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@strig.bsky.social
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✨ sr. designer, illustrator, art director ✨ i have nothing to sell you

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you are Perceived and you are Known and your ass is Dust
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there is no greater form of intimacy in this world than having a DM create a looney tunes trap specifically honed to target your personal traits and flaws and then having them watch you run into it and explode every single time
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i cannot possibly be the norm, but i study her the same way i do other unwell women like the kardashians and harvest the pathos for the explicit purpose of Roled Play
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what did nathan fielder know and when did he know it
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you!! We'll know in about a week, appreciate the well wishes 😌
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i have completed my interview, yay
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Speakerphone! at the Doctor's Office
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i have applied for a promotion, yay
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
masquerade 🎭 #darkart #digitalart #artsky
a dark digital art painting of a woman with red lipstick and black wavy hair gazing at copies of herself in various states of repose, all her, and yet not at all
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
merci mille fois, mon roi celte 😌
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ya girl is going for a promotion, please pour one out for me as i partake of the agonizing torture that is "putting my portfolio together"
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reorg! at the Dayjob
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
masquerade 🎭 #darkart #digitalart #artsky
a dark digital art painting of a woman with red lipstick and black wavy hair gazing at copies of herself in various states of repose, all her, and yet not at all
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
badadah bred
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if your foldable phone isn't one of these, you aren't fit to look me in the eye
it's a motorola razr phone, which is peak foldable cell phone design and we all know it
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Absolutely insane lineup, and the cuts of movie quotes dropped in are just the coups de grace 😩
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"she was on fire last night, and i was breathing gasoline" is permanently branded into the meat in my skull, folks
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine going back to the 1500s and informing William Shakespeare that a group of bards calling themselves the Butthole Surfers were going to make the hardest track in history for R+J www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEc...
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Whatever (I Had A Dream)
YouTube video by Butthole Surfers - Topic
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
will I do anything substantive with this information? that's between me and god
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reawakened to the fact that I still have a 99% finished painting of The Ghoul just sitting on my iPad for over a year now, having a long nap
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The scene with the glass bottles is permanently emblazoned into my brain for reasons I could not possibly explain
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Masterpiece song IMO - Dionysian in a literal sense, surreal, drowning in abundance, grotesque and beautiful...feels like you're listening from inside a dripping cavern or listening to the last few drips of liquor pour, and the prose at the end is metal as fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...
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Caroline Polachek - Billions (Official Video)
YouTube video by Caroline Polachek
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the only way to know this wasn't an accident is to repeat the experiment, so i will boldly go and report back
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
took an impromptu three day weekend, got 9 hours of sleep, suddenly churned out writing plans I haven't been able to cough up in weeks, had an idea for a new print, cleaned my whole kitchen...has anyone heard of this happening before??? such mysteries abound, never to be solved by mere mortal minds
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Aged like fine wine!! 😩👌
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
35!!!! Insane time to be spending on something you don't recommend!
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i'll kill you
not recommended, with 34.9 hours at review time - and 71.1 hours total. be serious!!!!
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
listen...if you have more than about 6-8 hours in a game and rate negatively, you should get turbowedgied instantly, no questions asked. you're telling me you spent 80 hours in this $15 game and you can't recommend? show me the hostage tape or prepare your crevices forthwith my good bitch
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are you wearing the -- Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am.
It's a 900 dollar khaki diaper, by Prada. That's it.
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
thank you cheese and testosterone!!!!!
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when I get mad at a stupid comment online
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i have extraordinarily low expectations, which is EXACTLY AS IT SHOULD BE for something that is a therapeutic hobby and not a second job, but i like what i've made and i'm absolutely drowning in extra prints
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
spending my time off setting up a little print storefront 🎺🎺🎺
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I enjoyed a fair bit of it, but couldn't stick with it long term. Big pro: Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a monster babe in it
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My grandma requested it be played at her funeral and *even then* the vibe was off the charts.
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Close Passenger 🚖 #printmaking #linoprint #darkart #artsky
a black and white art print: the cheerful face of the grim reaper greets you in the rearview mirror. he has a fire in his eyes that makes the dread-thump of your heavy heart so very aware that he's happy to see you
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Close Passenger 🚖 #printmaking #linoprint #darkart #artsky
a black and white art print: the cheerful face of the grim reaper greets you in the rearview mirror. he has a fire in his eyes that makes the dread-thump of your heavy heart so very aware that he's happy to see you
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
tanya we know you don't know how to create HTML tables in the comment box, just pack your shit and go
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i know talking about AI is insanely oversaturated and there are no fresh takes so i come instead with a crumb of schadenfreude in the form of watching someone rapidly destroy their job because they're communicating every piece of feedback solely in 5 paragraph LLM outputs and everybody hates them
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
artist request simulator
it's a venn diagram of three overlapping circles. one says 'illustrator', one says 'designer', and one says 'tattoo artist'.

illustrator + tattoo artist = "can u do a logo"
tattoo artist + designer = "can u make my comic"
designer + illustrator = "can u draw a tattoo"

at the center where all three artists overlap: "i need a website"
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been getting a lot of positive feedback at work about how diplomatic I am and how well I give and receive feedback and I just wanna say THANKS, I've been running guilds for a decade now and nothing any of you can say or do will ever top the depths of human depravity I've witnessed in a video game
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this is SO OMINOUS...obviously i'm going to find out...
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social shay.............i've inherited the mental disorder, i am making soup shots, i'm getting the baratza encore, i'm reading unholy texts like 'yeet 200g water' and understanding it 😩😩😩
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
New Cake lyrics just dropped
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local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
She informed me that I couldn't go to a different lab - I believe the words used were 'You're mine' and 😳😳😳 MA'AM???
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