Reposted by local vampireThomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko. 1762012368
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there is no greater form of intimacy in this world than having a DM create a looney tunes trap specifically honed to target your personal traits and flaws and then having them watch you run into it and explode every single time 130
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026what did nathan fielder know and when did he know it 010
Reposted by local vampireStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 190103413305
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026masquerade 🎭 #darkart #digitalart #artsky 143
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ya girl is going for a promotion, please pour one out for me as i partake of the agonizing torture that is "putting my portfolio together" 340
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if your foldable phone isn't one of these, you aren't fit to look me in the eye 020
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Imagine going back to the 1500s and informing William Shakespeare that a group of bards calling themselves the Butthole Surfers were going to make the hardest track in history for R+J www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEc...youtube.comWhatever (I Had A Dream)YouTube video by Butthole Surfers - Topic 220
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Reawakened to the fact that I still have a 99% finished painting of The Ghoul just sitting on my iPad for over a year now, having a long nap 110
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Masterpiece song IMO - Dionysian in a literal sense, surreal, drowning in abundance, grotesque and beautiful...feels like you're listening from inside a dripping cavern or listening to the last few drips of liquor pour, and the prose at the end is metal as fuck www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zEQ...youtube.comCaroline Polachek - Billions (Official Video)YouTube video by Caroline Polachek 231
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026took an impromptu three day weekend, got 9 hours of sleep, suddenly churned out writing plans I haven't been able to cough up in weeks, had an idea for a new print, cleaned my whole kitchen...has anyone heard of this happening before??? such mysteries abound, never to be solved by mere mortal minds 120
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026listen...if you have more than about 6-8 hours in a game and rate negatively, you should get turbowedgied instantly, no questions asked. you're telling me you spent 80 hours in this $15 game and you can't recommend? show me the hostage tape or prepare your crevices forthwith my good bitch 350
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Are you wearing the -- Prada khaki adult diaper? Yes I am. 0255
Reposted by local vampire𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026when I get mad at a stupid comment online 42139734
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026spending my time off setting up a little print storefront 🎺🎺🎺 110
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Close Passenger 🚖 #printmaking #linoprint #darkart #artsky 0237
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Close Passenger 🚖 #printmaking #linoprint #darkart #artsky 0237
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i know talking about AI is insanely oversaturated and there are no fresh takes so i come instead with a crumb of schadenfreude in the form of watching someone rapidly destroy their job because they're communicating every piece of feedback solely in 5 paragraph LLM outputs and everybody hates them 160
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 23/10/2024artist request simulator 263245985
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Been getting a lot of positive feedback at work about how diplomatic I am and how well I give and receive feedback and I just wanna say THANKS, I've been running guilds for a decade now and nothing any of you can say or do will ever top the depths of human depravity I've witnessed in a video game 183
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 02/07/2026@thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social shay.............i've inherited the mental disorder, i am making soup shots, i'm getting the baratza encore, i'm reading unholy texts like 'yeet 200g water' and understanding it 😩😩😩 120
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I'm trying to stay humble, but I just got rizzed by the phlebotomist who told me I have delicious veins and now I'm thinking about inviting her into my home. 230
Reposted by local vampireGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245311596
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Looking for a fix 💘 #printmaking #linocut #artsky 2121
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Bring some whimsy to your news consumption by imagining the Hormuz opening/closing articles set to Yakety Sax 020
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Taking the edge off 🚬 #lino #printmaking #noir 183
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The downside(?) of the new hobby is a glut of offshoot prints that I don't know what to do with... they're not perfect, but I like them and can't bring myself to throw them away, but also I don't know that they're sell-worthy, either 120
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Still haunted by the millennial-specific brand of overfamiliarity at the hotel where the staff asks why I'm in town and then just straight-up asks "Do we like the family?" like we've met up for mimosas and she isn't just handing me a keycard and telling me where the elevator is 030
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 09/06/2026In design, picking The Good Font is maybe 2% of the job - the rest is problem-solving, having plenty of tricks up your sleeve to draw from when you're being creative on demand, and acknowledging (begrudgingly, perhaps) that not every form of criticism you don't like to hear is invalid and wrong 060
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The Witness 👁️ #lino #printmaking #noir 0286
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Compact 💄🪞 #lino #printmaking #noir 03413
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 29/05/2026please clap, I talked myself out of a pfeil gouge and settled on a sensible power grip set for 2/3rds the price as a compromise for my frugal virtue 120
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 27/05/2026When you start a new hobby, what's the appropriate waiting time before you start sinking money into better tools? 210
Reposted by local vampirelocal vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026crusty ass ink, but proof of concept is good 👁️🫦👁️ 062
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 25/05/2026a cool thing that's happening as I print more is seeing small imperfections and recognizing it as character, which is an idea that definitely has no greater implications whatsoever, nothing to see here!!! 000
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026gonna hire an airplane to fly a banner in every major city that states 'you don't need writing advice, you need therapy' 110
local vampire @strig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Been getting a lot of positive feedback at work about how diplomatic I am and how well I give and receive feedback and I just wanna say THANKS, I've been running guilds for a decade now and nothing any of you can say or do will ever top the depths of human depravity I've witnessed in a video game 183