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Einstein Hoonter

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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 / October 1
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was just about to give up social media and then this
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get that she's a gay icon but I am a Ron Swanson and find her hot as fuck.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get Sophia to say yesss
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus what even is blood art.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"why did you kill them? What was your motive?" "Money....and insanity" Probably my favorite quote from a true crime podcast
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@brockway.bsky.social just change the name to Duxcast and never do anything else.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was trying to find an app that provided audio reading of books and I found one that claimed to read any format. Tried the epub i just bought and got "unsupported format".... Epub is not a new format. I can't read the traditional way and it's so frustrating when I find a new book and can't read it.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've gotten a Marvel Unlimited subscription and I am overwhelmed. I lost my shit on day one just looking up old comics to see if they were available. Now I don't know where to start. Sienkiewicz New Mutants? Simonson X-Factor? Power Pack? Fallen Angels? Wolverine mini? Nocenti and JR jr Daredevil?
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time to go camping and never come back.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mom thinks there is a character named Artoo Dartoo in Star Wars and I have never corrected her. My grandma called Star Wars the movie "with the bear and the trashcan that you kids watched all the time". Both of these things make me so happy.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm so mad. Fucking Grisham is just another dirty old white man but The Rainmaker is so fucking good. I'm reading it again and loving it and feeling guilty.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The line I read in a John Grisham book the other day is still irritating me. It was more or less like this: "Despite being 39 she was still striking". Motherfucker, women get their hottest after 30.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not really a fan of Offspring but "The Kids aren't alright" is a great song. It's been playing in my head for a week now but I'm not hating it.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No one ever reads my shit. I'm just rambling into the void. I don't want to have thousands of followers. In fact, if it did I would not be happy. I don't want that scrutiny. But I would really love to find a few like minded people who interact regularly. I just want human connection.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I try to compliment artists as skilled vs talented. Some people truly are talented and have gifts others don't. But for every talented person to whom things come easy, there are a thousand people who have spent countless hours becoming skilled. Here is the best example I know 1/x
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is the point of a government that doesn't take care of its citizens? Isn't that the entire reason we have it?
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dear John Grisham, saying "even though she was 39 she was still pretty" is not a great thing to say
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm old enough to have been yelled at for ignoring the "don't play Axel F" sign in the music store
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love the world. If I have to sue for custody, I will sue for custody.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is that Johnny Five?
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't see the words hear me out without thinking of Sushi Glory Hole.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just turned 51 and every fucking man my age is disgusting. My boss once told me "I could understand if you get distracted working around this eye candy" and he was talking about 16 year old girls. Fuck. Fuck I hate this world sometimes.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was having a serious conversation w my wife and I farted in the middle of a sentence and I don't know that I can ever recover.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Ghost At Number One is simply one of the best songs ever. Jellyfish wasn't around long but they fucking killed it with every single song.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Rainbow Connection is one of my top five songs of all time. Willie Nelson and Me First and the Gimme Gimmes are my favorite versions.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok fuck, TMBG has entered the conversation. God I love them. A guy named Ed who went by Fish introduced me to them in 1991 and I fell in love immediately.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My shuffled playlist is fucking killing it this morning. Jellyfish, Supergrass, AFI, Propaghandi...Haven't skipped a song in hours.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, if I could choose any instrument to be skilled with, it would be the bass guitar. Violent Femmes just rotated into my playlist and fuck, Brian Ritchie is a god.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sara Bareilles writing "Love Song" as a fuck you to her studio makes me happy whenever I hear it.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been listening to a combo of Punk, Metal and Sara Bareilles with a splash of power pop. Music is everything to me.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus Christ Supergrass is amazing.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus this album is perfect
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It will sound funny but one of my favorite workouts is playing Through The Fire and The Flames on Guitar Hero while balancing on a Bosu Ball. By the end of the song I am drenched in sweat and grinning from ear to ear.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love METHOD MAN but a full minute of dudes talking about burning assholes and genitals I could do without.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You never hear about the Prince Batman soundtrack but every fucking song is a 10. What an amazing talent and weird human he was.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Backrooms is just lingering in my head. A truly unique experience. What a film. I don't know exactly what to make of it but I know I will watch it again. Kind of like a David Lynch movie in that I just let it happen to me and enjoy the ride without understanding a fucking moment.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It took me years to figure out what makes me happy. At the ripe age of 51 I now know. I was made to sing and dance and laugh and make people smile. Nothing makes me happier than connecting with people and seeing true smiles and laughter.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a white dude there are words I no longer feel comfortable singing. But I fucking love to sing along with my favorite songs. My work around - I say fellas in place of N and ladies in place of B. Works pretty well. There are a lot of fellas in Wu Tang songs lmao
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am over sharing or whatever but no one has ever read my posts before so here goes nothing - women who don't shave are sexy as fuck.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@nessguerrero.bsky.social I fucking love you
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love you Katy Stoll
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dolly Parton was a fucking legend. She was a perfect human being. The world is better for having had her in it.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@bradleywhitford.bsky.social I love you but JFC please stop telling me I can vote in the US. I get it. You mean well. It's not your fault. I live in Mexico and every single ad on YouTube is you. Every. Single. Ad. I guess it could be worse. I do love you. I'm sorry for yelling at you.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright, Mary Shelley fans, calm the fuck down. Sure, sure she wrote Frankenstein when she was 21. On a bet. Okay. I get it. That's pretty impressive. But Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same night. So...you get it. Mary Shelley can fuck right off. She's no Dolly.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is AFI the best punk band ever?
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@andrewbub.bsky.social Damn, Andrew. This album is so fucking good. I loved a few AFI songs but had no idea how great they were.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is this my life
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been fascinated with the idea of camping since I was a child, based mostly on the book "My Side of the Mountain". But I've never actually tried my hand at it. So at the ripe age of 51, now living in Mexico, I am rereading that book. And I am determined to go camping for a few weeks.
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Einstein Hoonter @stronger-together.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just heard an anecdote about Nathan Fielder where he gets on elevators and faces the people without turning around and now I only ever want to get in elevators that way.
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