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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 4h
here's Thursday's post: "Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism" also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Let’s all look on in horror as a racist game show host does a racism
also: Ken Paxton does a sad, and Piss-Drunk Pete does a transphobia.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 2h
at a Hispanic Heritage celebration yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit didn't just do a racism. he made up a brand new racism, on the spot — one that didn't even make sense. and that, my friends, is quite the talent. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4hjAHqE
Donny is like stupid and racist had a baby, and then repeatedly dropped it on its head.

This abject imbecile should not be president. It’s a waste of his singular ability to be incoherent as fuck. He should be the host of a game show called Donny Says Shit.

I’m talking about a show where Donny blurts out whatever dumbfuckery pops into his head, and contestants compete to come up with the most logical explanation
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 2h
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 2h
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 5h
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here's today's post: "Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out." — Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Are you smarter than the White House’s new AI chatbot? Let’s find out.
Also: Jack Smith is definitely smarter than every Republican
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in today's post, I actually attempt to converse with the White House's new AI chatbot, and dumbfuckery ensues. also, Eric Schmitt beclowns himself, and Jack Smith rules. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4xSpp1q
What do you mean, you won’t respond to personal insults? That’s pretty fucking ironic, given whose White House this is coming from.

You mean, if I were to ask you — oh, let’s say, ‘what is that fucked-up tangle of bullshit on top of Donny’s big, dumb pumpkin head,’ you wouldn’t answer it?
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TheCatMan @bigbrohem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This moron clearly has no idea how "numbers" actually work. Perfect response from Tiedrich today.
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look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?
grow a brain, why don’t you
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how fucking nutso is it that Donny considers the revenue that our government takes in to be 'profits' for his personal use? and it's insane that the press just goes along with it. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain just how insane it all is. link is here: bit.ly/4AC7UFc
And it’s just fucking weird that Donny considers money taken in via taxes and tariffs to be profits. they’re not — they’re revenues.

This is a fundamental mistake that all these shit-gibbons who insist that ‘government should be run like a business’ make. Governments are not businesses. The revenues that a government takes in are — in any sane country — used to provide for the public well-being of its people. They’re not profits, for some tinpot fucksnoot like Donny to hoard for his own personal use.

And what’s all this nonsense about ‘Democrats don’t have any income’? There aren’t two treasuries, one for each major political party. There isn’t Republican money and Democratic money. It’s just money money.

Not only is it fucking insane that Donny believes this, it’s insane that every worthless scribbler of the corporate-controlled press just sits there and nods their head and goes, ‘well, I guess if Donny says so.’

None of this shit is normal. Is it really too much to ask of our media to stop treating it as if it were?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
here's Tueday's post: "look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?" grow a brain, why don’t you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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look, you idiots — Preznit Fuckwit isn’t giving you five thousand dollars, okay?
grow a brain, why don’t you
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 18h
I solved the 9/30/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 2:23!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I solved the 9/30/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:46!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I solved the 9/29/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:00!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I solved the 9/29/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:00!
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
from today's post: "What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?" — What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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What the fuck is this ‘let them eat cake’ bullshit from the White House?
What thimble-brain thought this was a good idea?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today's post gets off to a super-quick start with an awesome video, and then we settle in to parse all of Sunday's dumbfuckery. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4ylhBqg
This what-in-the-fucking-world image is taken from some AL slop that presidential flunky Dan Scavino posted to Elon’s Nazi Bar and Child Porn Emporium — and we’re going to get to it, I promise. But first—

Everything totally fucking sucks right now, so let’s just put our Hero of the Day right up top. It’s the guy who ruined Dear Leader’s day by screaming ‘YOU’RE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE’ at him.
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I solved the 9/28/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:46!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the loyalists at Fox News are so sad right now, because they know that an electoral bloodbath is coming. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I gloat like few thought possible. maybe even the gloatiest gloating ever. link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC
“say goodbye to what’s left of the Trump agenda”?

don’t threaten me with a good time, Stu.

after the 2024 election, Republicans had the golden goose: the House, the Senate, the presidency were all theirs, and they could do anything they wanted. Donny took that golden goose and clownfucked it so hard that their agenda currently lies in tatters — and now, far too late to do anything about it, Republicans are waking up to the fact that maybe this guy wasn’t the answer.

