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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 21h
here's Thursday's post: "We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us." Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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We’ve endured ten long years of this shit. Lucky us.
Preznit Fuckwit claims ‘he can do whatever he wants, if he wants.’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19h
yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P
Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny.

Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole.

Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day.

‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’

Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 17h
#ICE has ruined our nation! 🤬 #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 17h
We snuggled and got #Cozy in our sleeping bag Under the #full #moon. - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 17h
Most of (rhymes with) Chump’s Staff have violated the #Hatch Act many times! 🤬 - Haiku by Stu #haiikufeels
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
I solved the 10/08/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 2:05!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
I solved the 10/08/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:48!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
Connections Puzzle #1215 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 21h
​Connections: Sports Edition #745 Green first today: 47% 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O
This is not normal behavior. This is some sick psychopathic shit. It staggers the mind that the chief executive of our country not only can’t be bothered to pretend to care — he genuinely has no clue why he should care.

Seriously, if Donny can’t eat it, or fuck it, or make money off of it, he has no use for it — and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make him care about it.

What an asshole.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
here's today's post: "Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass" — what’s Donny packing back there? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Breaking: World’s biggest asshole has world’s most ginormous ass
What’s Donny packing back there?
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A #chill wind blew down the street. #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Take #comfort knowing #Sowing one’s wild oats is a Youth’s rite of passage. - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Five of five dentists Agree: Tooth #decay is good For their businesses! - Haiku by Stu #haikufeels
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I solved the 10/07/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:49!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #744 Today's solve rate: 71% 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
our fucked-up president invites Iran to 'take out' Los Angeles and San Diego, and our shithole press can't be bothered to say one word about it. what in the actual fuck? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head once again explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3VuDJA0
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of Donny Says Stupid Shit, the show where our Very Special President gets away with blurting out the kind of crazypants dumbfuckery that would immediately end the political career of any mere mortal who said the same thing.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's Tuesday's post: "No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego" — What the fuck is wrong with this guy? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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No biggie, it’s just our shithole president, inviting Iran to ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No #rain today, but just wait… #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I #groan thinking of Winter coming, and the long Wait until #warm #sun. 😢🙄 - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wouldn’t harm a Human or an animal… Except scorpions! - Haiku by Stu #haikufeels #harm
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I solved the 10/06/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:53!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1213 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #743 Average mistakes today: 2.3 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways." Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit: still a moron, still insane, still a loser. Let us count the ways.
Another batshit rally goes straight off the rails.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donny held another batshit rally last night, and he's too fucking narcissistic to understand just how badly he's screwing up the GOP's midterm chances. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I throw my head back in laughter. link is here: bit.ly/4hreRl7
The bottom line is that who gives a shit what memes I use to mock the fuckery. All that matters is that Donny is super toxic right now. He’s massively unpopular — even among the GOP — and every time he shows up at one of these shittacular rallies, he just digs himself and his party deeper.

We’re at the point where Republicans up for reelection don’t want this guy coming around and fucking up their chances. It’s pretty much only the perennial losers and bottom-feeders like Ramaswamy who are still sucking up to Dear Leader.

Shoot that shit straight into my veins.

Get out and vote on November 3rd. It’ll ruin Donny’s day. I promise.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
UPDATE: 11:33 EST: it has come to my attention that the image of Piss-Drunk Pete at the top of today's post was generated by a six-fingered plagiarism robot and is NOT REAL. This is why I should never write a post when I’m sleep-deprived. Sorry, everyone. I will vow to do better. —Jeff T.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
here's Monday's post: "What the fuck is this?" — How did we Nazi this coming? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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What the fuck is this?
How did we Nazi this coming?
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stomp your foot, and #storm away! #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t #cloud my ebullient mood! #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Vivid are childhood Memories of watching the #Clouds pass overhead. - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Mulberry-scented Candles help to keep the #night #Chill away from me. - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Afterglow - when the Long-lingering embers no Longer produce light. - Haiku by Stu #haikufeels #glow
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One deodorant Brand starts to lose its oomph - you Smell kind of Ban-ish… 😉 - Haiku by Stu #haikufeels #banish
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1212 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I solved the 10/05/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:55!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #742 Average mistakes today: 2 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans are genuinely mystified as to why they've lost the support of Hispanic voters. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I try to explain to these idiots, using very small words that even MAGA can understand. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
It’s a no-brainer. You can’t have state-sponsored thugs rounding up every brown person they see and disappearing them into slave-labor gulags, and expect those same people to give you a thumbs-up and go, ‘more like this, bro.’

And not one of these act-first-and-think-never morons saw it coming.

Unbelievable.

Not even the original Nazis were this clueless. There’s no record of Hitler going, ‘what’s up with the Jews, why don’t they like us any more?’
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue." who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Fuckwit takes war advice from the Space Nazi’s Mecha-Hitler bot. Hilarity doesn’t ensue.
who thought this was a good idea?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh
It’s just super fucking insane that a demented imbecile in command of a nuclear arsenal is taking war advice from a six-fingered flattery-bot. Leaving Donny alone with an AI is like leaving him alone with Chucky.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fox News complains about fat sex workers, MAGA claims Nixon got framed by the deep state, and Dear Leader spews a lot of stupid shit. thank you for your attention to 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking idiocy that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4hZzS6C
Folks, it’s a well-known fact that New York City has become an unlivable hell-hole ever since that Islamomarxistfascistcommunoterrorist, Zohran Mamdani, took over as Mayor. But let me tell you — you have no idea just how fucking deep the rot goes.

Let’s listen in as the giggling idiots on Fox’s The Five make their case.

Greg Gutfeld: ‘It’s something that a lot of people aren’t talking about in terms of quality of life issues, and I don’t know if you have photos of what’s going on in that area, but, uh, how overweight the hookers have become. Have you noticed that?’

Jesse Watters: ‘I have.’

Gutfeld: ‘It’s insane.’

I have to confess, I didn’t notice. It’s not really my thing, so I’ll have to defer to the obviously extensive expertise of horndogs like Gutfield and Watters.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for: "This week in stupid: October 3 edition" — Donny’s in a ghost town, Gutfeld is the most clown, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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This week in stupid: October 3 edition
, Donny spells it, and so much more...
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Give #credit where #credit’s due! Cash, #credit, but no more checks. #7SyllableSentence #7SyllableSquad
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s quite possible To have #frost on a #Spring #day In many places - Haiku by Stu #DailyHaikuPrompt
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would Nicolas Cage Be willing to play a lead In “La Cage aux Folles?” 🤔 - Haiku by Stu #haikufeels #cage
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