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Stephen

@stphnsys.bsky.social
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Rust-headed wastrel haunting DC. Decarbonization by day. Musical theatre, X-Men, video games, and faggotry by night (and also by day). Pfp from the lerrrgan pfp fac’try.

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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still from a video of Carly Rae Jepsen that says “they finally gave her a sword” but sword is replaced with plane. An emoji of a plane is pasted over the sword she’s holding up.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Carly Rae Jetsen ✈️
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go to gay chorus camp, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. (It was.) feat. @bennmay.bsky.social
Stephen posing in Friday night’s Druid/green witch costume: black jeans, a tan peasant shirt, a green cloak, a fake vine wrapped around his right arm, green eyeliner, and a crown made of fake leaves and fake antlersStephen posing for a selfie in the mirror in Friday night’s Druid/green witch costume: a tan peasant shirt, a green cloak, a fake vine wrapped around his right arm, green eyeliner, and a crown made of fake leaves and fake antlers.Stephen posing in Saturday night’s costume: black jeans, motorcycle boots, a white undershirt, a leather jacket, silver eyeliner, and long red curled horns on a black headband. Benn is dressed as a sexy grim reaper with a black robe, scythe, and skull mask.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PLEASE!!!! We need it
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am TRYING, Michael
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Proud of u
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now, you can tell this is AI because he has a third leg
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Screaming
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The image is Brian and a young adult seated with their hands over their head Shinji style

The text : I tried Quest 64 once now I'm gay
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy birthday, sweet G!!!
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it’s always a good time to be whimsical as fuck.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy birthday, William!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My boyfriend and me trying to pick up a third (and maybe fourth)
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That’s my friend!!!!!!!!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy anniversary, boys! 😍
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy birthday, friend!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kiss a friend on the lips type of gay guy is truly pinnacle gay guy!!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have never felt more powerful than I did today when I got the Minute Cryptic with no hints, 4 under par
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should have thought to bring earplugs to this gay brunch
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This song is relatable because we’ve all used a shower shot
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you had a nickel for every time you lived in proximity to someone scromiting, you’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
adam.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think ultimately I would go with Whitney, Mariah, Beyoncé, and Madonna. Gaga would go on my “add her in 10 years” list.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cher is magnificent, but I don’t see her as quite as prolific as some of the others. And Donna is THE queen of disco, but I wouldn’t necessarily include that in pop! Idk
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tell me you’re seeing a movie with @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social without telling me you’re seeing a movie with @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social. Delightful movie!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Thinking about reading House of X/Powers of X again tbh
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The fact that this is notable enough to mention makes me so sad 😭 #JusticeforMUNA
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do what I did: start watching season 3 not having watched any of s1 or s2 and approximately one (1) episode of GoT. It makes it way easier
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What design are we getting?
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Amazing!!! What did you win for?
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me playing Fire Emblem Three Houses with Dedue as a high-def Grappler
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s a different word entirely ngl
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Let me be a bunny-eared twink!!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
😍
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hope everyone is still wearing their sluttiest outfits to the gym even if Pride is over
Gay guy posing in front of a mirror in little blue shorts with white piping and no shirt.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I got an autodial + three texts yesterday when I had already voted!! (That’s what I was making a beeline when I saw you and Geoff on Sunday)
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hot girls vote for Janeese! I voted this weekend
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Robin Thede had THE cameo of the year in I Love Boosters
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hell yeah
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Is the person in front of you bleeding from the eyes?
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me when I see a hot runner in short shorts
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Let’s fuckin’ gabagool!!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No, it doesn’t! You can’t trick me into thinking
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Good morning, Woody!! I’ve never met you but I would go to war for you!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The one where Bubble thinks Minnie Driver is a mini driver. Self-explanatory
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Singing with the Gay Men’s Chorus this weekend and hopefully basking in and around a pool 😍
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
😭😭😭
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