boo fucking hoo.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 26 edition" — furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more..." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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this week in stupid: September 26 edition
furries fly it, Donny fries it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
our stupidest senator hallucinates furry pilots on planes, unfuckable incels whine, and Dear Leader shows President Xi his magically regenerated ear. all that and more in 'this week in stupid,' my every-Saturday round-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4ysRVYw
oh, look — here comes America’s stupidest Senator, Terminally-Concussed Tommy Tuberwille, to teach another one of his master classes in why you should never play football without a helmet.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit is a low-wattage moron who is fundamentally incapable of processing information — and yesterday, he just made one rake-steppingly bone-headed decision after another. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4Az3oaz
Donny Convict truly is the worst of us.

he’s a burst trash bag of personality defects. can you think of something that isn’t wrong with him? there’s the preening vanity. imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that desiccated piss-mop perched atop your head, and going, ‘oh yeah, I’m really rocking it today.’

then there’s the narcissistic grandiosity, and the overwhelming stupidity.

he’s got fascist tendencies. he’s incapable of ever telling the truth, or admitting mistakes. he’s a cheater. he’s lazy and impulsive, with the attention span of a coked-up squirrel. he’s racist, transphobic, and misogynistic.

he’s delusional, imagining that he’s entitled to all the power, all the money, and all the attention.

but even given all that, never forget that above everything, he’s a complete fucking moron.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
here's Sunday's post: "rogue nation, moron president" — Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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rogue nation, moron president
Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I solved the 9/25/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:51!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
today we spin the Big Wheel of Moron™ and it lands on the ludicrous claim that Melania is busy planning lavish state dinners. also: why was Donny wincing in pain during a military flyover? all that and more in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/471iTL7
oh please, can we dispense with this fiction that Melly plans anything? the White House has an entire staff for that shit. Melania is the most detached First Lady in the history of forever. this is not Dolly Madison we’re talking about here. it’s more like Dolly I Don Geef A Fock.

Mel doesn’t even live in the White House. she just shows up for whatever public events she’s contractually obligated to attend — but not until the check clears first. trust me, the only thing Melly plans about state dinners is how quickly she can get the fuck back to New York, and away from the barely-a-husband she despises.
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SarahIM🍑 @sarwo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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from Thursday’s post, on Fox News’ blanket coverage of Donny Slovenian rent-a-wife yesterday—
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
here's today's post: "we could all use a Good News Friday" — so let’s have one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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we could all use a Good News Friday
so let’s have one
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit lost FOUR court cases — and a whole lot of other good stuff happened as well. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain why today is truly a Good News Friday. whooda thunk it? link is here: bit.ly/4d4uBrC
Good News number one: a lot of this shit has been flying under the radar, but judges and courts continue to cordially invite Donny — along with his like-minded flunkies and acolytes — to go fuck themselves.

here’s one that was definitely under the radar.

long story short: back during the 2024 campaign, three days before the election, the Des Moines Register published a poll showing mean old Kamala Harris with a three-point lead over God’s Own Avatar on Earth. of course, that’s not what happened. Donny won Iowa by 18 points — but because Donny is the most-broken-inside piss-baby in the universe, instead of forgetting about the one bad poll and getting on with his infuriatingly charmed life, he went ballistic and sued the paper and the pollster, for being very very mean to him.

yesterday, an Iowa district court shitcanned the lawsuit, ruling that there’s no First Amendment exclusion for being a dumbfuck who got his feeling hurt by words.
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here's today's post: "Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it’s a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!" — what’s up with Dear Leader’s health? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Donny winces in pain, Melania shuts off her brain. it’s a Big Wheel of Moron™ Thursday!
what the fuck is going on with Dear Leader’s health?
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stuberk625.bsky.social @stuberk625.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit gave a rambling, incoherent speech at the UN yesterday, and of course the idiot made a complete fool of himself, and embarrassed his country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if an overripe diaper became a real boy. he’s that full of shit.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yesterday, the UK's new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham had his first face-to-face meeting with Preznit Fuckwit — and the encounter was just about as batshit as you could have imagined. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
as a head of state, how can you possibly prep for that? it’s one thing to have your advisors brief you on what to expect. ‘sir, he’s a little bit— unusual.’

it’s another thing entirely to actually sit right beside him and smell the diaper, gaze at the clownish makeup, the rotting hands and the neckgina, and actually hear the gibberish seeping from his rancid anus-mouth — some fuckbrained nonsense about how ‘the UK has so many names, and you have to be educated.’

that’s right, PM Burham, everything you were told about how Donny is ‘as if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head,’ is true.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here's Wednesday's post: "Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN" he’s such a fucking embarrassment. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Dear Leader craps the bed — and then himself — at the UN
he’s such a fucking embarrassment
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