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Stuff Blake Does

@stuffblakedoes.bsky.social
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Writer, Game Master (Pathfinder 2e, Monster of the Week, D&D 5e) and I physically can’t stop making puns. My Substack: fiction, humor, film reviews! open.substack.com/pub/blakerton?r=z…

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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@finnnikkifire.bsky.social I finally come back to BlueSky and I miss all the fun! 😭😉
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Zoe @ripley-gm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
So showing the diversity? - Thirsty Sword Lesbians - Mothership - Lancer - Break!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
GM Tip: Narrate failures through the competence of the PCs against a hazardous world. They're a skilled thief, but the trap is rusted. They have a glib tongue, but the guard is already being coerced. They're strong, but even a giant couldn't lift this portcullis.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/10/2025
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
After a couple of pivots I’m at a bar that is very familiar but before everyone else. I think I time traveled here.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I can't find the document that details every super hero and super villain I made for my super powered setting. I know i didn't delete it. I just can't find it. I KNOW I had it as a Microsoft Word document, but since I don't have word anymore i guess I don't get to have it. Super cool.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 28/09/2025
MASS WORLD PROTESTS THREAD:👇🧵 The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. While 90% of media (owned by 6 billionaires) were focusing on getting teachers fired for calling Kirk a nazi… there were mass protests all over the world! Did you hear about any of them? I dug up some videos:👇🧵
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Oh snap it’s October?? Better get the cauldron out of the garage and see where I can get some eye of newt.
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Burrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Getting silly on my Substack, check out proper Genie protocol blakerton.substack.com/p/the-correc...
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The Correct Way to Make Genie Wishes
A helpful guide for the wish-anxious!
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Finally watching Almost Famous (thanks being ever so slightly under the weather) thanks to Kanopy, the movie streaming library app!
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Interesting read, it's giving me something to chew on as an armchair philospher and person living in this hellscape that is America. open.substack.com/pub/resistre...
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Trump’s Dictatorship Is Failing—PROVE ME WRONG
An essay full of realistic optimism
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Why the crap does my nose always run when I sit at this PARTICULAR table in me coffeeshop? Is it cursed? Am I cursed??
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Holy shit. This cold brew actually might fix me. Better keep drinking it to be sure.
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Exactly this
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It sucks so bad when you're writing something and as you're typing you can tell it's-not BAD but just, not where it needs to be- but you put the words down so you can work with something as opposed to nothing.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just sang my usual song at karaoke, “Float On” by Modest Mouse at a bar 3 blocks away. Two women asked me if I was IN Modest Mouse partly for the singing and because I LOOK like a dude who would be in Modest Mouse. Either way, terribly flattering.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
bet sharks accidentally eating humans instead of seals is like biting into a raisin cookie expecting it to be chocolate chip.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Doing a lil “rage like you’re 20” run till Sunday then shutting down all drinking, spending money, non-writing and day job crap for the rest of August. I gotta get back to Tutorial Mode Blake, before all the mods.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The sweat game I’m playing? I’m coming in first place bay-beee.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Truly some of my greatest work. And by greatest I mean frustratingly stupid. open.substack.com/pub/blakerto...
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I'm Going to Coordinate the Live Action Dog Avengers
Hollywood sucks now, so who cares?
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Damn. These Triscuits are hitting just right.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Oh yeah. Super early next day flight. It was a massive relief to be home in my own bed. Though I’m still shorter tempered than normal. I think getting my routine back will help
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
They gave me the card with info to call or get online. The woman on the phone, Olivia, was phenomenal. It was a bummer.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Long story short, poor communication regarding a flight cancellation, I learned of it trying to board the cancelled flight, general travel headache.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It’s nice being anonymous b/c I can bitch and drag Delta airline’s name all I want in a drunken rage and I won’t get any real flack.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I miss typing on my laptop!!
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
That feeling when you can’t find your wallet and you realize you can’t even picture the last time you saw it is pretty bad. It’s cool, I found mine in the car, somehow stuffed between the console and the driver’s seat.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You got it exactly, by the 3rd cup I’m getting tired of mixing in my honey and creamer 😂
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This breakfast sandwich I made is so good I gotta take a shower after
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I have a specific coffee mug when I’m feeling “aesthetically comfy” even if I never take a picture.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Give that bagpipe player any damn thing he wants. /
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Anytime I think “This sounds too much like I wrote it.” I think about how Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, and Wes Anderson have distinctly written dialogue and I love it.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Welp, guess I’m binge watching Taskmaster today 😅
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is the best set up/punchline delivery I’ve seen in a while.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Named a Loxodon (elephant person) Piktor and honestly pretty proud of it.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
First off, shoutout to @b0dashk-ivy.bsky.social for being cool and I wanted to make sure you (and all of BlueSky) knew about my latest Substack post! blakerton.substack.com/p/hold-on-cl...
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Hold on. Clark Kent is Superman??
That's news to me! (image from Screenrant)
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Listening to the newest Kesha album while writing a pitch for Jaws going to college and I'm not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did.
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Finally getting back into cooking and I’ve got the “cook chicken so it’s not pink but isn’t cardboard” skill tree unlocked!
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
(•_•) <) )╯Trans women are women. / \ (•_•) \( (> Trans men are men. / \ (•_•) <) )╯Non-binary people are non-binary. / \ Transphobic assholes can go fuck themselves
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’ve learned something important working in a warehouse during various heatwaves. Yes, it’s gross and we’re all sweaty and exhausted. You know what makes it worse though? Constantly complaining about it. Just shut up and suffer through, taking breaks as needed!
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’ll be sure to drop a link for it! I’ll even let you know so you don’t miss it! Now I have to make sure it’s extra good! 😅
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
When realized how to approach it I got very excited and am looking forward to writing it this week!
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
A little tease for my next Substack article. What do you mean, “Clark Kent is Superman? They are absolutely not! Are they…?”
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
ALT: a cat with its mouth open and the words mindblown written in white
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Stuff Blake Does @stuffblakedoes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I SHOULD rotate but I keep Cholula in the pantry. Sometimes I’ll add Sriacha but that’s typically for my ramen
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