ah, Sicily you've been beautiful
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Stuwaldy @stuwaldy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A mock up Star Trek title card, for an episode titled "I LIKE IT WARM, BUT NOT THIS WARM"
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