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Strictly Obiter

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Going on a frolic of his own. Distinguished Fellow at the Robert Muldoon Centre for Constitutional Law. Please send all complaints c/- Rt Hon Dame Helen Winkelmann GNZM Supreme Court of New Zealand 85 Lambton Quay Wellington

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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're freestyling it. Maskey v R [2026] NZCA 469.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What do you mean these documents don’t have black letters?
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Doing my best to raise awareness of the dangers of Italians but forced to field calls from people wanting marble counter tops.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am this close to taking away Eaton J’s decisions of public interest privileges.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Co-governance.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2024
Your honor I was yes-anding
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don’t write a speech that sounds like it’s the lyrics to the Imperial March.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Becroft J having some fun in Westhaven Investments Ltd v Viaduct Harbour Holdings Ltd [2026] NZHC 2480. The metaphorical iron curtain of finality! Out of whack! Zinging Bob Hollyman KC's submissions!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Q: How many counsel for the Human Rights Commission does it take to intervene in a lightbulb? A: Never fewer than three.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Gwyn and Churchman JJ acting warrant appointments have strong “well if *you’re* going to make us do these cases again then *you* can pay for the judges to hear them” energy.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Legal Research Foundation's AGM is next week and the guest speaker is the Solicitor-General on black letter law, which is doubleplus relevant to the Bluesky legal crowd. It's free and Russell McVeagh will even give you some drinks and nibbles. Email julia@legalresearch.org.nz to register.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well, it’s official: murder is legal in New Zealand.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Imagine Jagose J's productivity gains now that he no longer needs to write weekly judgments dismissing vexatious recusal applications based on who his sister is.
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Dr Dean Knight @drdeanknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Next week the NZ Centre for Public Law at @vicuniwgtn is hosting the biennial conference of Aus-NZ chapter of ICON•S. 🤓 Registration closes finally tomorrow (Thursday). Don’t miss out! www.wgtn.ac.nz/public-law/e...
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Dr Dean Knight @drdeanknight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sigh. Another legislative mistake comes to light in amendments passed under urgency without select committee scrutiny. And the minister throws officials under the bus, while trying to wriggle out of responsibility for her stewardship of legislation etc. www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They want to phase out “my learned friend” in favour of “my learned colleague”???
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Now what am I supposed to do with these five thousand “I’m a Penk person” t-shirts?
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Anxiously waiting to find out who it’s going to be (the judge for my hearing tomorrow).
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Great ad placement on Newsroom.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Four Attorneys-General in one year must be some sort of record! www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
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Bishop not denying appetite within National for possible leadership change
The Herald revealed Luxon faced another round of leadership chatter on Monday.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For the last 25 years this has worked extremely the other way.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I feel like the courts release annual reports about four or five times per year.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Could this be said any uglier? Fuck me.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not in favour of protests at people's houses, but throwback to a 2013 protest at the Solicitor-General's house (he's the one in the middle).
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thought I printed three copies by mistake but no the other side’s subs really are that long.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Can't believe what the High Court had to say about the This-Breaches-The-Bill-Of-Rights-Act Act 2024.
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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I aspire to this level of disdain.
Headline from the NZ Herald: "The text Stuart Nash sent me about Katie Nimon wasn't private. We're not friends" - Chris Finlayson, KC.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There's a very funny Viscount Dilhorne quote I want to put in a footnote, but if I do that I'll need to walk up to the HC library to find the AC report of the case to get the pinpoint.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Paul Collins proposed as the new Judicial Conduct Commissioner. What a great appointment that would be! www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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The week in Parliament : A new watcher of judges and a free-for-all debate on petitions
Highlights for the coming week in Parliament include a new judge watcher, a large group of visiting female Pacifica MPs, a Privileges Committee hearing into MBIE staff, and a free-for-all debate on pe...
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A high school was visiting the High Court today, so I made my submissions with an audience of 40 teenagers in the public gallery. Pleased to be inspiring the next generation to careers in medicine and engineering.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m in the legal district.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m in Christchurch and as far as I can tell the CBD is entirely law firms.
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bill @wiremu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
one of the difficulties faced as a self employed tradesperson is when clients won't sack you
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We have previously appointed rascals (James Crosby Martin, Worley Bassett Edwards) but never a Crook!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
2026 Doyle’s Guide lists every New Zealand lawyer.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s the War On Christmas!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Parliamentary Counsel Office have (re)added the ability to view and print individual sections to legislation.govt.nz!
legislation.govt.nz
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Most judges, crafting an opening: time for a zinger-on-wry. Gwyn J, crafting an opening: the ageless terrors of the deep are not for land-bound mortals to know. Environmental Law Initiative v Minister for Oceans and Fisheries [2026] NZHC 1887.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This account is sponsored by Oaty-O’s. Oaty-O’s! A necessary part of breakfast!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Now we haven't got a thing to not wear."
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You can’t begin the promo post “Standing together” if two of you are sitting!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Before you complain about "secret" briefings please remember it's quite possible that you were personally handed and then emailed briefings by Fonterra and Z Energy and you've simply forgotten.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Developing a legal research AI and calling it Espinasse.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
One of my favourite genres of news article is “here is all the weird shit we know about the defendant that we couldn’t publish during the trial”.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Nicoll v Police [2026] NZHC 1781 an interesting discussion about tailoring sentences to avoid/invoke parole consequences - eg a sentence of two years and one day. But also noteworthy for this line from Johnstone J.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Some brainworms escaping containment in Kirkham v Winkelmann [2026] NZCA 269. Jesus!
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You wouldn’t exactly want to be playing a game of Guess Who.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Some people are very excited about this Garfield AI that beat a team of lawyers but my years of litigation experience have prepared me for this. I’ve lost to silks, I’ve lost to good lawyers, I’ve lost to shit lawyers, I’ve gone down in a screaming heap to self-reps. I’m ready to lose to AI.
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Strictly Obiter @strictlyobiter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Made my first (only?) "would your Honour wish to consider recusing yourself" submission today! (Appropriately.) (And yes they did wish to consider that and yes they did recuse themselves.)
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