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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 02/10/2026

Weird campaign signs in Arizona rn

Campaign sign on the side of the road. It says NO and then under that, prop 425 encircled with a slash through it. Underneath that? It says “higher taxes”

Screenshot from the office, showing Michael Scott played by Steve Carell standing next to a white board. It says “don’t” encircled and with a slash through it, and next to it it says “bother Luke” which is also encircled with a slash next to it. The colloquial meaning of the circle with a slash through it making this whiteboard say don’t don’t don’t bother Luke.
The caption/subtitle at the bottom says “that’s as clear as I can make it”

sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

I’m on the west coast!!! But will try to remember this. Here my fave is Danzeisan, which is an Arizona dairy company and really yummy!!

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

When I remember I have chocolate milk in the fridge :)

Woman looking up hopefully while holding what looks like an iced matcha latte. The caption says “girl who is ‘going to be okay’”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 23/09/2026

My b&n copy of Hollywood, ending says it was delivered to the front desk/mail room…the problem is I don’t HAVE a front desk or mail room…….

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 19/09/2026

I’ve also been annoyed by these ads, I feel like I’ve seen more in this vein lately??

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/09/2026

Just ordered yarn to do a red wings season blanket w different colors for wins/losses/ot losses…don’t embarrass me, red wings

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

It’s absolutely worth the extra money it requires. I have had panic attacks bc of dental work (not even particularly scary dental work, just normal fillings), and this made it so manageable.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

For nearly 33 years I detested the dentist, but just had nitrous for the first time at the dentist and maybe the dentist is ok???

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

Sauron after forging the One Ring

Screenshot from trailer for You Can See Everything, showing Elizabeth Holmes looking at Nathan Fielder saying “why would I deceive you? There’s no reason for me to do that.”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/09/2026

PSA If you buy this product do notttttttt travel with it. The threading on the top comes undone just from existing. This bottle was nearly completely full when I left and is now nearly empty even though I only used it once or twice and completely tightened the lid every time (and extra times)

Hand holding a bottle of avene intensive restorative serum.

Side view of the bottle showing that it is about 1/3 full. It was nearly completely full before it leaked everywhere because of the bad packaging.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 08/09/2026

The DFW airport should have a Buc-ee’s

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 03/09/2026

To the scammer that got into my dead dad’s Facebook account and deleted it: fuck you.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 01/09/2026

Just a reminder that the wake me up when September memes aren’t funny bc the song is about Billie Joe’s father passing away

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🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The energy we should all bring to the party:

Dolly Parton in white with a fucking big gun.

Dolly Parton in white aiming a fucking big gun.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 26/08/2026

RHONY drinking game idea: drink a glass of Ramona Pinot Grigio anytime Ramona says “in all sincerity”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 22/08/2026

I hope @jennynicholson.bsky.social is going to the neopets popup store and making a 3 hour video about it so I can live vicariously through her

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 21/08/2026

Can’t say I’m surprised that the tall people who pushed in front of the short people at a concert are now blowing vape smoke over everyone

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/08/2026

Lmao what a waste of time that appointment was. Waited for over an hour and met with the doctor for like 2 minutes.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/08/2026

Waiting at a new doctor for like 30 minutes and they finally took me back…to another waiting room. What if it’s just waiting rooms all the way down?

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/08/2026

Oops I just ordered a hobby box of PWHL cards

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/08/2026

What if I start collecting red wings and PWHL cards

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/08/2026

Happy Esther day all!!! Love y’all!!

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/08/2026

I also had lasagna tonight!!

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 03/08/2026

Do you ever think about how someday there’s gonna be grandma khaleesi’s and Grammy renesmee’s walking around

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 31/07/2026

Yesss I miss autocorrect that worked 😭

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 31/07/2026

Girls don’t want a foldable smart phone, they want the t mobile sidekick brought back

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 29/07/2026

Oh I have a kakuno pen!! I like it

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/07/2026

Distinct enough that it allows people to know I am in the room if they cannot see where I am

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/07/2026

It’s currently 87F with 58% humidity and I’m dying

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/07/2026

Folks often balk at the idea of living in Arizona but I would much rather experience 100+F with little to no humidity than 90F with 50%+ humidity

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 10/07/2026

Been eyeing this chair from ikea for my office for AGES but didn’t want to spend $200 on it. Finally found it on fb marketplace for a steal 😈

Photo of an office directed towards the back walls, which are all windowed. The soft morning light is coming in. In front of the window is a green armchair with no arms. Next to it is a monstera plant. Hanging on the windows is a series of pride flags

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/06/2026

It was just the plot of paddington 2 (which whips)

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/06/2026

Today at work I was describing the plot of paddington 2 to several coworkers, and at one point, one of my coworkers looks at me and says “I genuinely don’t know whether you’re fucking with us or if this is genuinely the plot of paddington 2”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/06/2026

please don’t ❤️ I know I don’t know what you’re going through, but the world is better with you in it

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/06/2026

With fingering weight yarn too 😭

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/06/2026

Jk found the needles I needed in another project bag, now the only thing getting my way is just me being a doofus (started with the wrong color, frogged, right color but wrong number of stitches, frogged, now just don’t feel like doing another 194 long tail cast ons lol)

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 13/06/2026

Tfw I was going to start a new knitting project this weekend but the knitting shop didn’t have the needles I need

Bob from bob’s burgers sitting in his car with his face scrunched up in frustration and with his hands on his neck

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/06/2026

I think you gotta find 5 more concerts

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/06/2026

Perks of partner being a teacher: he’s able to go to the local indie theater box office and get tickets for the odyssey and the free hats for the first 100 people to buy tickets to the 35mm/70mm show times

Discord screenshot from user kindess teacher saying “back to actual movie discussion, I just bought 2 tix to see the odyssey in 70mm and got a hat each for Sarah and me”
It also shows a picture of the hat, which is black and says THE ODYSSEY in a blue font
People have reacted to this message with an emoji of the “sickos” meme, a film reel emoji, and a hat emoji

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/05/2026

Not lookin good folks (went to my trusted source on whether specific shorts are safe, mrsspacecadet, and she also said she always runs in bike shorts)

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/05/2026

I need athletic clothes companies to have a portion of the review where people can check a box to let me know whether their thighs gobbled the shorts, bc at this point I pretty much only buy bike/compression shorts because it’s the only way I can guarantee my thighs won’t gobble them

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/05/2026

Getting an email from a prosecutor that pisses me off

Screenshot of Leslie knope from parks and rec with her face scrunched up in anger.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/05/2026

Someone’s phone just went off in court and started BLARING the looney tunes theme song

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/05/2026

But then how will I have my group chat that is approximately 60% just people named sara(h)/rachel

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