Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026@finnnikkifire.bsky.social I finally come back to BlueSky and I miss all the fun! 😭😉 010
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesZoe @ripley-gm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025So showing the diversity? - Thirsty Sword Lesbians - Mothership - Lancer - Break!! 0113
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off 137130222113
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesRise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025GM Tip: Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world. They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted. They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced. They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis. 1430760
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/10/2025Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decorationtheonion.comDiplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost DecorationWASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an... 272450437
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025After a couple of pivots I’m at a bar that is very familiar but before everyone else. I think I time traveled here. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I can't find the document that details every super hero and super villain I made for my super powered setting. I know i didn't delete it. I just can't find it. I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it. Super cool. 000
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 28/09/2025MASS WORLD PROTESTS THREAD:👇🧵 The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world! Did you hear about any of them? I dug up some videos:👇🧵 24625290
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Oh snap it’s October?? Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt. 010
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesBurrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2025quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric 303138092762
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Getting silly on my Substack, check out proper Genie protocol blakerton.substack.com/p/the-correc...blakerton.substack.comThe Correct Way to Make Genie WishesA helpful guide for the wish-anxious! 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Finally watching Almost Famous (thanks being ever so slightly under the weather) thanks to Kanopy, the movie streaming library app! 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Interesting read, it's giving me something to chew on as an armchair philospher and person living in this hellscape that is America. open.substack.com/pub/resistre...open.substack.comTrump’s Dictatorship Is Failing—PROVE ME WRONGAn essay full of realistic optimism 020
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Why the crap does my nose always run when I sit at this PARTICULAR table in me coffeeshop? Is it cursed? Am I cursed?? 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Holy shit. This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure. 010
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps. 2024461140
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesKara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Exactly this 7223640310521
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2025It sucks so bad when you're writing something and as you're typing you can tell it's-not BAD but just, not where it needs to be- but you put the words down so you can work with something as opposed to nothing. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Just sang my usual song at karaoke, “Float On” by Modest Mouse at a bar 3 blocks away. Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse. Either way, terribly flattering. 000
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025bet sharks accidentally eating humans instead of seals is like biting into a raisin cookie expecting it to be chocolate chip. 1641472
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Doing a lil “rage like you’re 20” run till Sunday then shutting down all drinking, spending money, non-writing and day job crap for the rest of August. I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025The sweat game I’m playing? I’m coming in first place bay-beee. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Truly some of my greatest work. And by greatest I mean frustratingly stupid. open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...open.substack.comI'm Going to Coordinate the Live Action Dog AvengersHollywood sucks now, so who cares? 020
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Damn. These Triscuits are hitting just right. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Oh yeah. Super early next day flight. It was a massive relief to be home in my own bed. Though I’m still shorter tempered than normal. I think getting my routine back will help 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025They gave me the card with info to call or get online. The woman on the phone, Olivia, was phenomenal. It was a bummer. 200
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Long story short, poor communication regarding a flight cancellation, I learned of it trying to board the cancelled flight, general travel headache. 100
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It’s nice being anonymous b/c I can bitch and drag Delta airline’s name all I want in a drunken rage and I won’t get any real flack. 110
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 03/08/2025That feeling when you can’t find your wallet and you realize you can’t even picture the last time you saw it is pretty bad. It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat. 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025You got it exactly, by the 3rd cup I’m getting tired of mixing in my honey and creamer 😂 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025This breakfast sandwich I made is so good I gotta take a shower after 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I have a specific coffee mug when I’m feeling “aesthetically comfy” even if I never take a picture. 110
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Give that bagpipe player any damn thing he wants. / 1250223774142
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Anytime I think “This sounds too much like I wrote it.” I think about how Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, and Wes Anderson have distinctly written dialogue and I love it. 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Welp, guess I’m binge watching Taskmaster today 😅 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025This is the best set up/punchline delivery I’ve seen in a while. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Named a Loxodon (elephant person) Piktor and honestly pretty proud of it. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025First off, shoutout to @b0dashk-ivy.bsky.social for being cool and I wanted to make sure you (and all of BlueSky) knew about my latest Substack post! blakerton.substack.com/p/hold-on-cl...blakerton.substack.comHold on. Clark Kent is Superman??That's news to me! (image from Screenrant) 010
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Listening to the newest Kesha album while writing a pitch for Jaws going to college and I'm not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did. 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Finally getting back into cooking and I’ve got the “cook chicken so it’s not pink but isn’t cardboard” skill tree unlocked! 000
Reposted by Stuff Blake DoesDavid Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025(•_•) <) )╯Trans women are women. / \ (•_•) \( (> Trans men are men. / \ (•_•) <) )╯Non-binary people are non-binary. / \ Transphobic assholes can go fuck themselves 15929117
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I’ve learned something important working in a warehouse during various heatwaves. Yes, it’s gross and we’re all sweaty and exhausted. You know what makes it worse though? Constantly complaining about it. Just shut up and suffer through, taking breaks as needed! 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I’ll be sure to drop a link for it! I’ll even let you know so you don’t miss it! Now I have to make sure it’s extra good! 😅 100
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025When realized how to approach it I got very excited and am looking forward to writing it this week! 100
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025A little tease for my next Substack article. What do you mean, “Clark Kent is Superman? They are absolutely not! Are they…?” 100
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025media.tenor.coma cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in whiteALT: a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white 000
Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I SHOULD rotate but I keep Cholula in the pantry. Sometimes I’ll add Sriacha but that’s typically for my ramen 100