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MG Candela

@strawbianarchist.bsky.social
66 followers 116 following 407 posts

Weird artist, part time vandal, nonbinary parent and queer stylist/salon owner depop.com/mgcan

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sid ★ @sidgutz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
detachable shower head that’s it. that’s the post.
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Are we using this app again or nah
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
streaming some stardew with My clown lover @strawbianarchist.bsky.social over on Youtube rtmp.youtube.com/live2
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Clownnilingus
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Furby says gay rights and ACAB
Custom punk Furby keychainCustom rainbow Furby keychain
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the gabidook ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Laurbaurbaur
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I sniff jury’s underpants
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If ya like furbs you’d probably love this link js depop.com/mgcan
Custom clown furby keychainCustom pink furby keychainHandmade plush furby keychainMini furby keychain
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
so there’s a thrift store near me that has a $1 tie bin and I had some free time today
A vest made of thrifted neckties with clasp closures Back view of the tie vest
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good morning fellow clowns
Picture of MG with red hair, red lips and little red dots under their eyes
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Went to the mall and didn’t even steal anything 😔
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Happy Pride! I'm going to pressure you all to watch ALL of the Chucky movies and the TV series 🔪🔪🔪 the QUEER horror franchise
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a doll with a choker around her neck is sitting on a chair
ALT: a doll with a choker around her neck is sitting on a chair
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Fabric scrap furby baby hehe
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Kiss my big fat non binary cock
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Messy messy messy
Mirror selfie of MG in a dragon patterned tank dress, a bolo tie and chain choker, strawberry earrings and reddish hair standing in their messy bathroom
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
thinking about that scene in spongebob where they put the jellyfish on the citrus juicer and grinded its jelly out until it was deflated. that’s the kind of sex i need to be having
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i need to be having the kind of sex where i die and go to prison in hell
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
i’m fucking the reply girl for more replies
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
bram stoker? I barely know her
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If you’re happy and you know it smoke some grass
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If you’re happy and you know it eat some ass
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Chat I kinda DO want a Labubu
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
New Zealand accents are like Australian accents lite
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Cockney is the bbq flavor of British accents
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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Quite like this one
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
nice glass of penis grigio
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
"No, Sing!" is now available on Spotify!! @krisc.bsky.social open.spotify.com/album/78CY9X... 💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜🖤💜 wonderful collaboration with @maddestmao.com for Our anime artwork @erichwk.bsky.social on the drums and Our cousin @tojujupiter.bsky.social on guitar.
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No, Sing!
Calabio Twins · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Wanna pet my Furby
A customized plush Furby keychain
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It’s me, Furby the Clown
Non binary person with a Furby choker necklace, pink eyeshadow and pink swirls on their cheeks
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Hi I uh, make stuff and I don’t use it so like, do you want it depop.com/mgcan
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mgcan's Shop | Depop
Check out items on sale by @mgcan on Depop
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
you may honk My clown nose during clown sex
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Frasier spinoff but it’s just the entire show from Eddie’s POV
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I will not watch the child’s play remake from 2019 if you mention it to me I will projectile vomit
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
getting high and watching sitcom spinoffs from the 90s
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Bozo would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
today’s lesbian of the day is: garfield!
garfield the cat who hates mondays with a lesbian flag background
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Tittyfucking two (2) party balloons (wearing a condom) *squeaky* *squeaky*
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Skid @skidmarq.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
CALABIO TWINS performing "No, Sing!" @ Humble Heart OB 🔪🔪🔪 #musiciansky @krisc.bsky.social
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This may be the best furb I have ever made actually
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Some of you really need to wake up and realize that the BONES are their MONEY
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Vibe of the summer fr
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
damn bluesky still hasnt got rid of the glitch where my posts are bad
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I love being gay with @skidmarq.bsky.social
Adorable selfie of two nonbinary bitches, one in a yellow Halloween 2 shirt and the other in a black child’s play 2 shirt, smiling like idiots in love or something
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Suckling at the wounds of Christ like a starving infant that gets hungrier the more it sucks
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Voice training but to sound like Mr Bean
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Kris @krisc.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Calabio Twins performing "Philosophical Zombie" live at Humble Heart in Ocean Beach @skidmarq.bsky.social #MusicianSky
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MG Candela @strawbianarchist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Fit kinda ate last night
Mirror selfie of MG in black shorts and shiny shoes and a cool shirt w giant grommets in it Stickers on a paper towel dispenser
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