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Stuart Kenny

@stuartkenny.bsky.social
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Your worst nightmare. The illegitimate love child of Holden Caulfield and Don Quixote. That guy who adds stuff to TVARK.

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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#my9series
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Here's #My9Albums, if choosing 9 films was hard, this was nearly impossible! 😳😆
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here's mine, not necessarily all my favourites, but 9 films that sum me up.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ken Russell's Lisztomania (1975)
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just saw this picture of Andy Burnham on my browser. I refuse to believe the placement of the play icon button wasn't deliberate... 😳
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My late mate Victor's masterpiece, all done on a farm on a remote fell near Millom, Cumbria.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avengers: Doomsday is the darkest film ever made.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH HO HO! OH YES! I'VE GOT MY TICKETS FOR KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS AT PENRITH ALHAMBRA IN NOVEMBER! 😃🥳😈
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For fucks sake, they're using AI Slop on birthday cards now! 😡😡😡
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! 😃 It's a pity Victor Lewis-Smith isn't with us, his company could have had a stab at it, he had a farm near Millom that's seen plenty of Dalek action!
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Grumbleweeds will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've got the Krankies variant
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In memory of Jeremy Thomas, I want to share what for me is his best production. Terry Gilliam's Tideland (2005), a dark horror film disguised as a fantasy film. It's a slow-burner, but it pays off. The stupid critics at the time completely missed the point of this film, I was in tears at the end.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
YAY!! I'M GOING TO SEE THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS ON NOVEMBER 1ST AT THE PENRITH ALHAMBRA!! 😃🥳😈 BRING ON THE NAKED, MASTURBATING NUNS!! 🥳
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I agree with Homer Simpson when it comes to these "Let's Save Water" adverts.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hold out in hope that at least one or some of the Stan Boardman episodes turn up.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Arnold Wilson, sports reporter for Southern Television. He'd been retained by TVS, but that didn't stop him looking like he was going to kick your head in!
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not that I would know what Babe Station is.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Mr. Bean driving his Mini from an armchair on the roof!
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been watching Legend (1985) in tribute. Anyone who agrees to be put under so much make up and still delivers an amazing performance that steals the show deserves our respect.
Tim Curry as Darkness in Ridley Scott's Legend (1985), the elaborate make-up by Rob Bottin took 5½ hours to apply! 😳
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1.) Bring back the ITV regions, even if that means another franchise round. 2.) Ban AI. 3.) Give Terry Gilliam $1 billion to make any films he wants 4.) Ban all political parties who want to spread hatred, racism and misinformation. 5.) Ban football, and turn all football grounds into cinemas.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Less Abbey Road and more Shabby Road.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
VLS sent him and Judy a prank call once.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I saw a lovely 1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SL last night in The Long Good Friday (1980). Is this the sort of Mercedes you'd want?
A red 1970 Mercedes-Benz 280SL "Pagoda" (W113) in a scene from The Long Good Friday (1980).
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good to see this HTV West poster on tonight's show. I noticed Patrick Dromgoole on the top left, he was HTV West's programme controller, and behind scary children's shows like Children of the Stones. Dromgoole is still with us at 96 and in 2011, he appeared on Come Dine With Me! Now that's scary! 😳
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
4 of the best from 4 great directors. #thecriterioncollection #thecriterioncloset
My selection of 4 classic films from the Criterion Collection, to be found in the Criterion Closet. They are Brazil (Terry Gilliam, 1985), The Man Who Fell To Earth (Nicolas Roeg, 1976), Videodrome (David Cronenberg, 1983) and A Hard Days Night (Richard Lester, 1964).
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People are going to kill and/or block me for doing this.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw this on the bus going into town, have I suddenly gone back in time? 😳🤔
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE POST TODAY!! 😃😃😃
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I know Weymouth was a bit of a no-man's-land between TVS and TSW, although leaning slightly towards the latter. I nearly went for all these tapes down in Weymouth, but with no way of getting them from the seller to the hotel, let alone Carlisle, I had to let them go. 😞
The one that got away. The tapes in Weymouth I had to let go, as there was no way I could get them all back to Carlisle.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Either there or here.
The old Granada Television studios in Manchester.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@pantosplaining.bsky.social This poster was brought to my attention this morning! 😲😳😃
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “B” 🎥 B is for… Blood From The Mummy's Tomb (1971)
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had a lovely lunch yesterday in a place called The Corner House in Kilwinning. I had a Haggis Gateau! 😋🤤
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
2014 vs 2016
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post two movies from the same director to show their range… Robert Altman
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The only other time I've heard the word Sinusoidal is in reference to a Sinusoidal Bath, which combines water and electric pulses. That's asking for trouble. 😳
A Sinusoidal Bath.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I doubt anyone has actually heard of this one, let alone seen it.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thank you! I DARE you to try and get Bakshi's follow-up, Coonskin (1975), starring Philip Michael Thomas, Scatman Crothers and Barry White. Think Song of the South reimagined as a Blaxploitation film. 😉
Poster for Ralph Bakshi's Coonskin (1975)
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Victor Lewis-Smith wanted a referendum on the monarchy. I think we should respect his wishes, don't you?
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm wearing a shirt with the TVS logo on it, someone came up to me in the middle of Carlisle out of the blue and said "I worked at the Southampton one in 1987, good to see someone remembers it!" 😃
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh, and this pack of sausages sums him up.
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Stuart Kenny @stuartkenny.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In the Blackpool Opera House to see Sparks! 😃 @sparksofficial.bsky.social
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