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Sarah Benchley

@strangeweather3.bsky.social
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Currently unemployed writer. Gymnerd. Antifascist. Maker of typos. Collector of dust. Occupied Duwamish Territory. "Where are we going and why are we in this handcart??"

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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13h
President Vogon can't even pronounce the word, "vegan."
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm 100% on board with making adjustments that benefit the environment. Also, paper straws are disappointing.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jerry Mitchell on @joyannreid.bsky.social said, "ku klux klan" it sounded like he said "ku klux klowns." I told my daughter that that sounded like a film by Rob Zombie. She said it sounded like juggalos if they were all Nazis.
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Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
Alt: Insane Clown Posse: Whoop Whoop!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does anyone know what's going on with the livestream?? It's not livestreaming properly.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you heard the good news of our Lord and Savior, Cheeses??
"I could go for a cheese-based religion."
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tidy hair. Expensive clothes. Straight, white teeth. With all due respect, Mr Rizzs, "if I did it, you can do it," is a load of hooey and I'm pretty sure you know that. Stop lying.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I grew up to get a BS in communications and would never be hired to work anywhere near the Ms unless I was hawking beer or peanuts. Everyone that came out of the door looked like they'd been manufactured at The Pretty Factory. (2)
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Having grown up in Seattle in a ride-or-die @mariners.com family, I once had the opportunity to sit in really nice seats near the press box bc my friend has money. (1)
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not the worst thing that's happened today, but it's one of life's sucky little annoyances that happens to us all.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched a guy drop his whole bubble tea. I feel so bad for him!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I get a fundraising text from @gluesenkampperez.house.gov, I want to throw my phone across the room.
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Throwing Phone in Foggy Forest
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Layered up and still freezing. Fuck fall.
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Bundling Up for the Cold
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Boss Baby's Funny Expressions
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of those were typos.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I dreamed I was throwing up my own hair and no one would help me.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Vice President Kirk from Gilmore Girls.
Sean Gunn as Kirk on Gilmore Girls.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't drink like that anymore. If I did my liver would explode. But apparently I can still party all night while I'm dreaming.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember that Jen & Pumps from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social were there, too, and we talked to them, but they were doing something fancier before dinner than being outside passing a bottle. Haha
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dreamed I went to a workshop retreat. @franifio.bsky.social was there. We made friends and were drinking Jagermeister on the beach before dinner.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@daniellemoodie.bsky.social @jysexton.bsky.social youtu.be/2kuzlk_NuY4?...
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My Good Friends
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton - Topic
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now I want to see Batman doing gymnastics and talking like a pirate. Haha
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talk Like a Pirate Day and National Gymnastics Day 2026!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sheep Shaggers In the FBI is the name of my punk band.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This asshole backed his SUV up to the front of the store and has been idling his engine there for the last 20 minutes. I want to tell him to take his exhaust and shove it up his arse but that would be bad customer service.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Having a breakfast burrito delivered to my work costs $40.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The people I've learned the most about Zionism and anti-Zionism from are anti-Zionist Jews. Shana tova, my loves. Thank you for teaching me.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
September 11, 2001. I'd just turned 22. My daughter was 4. I had to go to work at one of my 3 PT jobs. I was 🍇d 4 days later. I lost one of my jobs for no-call-no-show the next day. My bf left me to stay friends w my 🍇ist. The bottom fell out of absolutely everything in those few days.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last thing I remember after going under anesthesia was asking the caregiver, "what's the difference between a stretcher and a gurney??" I needed answers.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A "pro-life" world has a lot of dead womxn in it.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We got that money because one of our parents died, you addled bint!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Grandboy is a book lover but I think @jysexton.bsky.social might be a skosh over his head at this juncture. Haha.
Baby enjoying The Midnight Kingdom by Jared Yates Sexton. Face obscured.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Energetic Clown Performance at Theater Arts Circus
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My daughter is rocking my grandson to sleep singing Islands In the Stream. 🤗
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's Labor Day and I'm house-sitting. Kids are playing outside and the smell of cookout is in the air. More things that remind me that not everything sucks, not everyone is awful, and there is still good in the world.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They're also loud and poop a lot. Haha. My loves!!
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Greetings from the smoldering ruins of what once was a city, Seattle, where everyone is on drugs and no one has a home.
Chihuahua at the park overlooking the Puget Sound. Seattle, Washington.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent a few minutes this morning playing with my grandson, singing "the grandmas on the floor go stretch, stretch, stretch." And then we played with a toy car. My cup runeth over.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The world is on fire and a lot of things totally suck right now, but it's my grandson's 1st birthday today. Reminds me that good still exists and there are things to be happy about.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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The Irony! - Man with an Iron
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Something I haven't thought about in a long time: when I was 7 I loved Vincent Price.
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Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
Alt: Vincent Price with Devil on Shoulder
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My friend driving her hot rod around Pioneer Square while I hang out the window singing Islands In the Stream at the top of my lungs. #AboutLastNight
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trying not to cry at work. #DollyParton
"If you're ever sad, just remember this: the earth is 4 billion years old, and you managed to exist at the same time as Dolly Parton."

Dolly Parton
1946 - 2026
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck all y'all bitches.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer Chug
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm beyond help!! Haha
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dear Les Schwab, Your advertising has made me hate the song Drivin' My Life Away. I'm mad at you for that.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Apparently there's nothing wrong with my car battery. It's just my wild imagination leaving me stranded in dark parking lots at night.
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Dr Gregory House: What?
Alt: Dr Gregory House: What?
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There are people in the world that when something of theirs breaks they can just get it fixed. I am not one of those people.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And the @mariners.com on the tube. Not altogether a bad afternoon for one where I'm waiting on car repairs. Shit happens. Have some fries.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sitting in a diner eating fries and waiting for my car to get fixed. Reading @wajali.bsky.social, thinking about people that don't like "foreigners," and wondering to myself . . . If there aren't people in the kitchen shouting in a language other than English, what are you even doing w your life??
Plate of fries. 'Go Back to Where You Came From' by Wajahat Ali. On a table.
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Sarah Benchley @strangeweather3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wowza!!
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