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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 02/10/2026

Weird campaign signs in Arizona rn

Campaign sign on the side of the road. It says NO and then under that, prop 425 encircled with a slash through it. Underneath that? It says “higher taxes”

Screenshot from the office, showing Michael Scott played by Steve Carell standing next to a white board. It says “don’t” encircled and with a slash through it, and next to it it says “bother Luke” which is also encircled with a slash next to it. The colloquial meaning of the circle with a slash through it making this whiteboard say don’t don’t don’t bother Luke.
The caption/subtitle at the bottom says “that’s as clear as I can make it”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 28/09/2026

When I remember I have chocolate milk in the fridge :)

Woman looking up hopefully while holding what looks like an iced matcha latte. The caption says “girl who is ‘going to be okay’”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 15/09/2026

Sauron after forging the One Ring

Screenshot from trailer for You Can See Everything, showing Elizabeth Holmes looking at Nathan Fielder saying “why would I deceive you? There’s no reason for me to do that.”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 09/09/2026

PSA If you buy this product do notttttttt travel with it. The threading on the top comes undone just from existing. This bottle was nearly completely full when I left and is now nearly empty even though I only used it once or twice and completely tightened the lid every time (and extra times)

Hand holding a bottle of avene intensive restorative serum.

Side view of the bottle showing that it is about 1/3 full. It was nearly completely full before it leaked everywhere because of the bad packaging.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 10/07/2026

Been eyeing this chair from ikea for my office for AGES but didn’t want to spend $200 on it. Finally found it on fb marketplace for a steal 😈

Photo of an office directed towards the back walls, which are all windowed. The soft morning light is coming in. In front of the window is a green armchair with no arms. Next to it is a monstera plant. Hanging on the windows is a series of pride flags

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 13/06/2026

Tfw I was going to start a new knitting project this weekend but the knitting shop didn’t have the needles I need

Bob from bob’s burgers sitting in his car with his face scrunched up in frustration and with his hands on his neck

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 04/06/2026

Perks of partner being a teacher: he’s able to go to the local indie theater box office and get tickets for the odyssey and the free hats for the first 100 people to buy tickets to the 35mm/70mm show times

Discord screenshot from user kindess teacher saying “back to actual movie discussion, I just bought 2 tix to see the odyssey in 70mm and got a hat each for Sarah and me”
It also shows a picture of the hat, which is black and says THE ODYSSEY in a blue font
People have reacted to this message with an emoji of the “sickos” meme, a film reel emoji, and a hat emoji

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 27/05/2026

Getting an email from a prosecutor that pisses me off

Screenshot of Leslie knope from parks and rec with her face scrunched up in anger.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/05/2026

Studying for the bar was soooooo unserious. Hopefully will never have to do that again 🫩

Picture of tablet showing bar prep video. In the lower right corner, the professor teaching the course is dressed professionally in a suit at a podium. On the upper part of the screen, it says “UCC § 2-207 - Acceptance and Additional terms” there’s also a picture of the professor’s head photoshopped onto the body of a very muscular person holding a chainsaw while wearing a plaid shirt halfway unbuttoned. There’s a quote saying “Nothing cuts like a GEIS” and at the bottom it says GEIS’ CHAINSAWS
Over the picture is my caption of “???” From 2 years ago when I was studying for the bar

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 06/03/2026

A bit bulky, but should do the trick. I was able to find like 1 case with an embedded AirTag holder, but it was like $50 and I was able to get 4 of these adhesive AirTag holders for $10

Back of my green kindle, which is in a clear case and has a black popsocket and an AirTag attached to it. There’s a sticker shaped like an ornately decorated cake with the text “men either slutty little glasses” written in cursive, as if written in icing

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/02/2026

Also a rough sleep in between

Screenshot from Apple health app. Says I was in bed for 8 hours and 24 minutes, but my time asleep was 5 hours and 48 minutes. From about 1:30 am to 4:30 am on the graph is a big block show in I was awake

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 06/02/2026

Tfw you find a typo in a pleading you already filed

Old man in a red turtleneck is shrugging his arms. The caption on the image says “guess I’ll die”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 25/12/2025

I’ve long wondered this because Waffles always knows which box is the barkbox

A dapple smooth coat dachshund sits in a sunbeam.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 16/12/2025

Is that the— The Pride and Prejudice British Library Deluxe First Volume? Published for Jane Austen’s 250th birthday? Yeah, it is

A three volume set of Pride and Prejudice that are modeled after the first edition of the book

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 14/12/2025

The grand reveal of my dachshund menorah (featuring plush sufganiyot and latkes in the background). Chag sameach!

Ceramic dachshund menorah with candles on the shamash and furthest right candle holder. In the background is a plush sufganiyot (jelly donut) and latke. The plushies have little :) smiley faces

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 12/12/2025

Netflix: anyone want a first class express ticket to whamhalla?

Shirty phone picture of a tv with Netflix’s guide on the screen. The header for the section is “Festive Favorites” with a movie called “WHAM! Last Christmas Unwrapped,” a documentary about the making of “Last Christmas” by WHAM! The thumbnail is a black and white picture of George Michael with his arms out

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 08/12/2025

Stopppp waffles would look so cute in this why is it so expensive

Screenshot showing a dapple dachshund wearing a blue puffy jacket adorned with snoopy wearing a red puffy jacket. The caption says “Snoopy Puffer Puffer Jacket - PEANUTS”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 19/11/2025

A lot of people are about to find out what the second act of wicked is like and to me, that’s beautiful

Screencap of director bong joon ho with the subtitle “To me, that’s cinema”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 10/11/2025

face | scent (went w my current go to in my rotation)

Lola by Marc Jacob’s perfume bottle. The bottle is purple and the cap has layers of rubber in red, purple, and blue to look like a flower.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 29/09/2025

Me seeing all the videos people took at The Format concert last night

Picture of pingu, a claymation penguin, sitting on a chair looking VERY upset

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 30/07/2025

Bad news: waffles killed a lizard that got into the house Good news: when I said “LEAVE IT” waffles pretty immediately dropped it

The lizard murderer herself. A mini short haired dachshund sitting on my lap. You can see one ear is flipped backwards/sideways and she is sort of side eyeing the camera. She is beige with a tan snoot and brown spots.

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 19/07/2025

Get you a state who can do both!! Arizona rocks!!

Snow-covered San Francisco peaks. In the foreground is a parking lot and building.

View of the Grand Canyon from inside the canyon. In the foreground is a wooden sign reading “skeleton point”

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 05/07/2025

Ik the 4th was yesterday but feels appropriate to post an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness

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sarah 🍓 @straawbs.dftba.social · 24/05/2025

There were phones that could access the internet (sidekick, blackberry, palm pilots), but the UI was still extremely primitive compared to today’s technology. This is very similar to the phone I had in 2007