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Steve📐

@strofo-socl.bsky.social
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Enjoys watching anything getting milled on a lathe.

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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 7h
Always good when your autonomous war system strikes unexpectedly.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 20h
The only thing people remember more than good copper is bad copper.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 20h
The only thing people remember more than good copper is bad copper.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you’ve been "CHOOSIN’ TEXAS," I’ve been "CHOOSIN’ ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The y-axis of this chart measures quality of posting. That’s me above the “a” in “Political.”
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While you’ve been "CHOOSIN’ TEXAS," I’ve been "CHOOSIN’ ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put in a proposed revision for the next IFC version.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If he were really smart, he’d have managed to do both.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hardly think there is any memorial to the holocaust more proportionate than the Stolpersteine, a constant reminder that victims were not in far off places or from specific districts, but were neighbors everywhere throughout Germany before they were disappeared.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AfD and CDU politicians in a town in Saxony have forbidden the laying of Stolpersteine, bronze paving stone memorials to abducted and murdered holocaust victims, arguing that they are "disproportionate."
zdfheute.de
Stolperstein-Verbot in Heidenau: Scharfe Kritik von Knobloch
Kritik am Stolperstein-Verbot in Heidenau: Holocaust-Überlebende Knobloch ist entsetzt, Israels-Botschafter Ron Prosor zeigt sich "beschämt".
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Underreported fact: the Massachusetts lesbian bar in the story did not have a fire exit.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What will be the new equivalent to this national recovery administration stunt? bsky.app/profile/vinc...
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where I’m sending you in a parcel to
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the coffee hits after Yom Kippur
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Sad Eye Pupil Dilation
Alt: Eye Pupil Dilation
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After Warhammer, they’re going to make further sequels based on other hand tools. Waraxe. Warawl. Warallenwrench.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To think that there was once a common racist comedy bit which scoffed at names black Americans gave their kids, all while there were white kids out there named Deano Bonano.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I want my troops horny" is a perspective on military readiness I didn’t quite expect to encounter ever.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every name, first and last, including that of the town, is basically the kind a six-year-old me would come up for a story, and then promptly reject for sounding too silly.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did they cast Tilly Norwood in that Grok’s The Odyssey movie?
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Midlife crisis confirmed.
Soldier from Starship Troopers saying "I’m doing my part!"An e-cargo bike.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This goes up with "maybe a ladder" on the list for instances where Trump’s stream of consciousness steers him against his original argument.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One advantage of starting to watch Simpsons episodes with my kids is that now I can happily entice them out of bed by imitating Rainer Wolfcastle’s "Up and at dem!”
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The funniest thing about this is that the FAA is also part of the federal government. Seems it’d be pretty easy to check if mind-control drugs are being dispensed from the engine nacelles of every jet plane.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, I got a friend who f’ed a sheep and I want to hire him. Should I tell him to lie on his application, find another job, or very conspicuously change the company policy prohibiting beastiality?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This new policy seems…oddly specific.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Thirty Seconds to Mars Bars
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Blondie
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“guy with a pressure washer" is the most cursed figure to work around your home.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Made a risotto so good, I had to sit down (…because I had been standing for a while making it).
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The key to fighting the right wing (or any kind of extremism) isn’t sexy or violent or spectacular. It’s civil groups, after school programs, ngo’s – all these things. It takes time and patience. But it works.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nope.👎
A screenshot of Google Maps depicting Lake Ontario with the label "Lake Ontario (Lake America)."
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes. Put 32 km on this thing getting it home.
Computer display for an e-bike mounted on the handlebars, showing 9301 km.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They’re calling it trolling. Teenagers camp under bridges and challenge travelers with riddles three. One wrong answer, the teens eat them.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This new policy seems…oddly specific.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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An older white woman being interviewed by Deutsche Welle with a translation caption reading "I’m not a Nazi or anything like that but…"
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Driving by a villa where a large reception is taking place.] Middle kid: The people look pretty happy. Maybe a wedding. Older kid, without missing a beat: Or a funeral of someone they all hated. Tremendously proud.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Headline is unclear. Did he live a long and fulfilling life after the penis enlargement?
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So, is there a culinary equivalent to carcinisation, where all seasoning mixes tend to converge to Old Bay?
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s good that there’s a lot of time to fix this before the 24th century because it would suck to be on the Enterprise from TNG and have this stuff pop out of the replicator.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
airplanes: a century-long optimization effort supported by constant advances in physical and computer modeling and an industry-wide consensus to investigate and learn from every accident. helicopters: we put a spinny thing back there to keep the big spinny thing from spinning the people holder.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No experience feels as quintessentially urban to me as riding in a subway alongside another subway.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Being racist is so tedious. And all for the purpose of figuring out who to discriminate against.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Egress fees" is a cursed term.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My brain just put up a caption card in the style of Teen Girl Squad saying "shofar’d!”
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s heartening to see more and more motorists make the switch to mass transit.
youtube.com
CCTV captures rider emerging from inside bus after crash | DW News
YouTube video by DW News
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This trend has been ascendant for years, but I do wonder how long it will be until someone tries to just extend this again to serfdom. Land aaS.
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I’m Spartacus." "I’m Spartacus." "I’m Spartacus." "I’m Spartacus." "I’m Spartacus." "Sorry! Seems to be some confusion here. We’ll get this sorted.” [quietly to his fellow soldiers]: "Does he have a second name or something?"
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Steve📐 @strofo-socl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We gotta be careful with our language. Amid all the fervor around Glonzo, anti-Gonzo violence has been spiking. Please stay alert.
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gonzo taxi
Alt: A gif of Gonzo flying through the air, then landing in front of a driving taxi.
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