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Sarah Benchley

@strangeweather3.bsky.social
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Currently unemployed writer. Gymnerd. Antifascist. Maker of typos. Collector of dust. Occupied Duwamish Territory. "Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"

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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jerry Mitchell on @joyannreid.bsky.social said, "ku klux klan" it sounded like he said "ku klux klowns." I told my daughter that that sounded like a film by Rob Zombie. She said it sounded like juggalos if they were all Nazis.
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Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
Alt: Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you heard the good news of our Lord and Savior, Cheeses??
"I could go for a cheese-based religion."
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having grown up in Seattle in a ride-or-die @mariners.com family, I once had the opportunity to sit in really nice seats near the press box bc my friend has money. (1)
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched a guy drop his whole bubble tea. I feel so bad for him!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I get a fundraising text from @gluesenkampperez.house.gov, I want to throw my phone across the room.
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Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Layered up and still freezing. Fuck fall.
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Bundling Up for the Cold
Alt: Bundling Up for the Cold
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I dreamed I was throwing up my own hair and no one would help me.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dreamed I went to a workshop retreat. @franifio.bsky.social was there. We made friends and were drinking Jagermeister on the beach before dinner.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@daniellemoodie.bsky.social @jysexton.bsky.social youtu.be/2kuzlk_NuY4?...
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My Good Friends
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton - Topic
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talk Like a Pirate Day and National Gymnastics Day 2026!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sheep Shaggers In the FBI is the name of my punk band.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This asshole backed his SUV up to the front of the store and has been idling his engine there for the last 20 minutes. I want to tell him to take his exhaust and shove it up his arse but that would be bad customer service.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having a breakfast burrito delivered to my work costs $40.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The people I've learned the most about Zionism and anti-Zionism from are anti-Zionist Jews. Shana tova, my loves. Thank you for teaching me.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
September 11, 2001. I'd just turned 22. My daughter was 4. I had to go to work at one of my 3 PT jobs. I was 🍇d 4 days later. I lost one of my jobs for no-call-no-show the next day. My bf left me to stay friends w my 🍇ist. The bottom fell out of absolutely everything in those few days.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last thing I remember after going under anesthesia was asking the caregiver, "what's the difference between a stretcher and a gurney??" I needed answers.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We got that money because one of our parents died, you addled bint!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Grandboy is a book lover but I think @jysexton.bsky.social might be a skosh over his head at this juncture. Haha.
Baby enjoying The Midnight Kingdom by Jared Yates Sexton. Face obscured.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My daughter is rocking my grandson to sleep singing Islands In the Stream. 🤗
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's Labor Day and I'm house-sitting. Kids are playing outside and the smell of cookout is in the air. More things that remind me that not everything sucks, not everyone is awful, and there is still good in the world.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent a few minutes this morning playing with my grandson, singing "the grandmas on the floor go stretch, stretch, stretch." And then we played with a toy car. My cup runeth over.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The world is on fire and a lot of things totally suck right now, but it's my grandson's 1st birthday today. Reminds me that good still exists and there are things to be happy about.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Something I haven't thought about in a long time: when I was 7 I loved Vincent Price.
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Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
Alt: Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My friend driving her hot rod around Pioneer Square while I hang out the window singing Islands In the Stream at the top of my lungs. #AboutLastNight
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trying not to cry at work. #DollyParton
"If you're ever sad, just remember this: the earth is 4 billion years old, and you managed to exist at the same time as Dolly Parton."

Dolly Parton
1946 - 2026
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck all y'all bitches.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer Chug
Alt: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer Chug
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dear Les Schwab, Your advertising has made me hate the song Drivin' My Life Away. I'm mad at you for that.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There are people in the world that when something of theirs breaks they can just get it fixed. I am not one of those people.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sitting in a diner eating fries and waiting for my car to get fixed. Reading @wajali.bsky.social, thinking about people that don't like "foreigners," and wondering to myself . . . If there aren't people in the kitchen shouting in a language other than English, what are you even doing w your life??
Plate of fries. 'Go Back to Where You Came From' by Wajahat Ali. On a table.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wowza!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think Jimothy is a gymnast. He's very good at beam. Gymothy!!
Jimothy the raccoon walking on a fence.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's $3 for a lighter. I thought that was a thing you found in your friend's back seat and forgot to give back.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A lady just walked past me with big fake books and a big fake butt and long fake hair and looked at me like she's seen a big witch. To her credit, that's mostly true. Haha
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Why are we reading people's personal journals all the time now?? I swear, I'm about to put fire to some paper because I don't want to have shit I wrote down in confidence years ago being brought up in court. This is some weird, intrusive bullshit.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is a @katiephang.bsky.social appreciation post because she's a fucking rock star.
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Nose Stuck in a Book Blog @nsiabblog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I feel attacked #booksky
You’re doing a lot of scrolling for someone who has a book to read
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Advice for watching the shooting in Seattle: don't listen to anything Jonathan Choe or anyone that cavorts with him. About anything. Any time. Ever.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well, shit. Yesterday I was thinking I'd mosey on down to the Bite of Seattle and today I decided not to. I'm so pissed off now. I hate this so much!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@meidastouch.com J Tarlov is a fucking joke. She doesn't want to lose her fascist friends like Jesse Watters, whom she calls "my Jesse." He's a grown-ass man and she wipes his ass on TV bc he's like a toddler and she wants to stay friends with him. She's known him for a long time. Fuck off!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm one of the only people I know that has never been married. I'm also one of the only people I know that has never been divorced.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I needed a pair of swim goggles so I bought a pair of aviator goggs on the cheap. I showed them to my mom and she called me Jow Biden. Hahahaha!! I can't. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Joe Biden Wins: Sunglasses On
Alt: Joe Biden Wins: Sunglasses On
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Amy French @iamwokeaf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The President of the United States of America is a Convicted Rapist.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think my little grandson should be Jimothy for Halloween. He's short, he's round, and he's on the ground. Hahaha.
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jimothy
Alt: Jimothy the Raccoon, in Seattle
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm curious how the adult elite gymnasts pay for gymnastics. The whole reason why I in my 20s quit was because it was too expensive; I couldn't afford it anymore. I still can't afford it, years later.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sam Peszeck is a low-key fascist.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm reading Alice Wong's book, Year Of the Tiger, and I feel like she would have gotten a huge kick out of Jimothy.
Jimothy the raccoon, from Seattle. Born with short spine syndrome.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/07/2026
My takeaway from that speech is that we are headed down the road of Trump trying to outright rig elections. It probably won't work, but he's going for it.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@franifio.bsky.social Re: flashing. I once flashed my friend at a local pro wrestling match. I thought no one noticed but her, until one of the wrestlers said something about it in the ring. It was the silliest thing and I may never stop laughing about it. Caught!!
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 16/07/2026
I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why does ICE and CBP think it's okay to condemn fleeing suspects to the death penalty with no trial? It’s summary executions and state sanctioned murder
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