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Emily Dare

@strangetree.maenad.club
1.9K followers 413 following 10K posts

privacy & infosec · AI ethics · horror & erotica · 🏳️‍⚧️ · she/it “𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛.”

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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 6h
I'm deeply skeptical that I'm conscious and now you want me to tell you whether or not agents are?
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 6h
Well you know where to find me should you so desire
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 6h
That is an extremely good idea
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 6h
Katie, you live in a place with hot and cold running authentic Mexican. You are not doomed to taco bell. But so fucking goooood...
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 9h
Same. One of nature's perfect foods
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 9h
This is that girl that Katie's always yapping about!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 9h
My heart? Burning with pride, right now. You're a champion
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 10h
Congratulations!! Fantastic news!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 10h
This is what is truly best in life
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12h
But oh Emma and Regina... sigh...
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13h
The dichotomy of deer life
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15h
See, now you're just making it hot
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15h
He was a supporting character in Eternals believe it or not.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 16h
Facial hairs are like ninjas; the fewer there are the more irritating they are to get rid of
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 16h
Oh yeah!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 17h
Early morning no glasses Emily read that as “discount velociraptor”
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
Hi chelsea. Nice to meet you.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
Certainly not using “fleet” to make it sound more scary and militarized
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
Many thanks 🫶
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
You're too kind! But thanks!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
It's me! With some revisions! Which make me more me!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 15/10/2026
Daww, thank you!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
I’ve been hesitant to show my face online post-FFS. Its taken me a while to work up the nerve, honestly. But here you go: Have some hand-crafted artisanal face.
Selfie of a woman with wavy, shoulder-length red hair and blue-gray eyes, smiling slightly. She wears a black V-neck top and a silver necklace with a ring pendant. Also some cat hair speckles her top.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
Love, love, love Blades 68
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
Powerful
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
Yesss. Give in! Please!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
Excellent move Past Jay. Mmmm. So good.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 14/10/2026
This was like neural chaff right into my brain. I’ve short circuited
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
Yells out the window: “Gosh, I wish someone could help me prove the Guralnick–Thompson conjecture!”
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
*blink* *blink* Wow
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
Oh! Congratulations! Now I have to take care of mine
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
Yes! Exactly on the money
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
Yeah. Okay. I want to fuck that sheep. I want to be fucked by that sheep. I want it to stroke my hair and decide what we’re having for dinner
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 13/10/2026
It's the psychological violence that you describe and allude to on here that gives me chills
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bro, you doing okay? You just recapped your entire day and then Majel Barrett said "And now the conclusion."
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12/10/2026
Same. My bestie and I have used that on each other since we first saw it
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12/10/2026
But Katie, *you’re* reposting it
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12/10/2026
I came here to say this. 100%
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12/10/2026
Having a relaxing night after a wonderful day of engaging in lesbian pursuits. Though not as relaxing as yours by the sound of it…
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 12/10/2026
For clippy, or for you?
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
The absolute worst 😉
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Good evening, Sable. I do hope you are having a wonderful evening. 🫠
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Oh no. Poor Emmy! I bet you're just miserable.
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Jim Carrey: Oh Yeah Popcorn
ALT: Jim Carrey: Oh Yeah Popcorn
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
That one looks like a doll to me
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
I got sidetracked with doing some other storage migration, so the music library setup will probably be this week instead.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Fact
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Wow, she really is gorgeous. Good girlfriend find
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Talking K too. K makes it really hard for me to sleep.
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
I have such a hard time sleeping after that much. Glad it worked for you!!
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Emily Dare @strangetree.maenad.club · 11/10/2026
Functional
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