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Stephen

@stphnsys.bsky.social
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Rust-headed wastrel haunting DC. Decarbonization by day. Musical theatre, X-Men, video games, and faggotry by night (and also by day). Pfp from the lerrrgan pfp fac’try.

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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still from a video of Carly Rae Jepsen that says “they finally gave her a sword” but sword is replaced with plane. An emoji of a plane is pasted over the sword she’s holding up.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go to gay chorus camp, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. (It was.) feat. @bennmay.bsky.social
Stephen posing in Friday night’s Druid/green witch costume: black jeans, a tan peasant shirt, a green cloak, a fake vine wrapped around his right arm, green eyeliner, and a crown made of fake leaves and fake antlersStephen posing for a selfie in the mirror in Friday night’s Druid/green witch costume: a tan peasant shirt, a green cloak, a fake vine wrapped around his right arm, green eyeliner, and a crown made of fake leaves and fake antlers.Stephen posing in Saturday night’s costume: black jeans, motorcycle boots, a white undershirt, a leather jacket, silver eyeliner, and long red curled horns on a black headband. Benn is dressed as a sexy grim reaper with a black robe, scythe, and skull mask.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hope everyone is still wearing their sluttiest outfits to the gym even if Pride is over
Gay guy posing in front of a mirror in little blue shorts with white piping and no shirt.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Describe your bluesky account in a single image.
Screenshot of the Partiful app that says “Gay? Congrats! 🎉 Win $300 for your party.”
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Same post-gym pics, new bathroom
Gay guy flexing shirtless in a bathroom mirror
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m da king of da woild
Screenshot of Pokopia character standing on the railing at the front of the S.S. Anne
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Gay guy flexing in the mirror
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures
Lisa Rinna dressed as a cunty sailor boy for the Black Banquet on the TraitorsA screenshot of my character in Animal Crossing New Horizons dressed up as a sailor
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Watching Bad Bunny’s halftime show in Puerto Rico was 😍😍😍😍😍
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Since we’re all posting from 2016…
Gay guy posing in front of a mirror in a crop top that says “Masc 4 Masc” in pink bubble letters. There are emojis of a rainbow and a pink bow on the picture. It’s 2016.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.
Scream TailSharpedSinistchaSneasler
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This is one of the better post-gym pictures I’ve taken in a while 👀
Gay guy flexing shirtless in front of a mirror with light coming from the bottom-right.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
That said, first workout of the year done 😌
Gay guy flexing shirtless in front of a mirror.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Well, hell yeah 😎
My 2026 word from Merriam-Webster is blissful.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy NYE, sluts 😘
Gay guy posing in the mirror wearing a silver shirt and with some glittery silver eyeshadow.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Finally, something we can all agree on.
In:

- Slayyyter
- Cats (the animal)
- Gogo boys
- Costume jewelry
- Kissing your friends
- Short kings
- mlm/wlw solidarity
- A graphic eyeliner moment
- Gay porn at gay barsOut:

- Edgy irony
- Period pieces
- “Entrepreneurs”
- Straight men making a scene at gay bars
- Those insane fiber gummy ads
- AI “art”
- Cigarettes
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Oh, stop
Meme of a cat blushing
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Happy Boxing Day
Gay guy flexing in front of the mirror in a white undershirtGay guy flexing shirtless in front of the mirror
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Thinking about Professor Freek Vonk
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Omg I have this iconic panel screenshotted on my phone and I just came across it in my photos this morning!!!
A selection of Marvel comics panels I have screenshotted on my phone because I think they’re funny or interesting. I’ve circled the panel featured in this post.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If you need me, please contact my assistant Duncan (Mr. Dunkies to his friends)
A handsome orange cat named Duncan. His little claw is stuck on my sweater, which he’s not very happy about.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Me flexing at the gym. I’m wearing blue shorts and a cream and black striped tank.Me posing in a mirror at a beach house. I’m wearing black jeans, a light blue henley, and red sunglasses shaped like dripping hearts.Me flexing in the mirror at a Halloween party. I’m wearing part of my slutty Alice in Wonderland costume: a blue crop top, blue skirt, white stockings with black bows, and a black headband with a bow.Me posing and flexing in the mirror. I’m in blue jeans and no shirt.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Happy Wednesday!
Me flexing in jeans and no shirt in front of a mirror.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
My orange cat Duncan is hanging off the bed and lifting his paw and staring at spirits on the ceiling because he’s a silly boy.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Respectfully!!!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It’s my birthday 🤓
Me surrounded by lovely friends celebrating my birthday.A sign at the bar that says Happy Birthday, Stephen!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Luv 2 go 2 the gym
Me flexing in front of the mirror in black jeans. I am lit from below in a flattering way.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s Maeve’s birthday! Tell her she’s beautiful 😠
Maeve the black cat standing on a box. It’s her birthday and she is looking very beautiful!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me when I have something to say
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This started the night as an Alice in Wonderland costume, but the wig and the gloves became a hindrance after a while
Me flexing in front of a mirror. I’m wearing pieces of an Alice in Wonderland costume: white stockings with black bows, a blue skirt, a blue crop top, and a black headband with a bow on top.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Went to the gym, please clap
Me flexing in front of the mirror. I’m wearing a white sleeveless shirt designed by @hotdogcouch.bsky.social that says “WRATH” in the colors of the progress pride flag
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looks like it’s time to test this incredibly iconic tweet
Tweet from @rajandelman saying “Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny, the first step in making any piece of art”
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Day off breakfast vibes!
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
They should invent a workout that doesn’t make you gross and sweaty
Me flexing in front of a mirror. I’m wearing a purple tank top with sweat under my chest.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Happy Saturday
Me posing shirtless in front of my bathroom mirror
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yeah
Me flexing in front of the bathroom mirror. I’m wearing black shorts.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
When my boyfriend and I have a friend over for recreational activities
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The sweetest, sleepiest lil man you ever did see 🥺
Orange cat cuddled up on my arm while he sleeps
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I went to Sandy Bottom Community and everyone there knew you
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My first ever god pack!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
To quote poet laureate Olivia Rodrigo: it’s brutal out here
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Workout has me feeling good about my arms today
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I went to Big Hole National Battlefield and everyone there knew you
Picture of a wall calendar with the text “1910: Big Hole National Battlefield (MT) designated” on June 23
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
When he’s too tight
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Happy Pride recovery day, gays.
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Stephen @stphnsys.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I love being a faggot (happy world pride!!!!)
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