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@stumpyz.bsky.social
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Heather Flowers game incoming
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My partner has had to integrate various LLM services into her work due to mandate. She has given it multiple chances to do anything beyond "rearrange data" and it fails almost every damn time. It even fails rearranging data so often that I think it would've been fired if it were a person.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Start making tracks with a drop that is the daily special Get a solid minute of buildup to just hear "Half off pork loins this week, aisle 8" into the gnarliest auditory overload you can make
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want to know how this person operated pre-LLM. Did they just stumble around and hoped for the best, or what?
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Depends on whether they believe it gives them the moral high ground or not. Most likely, they'll clutch pearls for a week, then somehow compare this to "Sleepy Joe".
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fully canon in my book now
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Knuckles Knuckles The Echidna
ALT: Knuckles Knuckles The Echidna
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seeing the Shadow game like
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Zaunvi Caitvitwt Reaction Meme
ALT: Zaunvi Caitvitwt Reaction Meme
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I recently got a Lectric XP4 that's been pretty nice on multiple types of terrain. I can't say for anything beyond unkept dirt bike paths though. If their tricycle is anything like the bike though, I would say it's worth looking into.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Now Rahul, what did you promise about rage posting?" "I have to play nice until I retire..." "That's right, now put whatever you're typing in the Rage Graveyard and put the phone down"
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I love seeing what you're up to, because you have whimsy with what you make. I started following you because of Unfair Flips, and I always want to see more of your "this might be stupid, but...." ideas
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The screaming Padawans on the Force Bus were a choice, for sure
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
As far as I understand, it was less of wanting Massie to win and more of wanting to see if repubs are finally done listening to the senile in the white house. Phil DeFranco did a great breakdown on this last night youtu.be/ofQHpeiTIVU
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The sheer lack of media literacy in tech bros/"innovators" hurts me deeply. Honestly, I started getting annoyed by it back with Soylent, but at least the founders were aware and named it ironically. I don't think the new wave of "What If It Was Named The Bad Thing?" has that same irony with it.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If you can't find a solution online easily, I highly suggest looking into Asian food markets, especially locally-owned ones. The owner will likely know exactly what you need and have it in stock. Asian food markets are also just generally great places to shop at!
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ah yes, the "Finger Chopper 1400"
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's such a weird feeling to have played a game for hundreds of hours and know that it'll almost never see the light of day.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
2Sub2Nautica
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Alaina Wood @thegarbagequeen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
GOOD NEWS: 59 countries have agreed to develop national roadmaps for phasing out fossil fuels after attending the first ever conference aimed at phasing out fossil fuels in Santa Marta, Colombia.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Bug report: 1.) Click link 2.) Read tutorial 3.) Start a game Expected Result: Enjoy a simple Minesweeper game for a round Actual result: Lose two hours of time in an instant Love little games like this, can't wait to lose more time to this!
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Reading this and feeling my "RT drama" sense tingling again
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a man says it was a little triggering in front of a sign that says schitts creek
Alt: David from Schitt's Creek saying "It was a little triggering. Traumatizing."
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This, 1000%. I'm currently going to be seeing if I can take over a manager position for a volunteer composting program. I genuinely believe that it's going to offer me more stable income than the games industry right now. At least I know there's a demand for the position beyond this year.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I felt downright offended reading that, I still love a good fluffernutter to this day.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is a really cool topic to deep dive on, and I appreciate the research put into this! Great article to intro me to your writing!
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Why yes, we *do* always have spotlights behind the camera and hanging above the subject of every shot! Just like real life!"
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a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Honestly, the Necromancer has been super fun for me, especially using the summon as a meat shield while stacking Doom on enemies.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
Alt: David Rose from Schitt's Creek sadly nods his head. The word "Yup" is under him
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Pure speculation, but a PC would be able to play games on the device. I'm concerned that this one might not.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Welcome to buying tech for the next few years, sadly. DRAM prices/availability getting screwed by AI demand means that neither are going to be stable for a while. Unfortunately, the rule of thumb right now is "Buy it when you see it, because the price will probably be worse tomorrow."
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Wonder if this trend of "Do extraordinary numbers in a week or die" will continue. Hard enough for me trying to get back into the industry as-is, let alone this precedent being set.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This gives me real "low INT build Na'vi" vibes and I'm here for it
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Saw this and immediately heard Kumail Nanjiani's "Night Thoughts" bit. "What do you mean, 'geriatric cat'? Look at her! She's just a baby! Write that down on your stupid chart!"
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh, forgot to mention the duct tape
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Egg timer?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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a cartoon duck is writing in a notebook with a pencil
Alt: a cartoon duck is writing in a notebook with a pencil
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I'm so sorry for your loss, I hope you can take the time you need to grieve.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Echoing this, because my wife has been utilizing network book orders as she's been reading again. It's also great if you're not the "chores around town" partner, because most libraries don't care what name is on the card as long as you present one.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I saw the email and got furious. Gee, thanks for reminding me that I *still* don't have a job
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This is exactly the same frustration I have as a games QA. We're usually brought in late and can only get surface-level or "how is this not already fixed" bugs resolved. I hope studios will start understanding that game dev needs *full* teams, not sections at a time.
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Slashley Cooper 🔪 @ashleycooper.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This might be a hot take, but if you don't want games to be overtaken by AI slop, you have to choose not to play games that spotlight it. Companies don't care that you wag your finger, they care that you withhold your money and attention.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I've been using Tidal for a while and it works really well. It also pays artists better than Spotify. I've also heard good things about Deezer, but I have no hands-on experience with it.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Money can't buy you a personality. Musk will now and forever be the perfect example of this.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
*agonized scream from the engine*
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Anyone below a manager is a peon, and therefore does not count"
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Gen @genmasho.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
A poster that says
Did you see:
-a tent in the woods?
-someone shoplifting?
-a person sleeping in their car?
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
people are struggling don't make it worse
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"But I'm a visiting admiral! I'm an alien ambassador! I'm vital to a planet surviving!" Congrats, you bought yourself five lines of dialogue with one character. Use it wisely.
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Jon @stumpyz.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
They're called "thigh bags" and they're revolutionary
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