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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

When I remember I have chocolate milk in the fridge :)

Woman looking up hopefully while holding what looks like an iced matcha latte. The caption says “girl who is ‘going to be okay’”

sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 23/09/2026

My b&n copy of Hollywood, ending says it was delivered to the front desk/mail room…the problem is I don’t HAVE a front desk or mail room…….

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/09/2026

Just ordered yarn to do a red wings season blanket w different colors for wins/losses/ot losses…don’t embarrass me, red wings

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

For nearly 33 years I detested the dentist, but just had nitrous for the first time at the dentist and maybe the dentist is ok???

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

Sauron after forging the One Ring

Screenshot from trailer for You Can See Everything, showing Elizabeth Holmes looking at Nathan Fielder saying “why would I deceive you? There’s no reason for me to do that.”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/09/2026

PSA If you buy this product do notttttttt travel with it. The threading on the top comes undone just from existing. This bottle was nearly completely full when I left and is now nearly empty even though I only used it once or twice and completely tightened the lid every time (and extra times)

Hand holding a bottle of avene intensive restorative serum.

Side view of the bottle showing that it is about 1/3 full. It was nearly completely full before it leaked everywhere because of the bad packaging.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 08/09/2026

The DFW airport should have a Buc-ee’s

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 03/09/2026

To the scammer that got into my dead dad’s Facebook account and deleted it: fuck you.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 01/09/2026

Just a reminder that the wake me up when September memes aren’t funny bc the song is about Billie Joe’s father passing away

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🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.art · 25/08/2026

The energy we should all bring to the party:

Dolly Parton in white with a fucking big gun.

Dolly Parton in white aiming a fucking big gun.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 26/08/2026

RHONY drinking game idea: drink a glass of Ramona Pinot Grigio anytime Ramona says “in all sincerity”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 22/08/2026

I hope @jennynicholson.bsky.social is going to the neopets popup store and making a 3 hour video about it so I can live vicariously through her

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 21/08/2026

Can’t say I’m surprised that the tall people who pushed in front of the short people at a concert are now blowing vape smoke over everyone

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/08/2026

Waiting at a new doctor for like 30 minutes and they finally took me back…to another waiting room. What if it’s just waiting rooms all the way down?

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/08/2026

What if I start collecting red wings and PWHL cards

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/08/2026

Happy Esther day all!!! Love y’all!!

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 03/08/2026

Do you ever think about how someday there’s gonna be grandma khaleesi’s and Grammy renesmee’s walking around

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 31/07/2026

Girls don’t want a foldable smart phone, they want the t mobile sidekick brought back

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/07/2026

Folks often balk at the idea of living in Arizona but I would much rather experience 100+F with little to no humidity than 90F with 50%+ humidity

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 10/07/2026

Been eyeing this chair from ikea for my office for AGES but didn’t want to spend $200 on it. Finally found it on fb marketplace for a steal 😈

Photo of an office directed towards the back walls, which are all windowed. The soft morning light is coming in. In front of the window is a green armchair with no arms. Next to it is a monstera plant. Hanging on the windows is a series of pride flags

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/06/2026

Today at work I was describing the plot of paddington 2 to several coworkers, and at one point, one of my coworkers looks at me and says “I genuinely don’t know whether you’re fucking with us or if this is genuinely the plot of paddington 2”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 13/06/2026

Tfw I was going to start a new knitting project this weekend but the knitting shop didn’t have the needles I need

Bob from bob’s burgers sitting in his car with his face scrunched up in frustration and with his hands on his neck

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/06/2026

Perks of partner being a teacher: he’s able to go to the local indie theater box office and get tickets for the odyssey and the free hats for the first 100 people to buy tickets to the 35mm/70mm show times

Discord screenshot from user kindess teacher saying “back to actual movie discussion, I just bought 2 tix to see the odyssey in 70mm and got a hat each for Sarah and me”
It also shows a picture of the hat, which is black and says THE ODYSSEY in a blue font
People have reacted to this message with an emoji of the “sickos” meme, a film reel emoji, and a hat emoji

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/05/2026

I need athletic clothes companies to have a portion of the review where people can check a box to let me know whether their thighs gobbled the shorts, bc at this point I pretty much only buy bike/compression shorts because it’s the only way I can guarantee my thighs won’t gobble them

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/05/2026

Getting an email from a prosecutor that pisses me off

Screenshot of Leslie knope from parks and rec with her face scrunched up in anger.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/05/2026

Someone’s phone just went off in court and started BLARING the looney tunes theme song

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 24/05/2026

The bisexual shame of ordering whole milk in my latte instead of oat milk 😔

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 19/05/2026

Realizing it may be seeing “Chicago” in theaters at 9 years old that planted the idea that I should be a lawyer tbh

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/05/2026

Petition for Dropout to put on-screen text above where the subtitles go so I don’t have to pick between subtitles and seeing what text is being displayed

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/05/2026

Studying for the bar was soooooo unserious. Hopefully will never have to do that again 🫩

Picture of tablet showing bar prep video. In the lower right corner, the professor teaching the course is dressed professionally in a suit at a podium. On the upper part of the screen, it says “UCC § 2-207 - Acceptance and Additional terms” there’s also a picture of the professor’s head photoshopped onto the body of a very muscular person holding a chainsaw while wearing a plaid shirt halfway unbuttoned. There’s a quote saying “Nothing cuts like a GEIS” and at the bottom it says GEIS’ CHAINSAWS
Over the picture is my caption of “???” From 2 years ago when I was studying for the bar

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/05/2026

Tfw the Mets beat the dbacks and the tigers in the span of a week 🫩

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/05/2026

can’t believe we lost to the Mets ffs

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 05/05/2026

The Tony movie looks good but I’m not sure I can forgive Hollywood for fumbling its chance to make a catcher in the rye movie with Dominic Sessa as Holden Caulfield

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 23/04/2026

Got my first piece of jail/prison art from a client 😭😭❤️

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 18/04/2026

apparently my dad got called for jury duty—not sure how that’s gonna work unless they’ve got a ouija board available

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fall out boy lyrics bot 🫧🎱 @foblyricsbot.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

am i more than you bargained for yet?

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Amber Woods @amberspeaks.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

looks like we traded generations of healthcare for 4 days worth of missiles

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 11/04/2026

I lived it: I tried something new at brunch and didn’t really like it 😔

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 06/04/2026

Do any of my moots have Pokémon legends: Z-A and want to trade w me so I can get a gengar and an Alakazam 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/03/2026

I lived it: I went to the Italian grocery/deli and decided not to get tiramisu, and then when I came home I really wanted tiramisu :(

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Only 23% of government workers believe they “can report a suspected violation of a law, rule, or regulation without experiencing retaliation.” That's way down form the share the prior year (72%) who said they could report suspected illegal activity without fear www.thebulwark.com/p/two-more-g...

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/03/2026

Begging people to turn off Face ID/Touch ID/other biometrics on their phones (at least as it pertains to unlocking your phone)

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 22/03/2026

And what if I say that Ryan gosling should have 2 Oscars (la la land and Barbie)? What then?

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 19/03/2026

Not another gd truth box 🫩#SLOMW

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/03/2026

Folks I’m sorry but I unironically want the devil wears Prada 2 popcorn purse bucket :/

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/03/2026

For all its faults, at least Arizona doesn’t mess around with changing our clocks two times a year 😌

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