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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

My favorite pass time is sitting on the couch at the clurb and watching people to figure out what drugs they be on.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

When their username says “cumdump” but their face says “pity fuck”.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I bought a pregnancy pillow (cause who needs to be held by a man at night when you can be held by a pillow?) but my firstborn son has decided to lay claim to it.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Post a female character you love Jenna Maroney

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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

She calls herself a barbie but looks like a cabbage patch kid

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

For all my flat booty bitches out there, just remember, a pancake is still a cake!

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Decided to fuck around and now I can’t eat grapefruit.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I once told a man I loved him and he said “I know”. I’ve since learned to never love men.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

“Are you guys together?” No, he’s violently unattracted to me.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

My new favorite Pokemon. I will be taking no notes:

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Btw, did anyone see the Mega Malamar drop?

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I don’t agree with violence. But I do agree with karma.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I need a Barb & Star and a Kath & Kim crossover. This would complete me.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Being responsible for the environment means that I don’t buy my dildos wholesale. I thrift them.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I’m sorry, but if you have a Disney tattoo, we’re most likely not fucking. It’s not you, it’s the mouse.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

My love language is acts of desperation.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I prefer ket over coke due to the disassociation. You can’t panic when you’re not really there.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I started taking a new multivitamin pack that has testosterone boosting adaptogens in it, and let’s just say… they be working. 🥵

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Today’s hot take: Sniffies is not a site for cruising. It’s just Grindr with a map.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Calling your WiFi “Virginity is Cool” does not stop me from hacking in and infecting all of your hard drives with viruses. (This is an actual name of a WiFi on my university campus.)

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Sometimes I’ll randomly drop lore about myself to people and then I get confused when they stare at me dumbfounded. Supposedly my “lore” is something called “childhood trauma” and my “confusion” is something called “incongruent emotional response”, but I could be completely wrong on that.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Things I love to do; post mentally ill content and list things in thirds.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

If reincarnation is real, then what the fuck do I keep doing wrong in order to keep coming back like this?

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

“I want you to breed me” or whatever it was Calvin Harris made a song about.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I’m at that age where I’d rather go take a nap than waste my time with mediocre dick.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I’m bout to crowdsource my fucking will to live.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

“You will never look at another woman again.” - Medusa’s Tinder Bio

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Top? Bottom? Verse? Honey, I’m commission. 💅🏻

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Collab idea for a movie: “Naked Top Gun”. It’s just a really bad C rate porno.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

When I’m an old man, you best believe I’mma be pulling my hearing aids out to shut a bitch up.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Ford F-350 Super DUTY??? Sorry I thought it was pronounced Super Douchey.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Drag appropriation; I’m doing tongue pops, but never death drops.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Men preaching “It’s NOT ‘Your body, your choice’!” while simultaneously lacking foreskin, have truly missed the message of “Your body, your choice”. #womansrights #menswrongs #bodyautonomy

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

What do you mean I can run an emulator on my MacBook, Sidecar it to my AppleTV, and use my Bluetooth PS4 controller to play it, all so I can squeeze a little bit more dopamine out of one of my childhood favorites?! #retroarch #pokemon #soulsilver #nintendods

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Misa Misa and Light from Death Note perfectly illustrated why Grimes and Elon Musk never would have worked out. Nothing will ruin a weird girl with an interesting personal style’s life faster, than a situationship with a gay republican.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

If there’s one thing I don’t know, it’s anything.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

I need a nap, a burrito, and a dick, and I don’t care what order they come in.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I hate how they taught us about the atrocities of Nazi Germany in school as a way to make sure that it never happens again, and now as an adult I have to sit here like a cuck and watch it happen again.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

This is not “hot” as many men in the videos comments are saying, it’s SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Not just to white shorts, but to other people in the aisle and store, and to the employee. And to all the guys dogging on the employee, GROW UP. She did the right thing.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I get that cruising is a time honored tradition in the gay community that many still participate in, but sometimes people take it way too far. Cruising is sussing out a guy and potentially finding a secluded spot to mess around in. It’s NOT blatantly and obviously trying to hookup in public.

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Me waking from a dream where someone says “Pig, you’re so beautiful,” and then in an Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator voice I say “Madness and illusion, baby.”

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pROBlem @studbuddydudeman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

So when conservatives say that they’re going to “own the libs” I don’t think they truly understand what they’re committing to. Here’s my feeding schedule, I prefer dark quiet places, walks are fine but I’ll need an incentive (iced coffee) or we ain’t going anywhere, and don’t wake me before noon.

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